/brit/

You mean you’ve never been face to face with a woman, getting instantly lost in her eyes and feel that stirring in your heart and your trousers, that natural instinct that compels you to remove her dress and place yourself on top of her and get the job done? If not, then lay off the pornography, and if you’re a virgin please for the love of god don’t pathologise it or let it hold you back, sounds like reddit meme advice but you’re not a hideous reject if you are. Some people arrive late to the dating scene, just be natural and go with it, it’ll work out if you stay open minded and keep the chin up ta x

>Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter—tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther. And then one fine morning— So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

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well jealous

depends enormously on a wide variety of factors, such as your location, personality, appearance, employment, housing, wealth, etc

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never watch any porn with a penis in it because im not a poof.

had a mental breakdown about a penis once

Nope ive never felt that. and ive shagged about 8 women. each time from morning wood since i still get that despite having zero sex drive so i can "perform" in some sense

Nah mate if she’s attracted to you even the small talk chit chat is really pleasant because it gives you an excuse to just stare longingly into her eyes

Thinking about ‘that’ bird while typing this and thinking about her beautiful eyes lol I’m a fucking sap

Christ well if that’s the case sounds like a biological issue lol get some viagra and stop wanking to pornography srs that’s my humble advice to ye

ah yes

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SCREAMING

THE AI KNOWS

looks like a dodgy noel gallagher tribute

not him, but you've given me the tingles here lad

Howl

never had any extensive socialisation with a chick attracted to me haha. Had signs from them in hs and interactions with chicks but never together.
Not up to par mix of social skills, looks and social standing

Love looking into her eyes it feels so special and intimate not like other people’s her eyes are different there’s something ephemerally beautiful in them and when you glance at her you catch it temporarily and by god it makes your heart flutter

not that far but i do instantly click off anything where a penis shows up because it makes me uncomfortable.

so tired

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Looks like an orthodox icon

Play Hotel California for us.

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graveyard shift /brit/ is a completely different beast today with all the yanks cleared out

fake it til you make it lad, start off with birds outside any of your social circles so if you flop word doesnt get round n you’ve got nothing to lose. i was a proper insecure little mong but i decided to start acting like i was comfortable around women n after the first few times the awkwardness goes n you know what to expect signs to pick up on n a bit of a routine

its unironically nowhere near as intimidating as you’d think

No I want to hear whiskey in the jar

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Isnt that guy half black?

a toast! a toast to /brit/!

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lies

I'm alpha

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When lachie posted his 23andme a lot of his lineage hails from my part of Ireland and I have an autistic cousin that has the exact same stupid features as lachie so maybe we’re related by some freak incidence

if we piece all these OP pictures together will it be a map that will lead us to where you buried her?

There is no way he's a virgin and that isn't lachie

No that’s Luke Kelly of the Dubliners

Phil Lynott is half black

Luke kelly is fucking ginger how could he possibly be half black

whats your opinion on nurses using tinder?

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Reckon you’re on to something thainonce

We needed an analytical mind like yourself to solve this puzzle

do this one

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I'll get there. But i'll never look comfortable. Even my friends of over 6 years or something say i always look uncomfortable and tense at all times.

He already did in the last thread.

I'll do it for a scooby snack

Breathe slowly through your nose in situations where you feel overstimulated/tense, it really does help to have your breathing nailed down

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Looks like Ergo the Magnificent from Krull

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yeh i was the same lad, first time i just met some fat bint off tinder and slogged a few shots before i left to kill my angst n im not gonna lie my first time was dire but by the 2nd n 3rd time i was in the swing of it n the rest is history

Mad how an AI could paint better than 99% of people and anything it produces could easily be passed off as a refined piece of classical art just by taking a simple formula and applying it to a photograph

Crazy

this is wht benzos rfor

Gf's mate gave me some aftershave and it's nice but fucking hell it's strong and I'm sick of smelling it every time I breathe in.

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some aftershaves give me heartburn and some dont
know what you mean though, some have heavy alcohol smell kind of thing

ah yes, the 5am ham bap break
ive missed the neet life

I have an issue where I start out comfortable and relaxed for the first 5 minutes
then the shame spiralling begins

Cannae fucking wait for AI to take 85% of jobs and leave us peons to scrape a living off the grimey streets of the metropolis
Just hope it happens in the next 5 years, need to get jacked first and then I’ll be in my prime for it. Ten years and I’ll be too old for the streets

Unnecessarily using benzos as a social crutch is a one way ticket to misery, addiction and losing all your mates

Been down that road and I’d advise most just face or continue to live with their demons, the most beneficial impact towards reducing anxiety are lifestyle changes

>some aftershaves give me heartburn
that's odd
>some have heavy alcohol smell kind of thing
It's not even that really it's a nice smell for the first hour or so but it's very persistent and starting to grate on me.

Jesus
Poet
youtube.com/watch?v=gYJO5fJgNSQ

no for special cases theyre good
if you were normal but developed anxiety you already know what to fall back on
if you were always a freak then you dont and being loose will help you learn

For special cases like an interview or a date but I used to be hoofing Valium into me just to be able to leave the house and go down the shops without having a mental freak out

I’m all G now tho (even tho I’m posting on brit at 5AM I have my reasons believ me)

This my fave dubs tune so surreal and dreamy
youtu.be/yndityNBbJs
Totally mesmerizing

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Have never done downers

true might help because i do get flustered easily and rely on my awkwardness being charming. Which ends up in me being generally liked by most people but not much more.
I think its just my natural demeanour to always look unconformable because the point i was making was i got the comments when i was completely at ease.

And also as a middle class suburban/mid town zoomer everybody is uptight and showing romantic interest openly isn't socially acceptable.

*crack*
*sip*
ah yes mescaline, those were the days

considering taking the gaypill lads

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Is that Odin?

Tranqs admittedly are fun and a total release if you’re anxious but I’m better off staying away from them considering my history

I think our folk music is very good and I want to share it with you lads x
youtu.be/c2c0Ph5FmGo

We /éire/ now

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yes it is excellent thank you for sharing x

An original Pavel

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youtube.com/watch?v=7f69ZHhUpHY#t=59

howl at this every time

I liked London. Good city. One of the best cities I've been in if not the best.

peng

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turtle be like my ancestor :)

Why is he so obsessed with porn? We get it, it turns you into a pervet and stops you chasing women but like is it every second video he has to bring that up

Stop watching porn

youtube.com/watch?v=7ab_92C5xDA

irish lad i loved spancill hill
posts more irish choons like that

bender

the video isn't really about porn
it's about the golden one posting a "pro white porn" video, it's like food porn, not actual porn

>Turt (blatant descendants of snow nigger barbarian Celtoid and Anglo-Saxon tribes) LARPing as a Roman patrician

Oh nonononono

no

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this post is incredibly disrespectful to the haberfield cosa nostra
sleep with one eye open

>Hello, I'd like to teach your children about the wonders of the Lord. Can I come in?

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dig this
native indian smokes lmfao

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excellent
keep them coming

what an absolute fucking freak
easily one of the most pathetic posters here

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not funny didnt laugh