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>disgusting individuals like this
You shouldn’t speak ill of the dead, user...

haha epic

Comfortable temperature and humidity both outside and inside

meowdy there, purrrrdners

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Wow fuck you, Canada is so much better isn't it HUH?
Asshole

i want to smash my face until it's nothing but ears
i want to paint my drain with a little red stain tonight
youtube.com/watch?v=OFK4ZSoXpPs

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woof

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seek christ

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wutchu lookin at

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Those are song lyrics

that is one cute pup

When my friend who plays pokemon go came to visit me I traded him my squirtle that I got day 1 and he named it after me and still has it. it makes me happy.

side note: familiar is really hard for me to spell

I know. Was a joke I guess.

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reading more Latin
Ovid is a bit tricky.

haha fag

government is still bullying me

youtube.com/watch?v=1eN4h_sLuQ0

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How do we stop child obesity?

counter with famine

some kind of tax bracket system for bmi excedding normal limits

got a haircut

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why is this cat pixelated did he refuse to sign the release forms?

remember when she was relevant...

youtube.com/watch?v=tsp7IOr7Q9A

jap cat

People get fat largely because they are poor and can not afford normal foods. Taking away more of their money would probably make things worse

don't know who this dog faced whore is

at least amazon isn't bullying me

みやわ

you're probably right.

大きな厄介なノーカットコック

yachty’s still got her in music vids, just wisely keeping her mouth shut

youtu.be/fDeL-hJwf2s

game plan

1) jack one off
2) write down my homework real quick
3) shower
4) sleep

are u 13

youtube.com/watch?v=LBAfNw8UQTE

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at heart

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...

kek

Where did the “Asians are tight” thing even come from lmao I’ve fucked a few and their thots have the same pussies as everyone else

day 2 of nofap

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probably from American soldiers raping children

LOL

don't look at porn.

Life Hack:
If u have a big cock all pussies are tight

I have a small cock and all vaginas feel nice. haven't been disappointed yet.

hmm

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>manlet dicklets complaining about big cock chad’s sloppy seconds

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you cant do that

there is a notable difference in how good it feels between a virgin and the town whore

unfortunately even if you pick a virgin she’ll get a town whore pussy eventually if u fuck her enough. hard to imagine how much worse it gets after they give birth lol

watching thunderball

you have taken more than one girl’s virginity, right /cum/?

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sure. it still feels good regardless though. i played with the vagina of a stripper who'd had three kids, that was grim, i didn't fuck her though i just let her suck me.

Obviously not, this is an incel safe space
Now FUCK OFF

pedo

i take viginities and sell them to thots for a profit

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would love to buy into this business

you have to sell me your virginity first

sorry lost track of mine
i’ve got at least three to sell back to thots tho

nah all legal, probably autistic freaks though for still being virgins am i right lole

make that at least four, i forgot one

why is it that an algorithm forcing posts to be original became an incel board?

want to talk to y'all about something very important and dear to my heart

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semen retention spurs creativity duh

wut?
t. newfag

gf is seething

...

what? i literally just explained the history of r9k

oh

reminder to stop being a virgin incel and getting cucked by your soulmate

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Starting to realize I got the shit genes
My brother is 6’4 and I’m over here at a lousy 6’0
Man it’s over, I lost the genetic lottery

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same, my bro is 6'8, i'm only 6'4", life is suffering

Consider yourself lucky, I’m 6’3 and my brother is 5’8 LOL

sucks to be you. bet you got a tiny peen too

Fuck man I’m sorry to hear that

Well at least he’s good looking, right?

My dick is slightly above average

Have to drink barium sulfate for the next hour

*ct scans u*

connecticut scan

ct scans are ok
mri's are hell on earth

Reading in Latin about the story of Perseus

why

I had an mri once and they shot me full of something that made me feel like I was shitting my pants

you're stuck in a tube and it's extremely loud, like you're surrounded by jackhammers
for me it made me vomit and i couldn't breathe

what about your butte virginity?

This barium sulfate drink makes me want to shit my brains out

do it then

idk where the bathroom is

why do you need a bathroom to shit your pants

Because I like these pants and I don’t want to ruin them

i think the owner of the company i work for is going completely senile, he cant figure out the most basic of tasks on a computer