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pulling the plums off myself lads

They're firing doopin' rockets at us lads
youtube.com/watch?v=_mlUSI5-Jhk

Speculate about a conspiracy at every level of the legal system to put are Tommeh behind bars, you?

trying to beat my cum shot PR of 1.7m

ill tell you over some orange juice

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>Free time? What's that haha?

is he avin' a laf?
IS HE AVIN'ALAFF??

Aah yes, vegetable oil is good for you

*face goes bright red*
ah, you... uh know something here, something there
*starts tearing up*
well, this is my stop haha

>its that poster again who speaks at an autistic level of aggression and over confidence despite not knowing the topic but has a hyper opinionated view regardless

shut up you daft mong gimp x isnt y you wigger cunt huuuuuuuur

my ears are burning

cope fucking spastic paki bastard nigger leftypol piece of shit

lmao too right Keith mate

might go to a beer garden with the lads later

Ah yes Dave.

the fuck is a beer garden? beer doesn't grow out the ground.

Big if true

slept with all the covers on and my bollocks stunk when i woke up

aye but heads up Deano, Gavvo's bringing stacy and lozza with him the stud haha

The pintman's lament

>Hops and barley don't grow out of the ground

seasideMark is controlled opposition

>looking for a new job
>go on Indeed etc
>95% of the jobs are entry level retail work
>80% of the job titles have "customer" in them

What's the point

gf has gone off in a huff because I told her she can't make my lunch as she doesn't count macros

Watch tv, read comics, play videogames, post online all while drinking cheap cider. I also like long walks while listening to audiobooks.

hate when my normie (usually female) friends post about some terrorist attack in our group chat and say "omg guys isnt this awful? :( "

like wtf are we supposed to respond to that with
youre just making it awkward and bringing down the whole mood for everyone

Sitting in a hammock reading a book

any giga-chad bicyclers here?

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Chortled at this

watch that 70s show in my underwear

stop crying frank lampard

Used to do the Ex's nut in whenever i mentiomed muh macros.
Gfs are the biggest gains goblin

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yer

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Linkedin better desu, or research sectors and apply via company websites

Yes, love mogging cagers stuck in traffic

guarantee you that hong kong bomb plot was a government false flag

>gf says she wants to get in better shape
>Will sulk horribly if I ever say maybe we shouldn't eat X as it's bad/calorific

*nasally voice*
g-guarantee you that hong kong bomb plot was a government false flag

Australia and nz and canada should rejoin the uk.

need such a gf

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absolutely hankering for a wankering

just got a notification from the 'der

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

going to london for the first time this week lads, what should i expect?

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Lots of tourists.

>David Peter Reimer (born Bruce Peter Reimer; 22 August 1965 – 4 May 2004) was a Canadian man born male but reassigned as a girl and raised female following medical advice and intervention after his penis was severely injured during a botched circumcision in infancy.
ah yes

Stab vest and plenty of water. Not for drinking mind you, to splash on your face when you get acid attacked.

Largely dependent on where you go a d how much you're willing to spend

What's the itinerary?

good places to wander around as a tourist:
southbank
spitalfields markets/brick lane
shoreditch
piccadilly/soho/chinatown
old street/barbican

dont go anywhere else lol unless you want to do something specific

women are just dumb
even the intelligent ones

Lmao

smog, smell of cury and unwashed brown people, loud anglo inbreds.

They give stab vests to you when you get off the bus/train, it's mad.

going to the tate, the eye, see parliament, walk about soho for a bit and maybe try a walk up, not sure what to do at night on my own as i'm too autistic to eat/drink alone

>not going to westminster/buckingham palace/parks/hyde park/kensington.

make sure to go to shake shack

I love UK!!!
UK is the best coutntry all over the world!!!!!

Idiot provincials
Stay in your hamlets.

Really fancy a Valium rn

ngl

I think you're using it wrong

reading the wikipedia. Poor lad was an experimental hamster for tranny psychologists

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westminster is kind of the same as the southbank
parks are a good shout yeah

but what the fuck is there to do in kensington? its a great place to live but a boring place to visit

a light lunch today
2 chicken breasts
some brown rice
banana
an apple

Any mgtow man in

are memories of your noncing your niece giving you anxiety

Thanks china!
V&A
Harrods
Natural history museum
Watching unironic toffs

مرحبا زميل لندن

what do you lads order at subway?

why is the uk so dystopian

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Normally a ticket to wherever I'm going

having fun with fractions

also admiring the incredibly peng architecture and seeing all of the embassies

The ethnic minorities dont live in the tourist parts.

*reports half of /brit/*

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wanking to fractions

footlong italian bmt
lettuce, olives, sweetcorn, gherkins, jalapenos, mayo

>gherkins
you mean pickle?

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This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture

Italian herb n cheese
Spicy cheese
Tandoori chicken
Lettuce cucumber tomatoes olives jalapenos gherkin
Southwest sauce

they invented the genre

cagers really are vile little cretins

anything could be a 'pickle'. should be called what it is, not the process

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all*

Fold their mirrors in

We will win my two wheeled brother. The road shall be ours once more.

subway tomatoes are grim
only like smaller tomatoes off the vine me

went to a cocktail bar last night

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we aren't speaking in french
also fuck outta here with that helvetica design