/brit/ England Win The Cricket World Cup And Secure The Historic Triple Crown

They Hate To See It Edition

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We did not deserve the cricket World Cup. I hope we win it in 2023 so we have a legitimate one.

that yanks vocaroo is creasing me up man fucking hell

sports

reminder to ignore all yanks

sucking a ping pong ball

OOOHHHH TOMMY TOMMY

throw us a chud lad

Lads.

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Reminder that diversity (and an erring umpiring) won England the cup.

Cringe kino

The voice behind the yank flags
Behold
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*puts 8 in at once and ends up with jaw ache*

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did he find out she was a he

If they were clever enough to get access why did they post stuff that was completely fucking incoherent

Based and cryptopilled

Imagine winning them all in the same year.

you just know the american who posted that vocaroo has closed his /brit/ tab out of pure shame

hahahaha need to save the link for that voice note to instantly vanquish all yanks from a thread when needed

>Daniel O'Donnell in the top left corner
kek

Phew honestly thought that was their main website which is quite frankly embarrassing for a government entity

would post a voice message but I sound like a scrawny runt with a meme accent so I’d rather not

remember that time holland choked in a final

Oh dear oh dear.
These men can't protect and serve their own website and yet they're supposed to do that for the British public.

vocaroo links delete themselves after a few days

took him AGES to muster up the courage to send the voice not as well hahahahaha

>No yank posts so far
hmmm

what’s happening with the metpo twitter? only just got in desu

Just a laugh innit.

Never had a gf

Do countries other than England, India, and Pakistan play much cricket? Legitimate question, not trying to be rude.

>Yankpost

Fucking mong

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no they don’t, can find a vocaroo link in the archive from months back and it works

Never done a vocaroo, can't you download it and re-upload it or something.

imagine being bantered out of /brit/ just proves yanks arent the right pedigree for these parts

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Nice one lad, hope you like the area. If you havent already you should walk along the thames into rotherhithe, there are some lovely old pubs and buildings left over from the old docks. The Mayflower and the angel being by far the nicest pubs in the area although they get right busy.

LOL i had some random indian radio station tuned in on radio.garden without realising so when i put my earphones on to listen to this i just heard some indian guy i was so confused hahahaha

are you literally 12 or 13 years old

Because they're teenagers, they'll turn out to be under 16 when they're caught.

wtf ones i tried never load when they're old

you sound like a gimp lad hahaha

Here's a quick map, plus Aghanistan minus Canada.

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Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, West Indies

I've not been to the Mayflower yet but the Angel is great (I know it's a Sam Smiths but their Sovereign Bitter is fucking delicious).

I think my local will end up being the Gregorian as it's alright and close.

are you always a complete fucking muppet or do you just act like one to your mates for a cheeky gaff

was once

lads...

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reckon the triple crown thing is pathetic if i'm honest (not even a seething scotsman, i promise)
>we've only won each once
>we are pretty much the ONLY country that takes all 3 sports seriously
>the few commonwealth countries that play cricket and rugby don't play football
>the rest of the world that plays football does not play cricket or rugby
>get mogged hard in football by brazil, germany, france, italy etc. that have won multiple
>get mogged hard in rugby by new zealand and australia
>get mogged hard in cricket by australia and india
1 single trophy in each sport is pathetic

Thankful every day I voted for Trump

embarrassing

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yeh they’ll be feeling untouchable right now but they’ll be crying their eyes out in a couple weeks when they get the 6oclock knock

kek this was me a good few years ago

She wear denim wherever she goes
says she gonna get some records by the status quo
oh yeah

>that vocaroo
I'm still laughing

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nah it's not weird really. but i'm not sure about meeting up with someone from Jow Forums no offence (not that i think you're any weirder than me or anything like that lol)
maybe another time i would've agreed but it's not like i'm completely friendless, if i was i probably would've said yes
nice chatting with you tho and i hope all works out for you eventually

South Africa takes all 3 seriously.

>Win the cricket
>Next up: Netball
bbc.co.uk/sport/netball/49046022

Where?

Yanks better never show themselves round here again after that pitiful display

I too love tax cuts for the rich and more money for Israel

In its different forms like a baseball.

What are you doing in South Africa?

I met up with people from Jow Forums once and it was a laugh. It was in Newcastle a few years ago and was a complete shambles.

listened to it about 4 times it gets better every time, pure comedy gold i almost feel bad for the gimp

lefty tosser
>tax cuts for the rich
do some research

Australia, New Zealand and other south Asians like Bangladesh, Sri Lanka etc.
But cricket is pretty much exclusively the commonwealth that take it seriously, whereas in rugby it's the commonwealth plus a few others like france, italy, argentina and japan

the only continental european country that plays cricket is holland but they're basically anglo anyway

Don't think netball is a real sport.

Fuck sake lads I was waiting for the COBR to finish but they're taking ages so I might just go to bed.

The other fella had half a brain. He wouldn't do it. He knew the outcome. Lmao. The start gets me everytime.

cricket wanker loves his fucking cricket

What do you mean where?
I'm down here for a holiday.

*nasally virgin yank voice

So this is what sounds like a spastic voice to you. Notice the ebb and flow of my speech as the words finalise and begin accordingly. This is referred to as annunciation and I think its something you need to work on.

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americans are just softies wouldnt last 5 minutes

it’s over for them
honestly glad that one yank took one for the team to embarrass any man from across the pond should they ever mosey on into are threads ever again

saw a pakistani gent today with threaded eyebrows and he was wearing glittery nail polish and was wearing very tight jeans and had slightly girlish hair
wasn't ribena though

good lad, will be on the lookout for a /brit/ poster in the area haha

How's your holiday coming; up to much?

So this is what sounds like a spastic voice to you. Notice the ebb and flow of my speech as the words finalise and begin accordingly. This is referred to as annunciation and I think its something you need to work on.

Holland is Anglo? Interesting.

gimme a hug man

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Entire thread united in mercilessly mocking that Yank. Glad to see some things can bring us together.

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sure it would be fun desu but iget nervous about meeting up with people i know let alone strangers. just the way i am i guess

AutismoBrit going all out today with his anti-yank diatribe

*moves away from the mic to breathe*

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toil on the morrow

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If darts is considered a sport then anything is tbqh

alright, alright..I let that one get away ill work on some better material

I reckon there's actually a lot of them around but nobody knows.

>So this is what sounds like a spastic voice to you. Notice the ebb and flow of my speech as the words finalise and begin accordingly. This is referred to as annunciation and I think its something you need to work on.

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Yeah, the same old.

>Getting no matches on tinder
Why lads? Usually i get a few but got like 2 matches in 4 hours

>Notice the ebb and flow of my speech as the words finalise and begin accordingly

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Why aren't you out with the lads tonight?

This is 100% correct.

If I were you I wouldn't make any more.