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Just heard the Vulcan bombers roaring over my house. Iran is FUCKED

very helpful tips here
bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4kg3jgzzGTrbs0lSgp6rPcY/eight-dating-tips-for-millennials?intc_type=singletheme&intc_location=bbcsounds&intc_campaign=bbcsounds&intc_linkname=article_datingmillennials_contentcard65

animals that eat other animals should be arrested, especially birds

the puerto rican spock

Take the dog pill

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just dusted off the ol' AK from the closet

Are troops mog yours

Iraq and Afghanistan didnt have them until the yanks carpet bombed them lmaooooo

gives me a boner lol

Sorry but where's your toilet user I have to take a cheeky poo you know haha
alright

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right that's why you're dependent on us lmao

Can hear the Spitfires in the sky. It's over for the Shah of Iran.

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Too much going on

Hehe

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Americans are the best posters on /brit/

can hear the local lord rallying all able bodied men to his banner

I have retard syndrome

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>alot
Dumb slut.

They will call you begging to get them back lmaoooooooooo

Ur one posting 'ere nobhead

only east coasters

we should draft the israelis to fight this war for us
initiate operation human shield

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why do the marines get trained by our SAS then

god damn it I need to wank
does it get easier

frogs have started falling from the sky over Swindon

/brit/ is my war trophy I post where I like

just saw an iranian fighter jet fly over cheadle

>women

Men in the square setting up the standard already

not so kinky after all huh

>Iran does stupid shit
>We retaliate
>They drive a truck through a crowded london road killing everybody
>SEE LOOK IF YOU JUST DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

>the real threat comes from an assortment of third world countries ruled by theocratic despots disposed to saying random stupid shit that makes them appear goofy/ineffective
>meanwhile Putin is literally pulling every string in global politics going forward the next 30 years

the blacksmith is working overtime to fulfill the lord's war demands

did a think

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Just stay out of the middle east
If someone has oil you ask them politely if they'll share ok?

what a dumb fucking failure of a strawman you fucking stupid fucking yank you shouldn't even have bothered you fucking dumb ru=gauh ahijeaih eag08agh0 808 0ghea0hje hj-0ehe

think when you analyze it she might have been too kinky

>Have you considered


[reddit space]


>Meeting someone off tinder?

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Really really REALLY regret signing up the the TA, lads. Just wanted to impress the cutie at work.

Alri lads, ask me anything

Overtime available at the Fletchers

thoughts on West Virginia?

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can you fuck off for a second mate, the adults are talking

why are we constantly ignoring the important conspiracies?

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>Really really REALLY regret signing up the the TA, lads. Just wanted to impress the cutie at work.

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youtube.com/watch?v=TS3kiRYcDAo

do you love black people?

pay spearmen knights wages

fly over where?

Why DO white women fuck dogs

A minute of silence for all the victims of Shia terrorism in 21st century

whites are descended from wolves

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the war with iran should be livestreamed in 4KHD there's no excuse not to we have the technology

*halfheartedly blows war horn*
>c-charge

do they use the phrase "cry nigger" (play on of cry baby) in the uk? it's pretty common here in alabama

*Coughs*

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pay per view init, also get to vote in for which city we should bomb next

Listening to System of a Down

why didn't this sort of style ever take off in Britain?

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look at how mad you get. i won't be satisfied until all of islam is wiped off the face of the earth, you included

FINALLY

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>Sky Sports Iran

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*in the geordie big brother voice*
TEHRAN IS IN THE DIARY ROOM, HE'S OONHAPPY WITH THE USE OF MUSTARD GAS IN THE LAST TASK

What books you lot reading then?

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A coalition of the WILLING

a coalition of the WILLIES

yanks are wankers no matter the state or colour

I am the most maturest lad here so why dont you pipe down youngling

christmas songs are shit so they have to keep being made but the boys are back in town is a classic that makes a mockery of time

see my first response

listening to syndrome of a down

there he goes, replying to 4 posts

Imagine the stench
youtube.com/watch?v=nTYwR9LAv8M

oh I'm not a muslim
I just think your post was dumb

more like RETARD syndrome amirite lol

a reddit space between each

Nuke nuke nuke

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drinking cranberry juice mixed with ginger ale
brits don't even know what cranberries are lmao

miga

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yeah and yanks don't know what a sausage and bean melt is

swings and roundabouts

is it peng?

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i'm 9'4 and weigh 10,000 solar masses

they are subhuman, every last one of the inbred fucks

its about to go down lads

FREE ARE TANKER
OOOOOOOH TANKER TANKER
TANKER TANKER TANKER TANKER ROBINSON

are you a neutron star?

huddersfield train station is penger