Go to Chinese restaurant

Mongols also like to eat things on skewers, same as the Turks. Coinicidence? I think not

>go to Vietnamese restaurant
>cooks are one black guy, a turk and an indian
>didn't walk out and actually gave their food a try
>it's bad
It actually happened to me the other day, not even kidding.

>go to bosnian restaurant
>owner is bosnian
>get free food because i make my accent bosnian and talk nicely to the owner
f*Rsties will never experience this

It's funny we don't even have so many Indians but they seem to run all mcdonald's, burger kings and a big bakery chain here in my town.

You mean croat from Bosnia or muslim?

I get free coffee and shit every time I go to the turkish place near me, simply because one time I went there with my dad he spoke a few words of turkish to them (he's been to turkey once and he always tries to learn even a bit before going abroad).

>go to chippy
>server is brown
>walk out

we call croatians from bosnia bosnians here, so yes croat from bosnia
comfy, turks can be nice to you so i've heard
they apparently make top notch bread as well

>go to restaurant
>waitress doesn't speak Swedish
>get the manager

Dunno here in Germany Croats from Bosnia call themselves croat same with Serbs. Muslims call themselves Bosnian.

there is a couple sushi places near me that are run by chinese chefs. its hilarious that nobody hear can tell the difference.

>go to British restaurant
>order a toast sandwich
>leave happily with a full tummy

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>Dunno here in Germany Croats from Bosnia call themselves croat same with Serbs. Muslims call themselves Bosnian.
yeah we call them croatian too but in the streets when you're with your fellow central europeans and you hear a goatherder bosnian accent you call him a bosnian regardless of ethnicity

Tbh the only somewhat good brown people here are turks, every other brown nationality has around 10%-30% employment rates while turks are around 70% I believe, and their crime statistics aren't much higher than natives. Plus they make kebab, everyone loves kebab.

>go to italian place
>mama rosa/napoli/milano/roma whatever
>doesnt matter where you are around herd, there is one everywhere
>everyone is kurds
>unironicly they all have the same meny and make the best hangover pizza ever.
>kurds = italians?

>Go to Asian restaurant
>Main chef is Asian but all those under him are nignogs

>go to Andorran restaurant
>They're all Bhutanese
EVERY FUCKING TIME

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Here they're usually Pinoys who run the Japanese joints...

>go to Estonia
>merchant is russian
>break all the glass bottles before running out

>go to Chinese restaurant
>receive food
>walk out

>go to American restaurant
>they serve food from Hamburg, Germany

kek

>walk out of the door
>go back and continue shitposting

>with your fellow central europeans
you are eastern european

i am genetically and culturally the most similar to austrians, hungarians, slovenes and bavarians.

Looks a bit too spicy for me.

>walk into fish and chip shop
>there are 4 vietnamese people behind the counter

wrong. you are genetically and culturally the most similar to russians, serbians, bulgarians and turks.

this

There's a typo definetely, they missing one letter space.

>go to italian restaurant
>the cooks are mexican
>it's delicious

food is not rocket science you faglords.

Italian food is pretty much the simplest food there is

You have no food standards, that's the secret.

It's probably to funnel cash home for them to become a superpower.
>Those chains worked for America right? Let's make em work for india now!

Kek

>go to kebab shop
>the engineer is a Swede
>walk out
I'm kidding of course! No swede has ever worked in a kebab shop :--DDDD

>Go to Mexican restaurant
>Waitress is white
>Walk out

i do have food standards, because i've tasted italian and chinese in germany and it tastes like rodent feces. obviously ours isn't as good as getting lasagne in bologna, but it's enough for me to like.

wrong

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>go to ramen restaurant
>chefs are white
>walk out

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Gee, I want to meet a bhutanese at least once

Nope, you don't have food standards.
You eat processed, genetically modified, chemical drenched waste you call food.

Your butthurt shows I am right.

Based