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stop being fat edition

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r8 int OC

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being fat is bad for your health

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old dudes hand ruins it

I used to be about 200 lbs (I'm short so that's a lot). Even losing 10-15 lbs improved my health a whole lot.

that's me

what a cringy gif ngl

You're supposed to self-insert as the hand

How to find a shrooms plug?

left or right?

what if i self-inserted as the girl?

where did you get this pic of ale

Grow them. It's easy as piss and cheap.

Unless the law changed in the last 3 years spores are legal and you can buy online. There's a million teks out there to grow them in your closet

Pic turns me on

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THREAD'S THEME:
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i can't self insert as an old dudes hand

Nice
Too bad he doesn’t slap her

just had buttered toasted bread and a banana for breakfast
you?

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_F0rmFiqE

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>this pic of ale
Imagining this guy, but with eye shadow and blush on.

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Cereal+milk and a cup of tea.
The other day I mixed cottage cheese with a chopped peach, raisins, and chopped dried dates. It's a match made in heaven.

>11 days out from classic
>feel burnt out from wow

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i really really like this. thank you, user.

I used to like computer and video games but I found they're not the most fulfilling thing for me.

Pic related with 2% milk and a cup of water. My nasty fucking older brother ate salsa with blue corn chips, apple sauce, old spaghetti, and washed it down with a beer

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>buy a new pc for gaming
>just do drugs instead

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not longer fat but I feel I still have an insecure fatty personality

too boring and simple for me, sorry but not my thing :/
>cottage cheese with a chopped peach, raisins, and chopped dried dates
sounds gross desu

>ate salsa with blue corn chips, apple sauce, old spaghetti
All that together?

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All I ate today was soba noodles with okinawan pork belly and a rice bowl topped with braised onions and okinawan pork and a soft boiled egg
Apparently pork from Okinawa is something special...
Was based but I was too full after I finished the set
I think I have parasites in me that fill up half my stomach
I can barely eat half the portions I used to without feeling like I’m about to explode

scrambled eggs and sausage
a muffin
two glasses of milk and iced tea

hey aliceposter
what does ale look like?

Yes unironically, he had each in a bowl in front of him and was eating applesauce right after salsa and then drinkig a beer. It's 8AM

just drinking coffee today
gonna try this "fasting" thing

that sounds even worse, your brother must be someone who just don't give a fuck about life
well that's sad
why do so many drugs, user?
maybe you're just too thin? as long as you're not underweight then it's alright, don't worry about it

2 eggs and beef strips

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>why do so many drugs, user?
it seems like a good idea at the time
love me some 'zo though, can't lie about that

Do you recommend one? Thinking about doing a PF Tek I read on shroomery. Doesn't really talk about turn around time so I have no idea how long it will take. Might become the plug myself because I know a lot of dealers and not many of them have/know people with shroooomies

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Be careful with those. They can be addictive.

thanks
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nice breakfast c:
fasting is alright but don't do it too often, please don't get anorexic
i actually like this song, nice
oh i know, you're the canadian who does lots of drugs and is depressed, aren't you?

that would be none of your business

yeet

>They can be addictive.
don't worry we're well into that stage by now. thanks china.

>oh i know, you're the canadian who does lots of drugs and is depressed, aren't you?
how could you forget me?? im not depressed all the time just the last bit for a few weeks...

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Tranny chaser

dunno what that means

How can you be something that doesn’t exist?

sorry, still not my thing :/
now this: youtube.com/watch?v=VDRV5FiW-Pc
that's something i like
please get help user, i truly am worried about you
i don't want to see you going under and under, i want to see you well
+ you're still depressed, don't lie to me :(

thx

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this actually doesn't sound bad, i might like it, listening to it
other shit i like idk: youtube.com/watch?v=vl_LTFVnwMo

Mom's out of the house. Might practice singing soon.

>don't be anorexic
it's just a one day thing don't even worry about it

you can't practice singing with your mom in the house?
ok, good luck with that friend

I can, but I prefer practicing alone. Maybe it's cause I'm self-conscious.

falling asleep at my desk

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sounds too whiny and dorky for me now that i'm hearing it
sorry :/
instruments ain't that bad

pretzels are nature's candy

Naught wrong with a breakfast beer.

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oh well, you shouldn't feel like that tho, i'm sure your parents wouldn't mind at all
didn't sleep well?
pretzels aren't natural, user...

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Entonces, saca una botella de vino y le ofrece un trago al español, y el chico acepta para pasar el susto.

in this sentence at the end it says "y el chico acepta para pasar el sustro" this means to "pass his scare" right? is this how you would typically say this or is it strange? would you not say calm him down or something similar?

>pretzels aren't natural
then where do they come from?

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>realise that the gubmint is watching me through my phone camera

>set up my phone camera
>bend over right in front of the phone so it can only see my exposed butthole
>start pooing
nothin personnel NSA wagies

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>set my alarm for 7 AM
>mash the snooze button until 8 every morning
someone help

I've been destroying the dook bowl today

Based Aussie

i set my alarm for 4 am and don't get up until five. if i sleep 6 hours or 10 i just cannot get up at 4 and it kills me i used to all the time.

I met a gypsy at the local gay bar last night, he seemed uncomfortable but was really cute, wanted to hit on him

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I've only seen a few gypsies in my life. Was he from the US?

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mexican hours are much later, friend.

He was from Romania actually

aliceposter, are you here right meow? Drop here the best songs of the crystal castles.

>Japanese feet man...
>Now don’t get me wrong I love the Taiwan footgame but here every girl has perfectly pedicured toes, whereas in Taiwan 99% are rocking natural toes.
>Which is absolutely based but then again walking around here and seeing all those candy toez wow wow wow...WOW! My first time in Japan during summer and it’s a DREAM come true.
>Wish it were under different circumstances tho jajaaj
fk is in japan
i was in korea this summer
the trend there is that a lot of girls are getting peddis but they will do 2 diff colors, one on every other toe
real 2-tone shit
and I love it.

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Interesting. I know one guy who's part Hungarian gypsy. He's pretty good looking but I think he's straight.

fag

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What's wrong with being interested in the horizontal mambo?

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...EW...you think you can look at me like that...?

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Yeah, the Gypsy I was talking with was “straight” and just “liked the environment of the bar”

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FREAK

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kek
Maybe Roma culture is macho and not amenable to homosexuality? I know it's mostly male dominated.

found the latinx

are most male dominated hierachies just fucking each other anyway though? it always seems to come out that way at some point. to me machoism is always a sign of at the desire for some butt play.

Her expression makes me feel like she is challenging me to spread my wings

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what is the meaning of this music video, it seems anti-religion and i dont care for it

i guess we here on Jow Forums just skip the macho part...

:)

ew gross im not whi*Te

I think it was like that in some ancient cultures. The Celts were apparently pretty gay. The Romans approved of sex between men as long as the one doing the penetrating was of higher social rank.

so today i get my paycheck for the days i worked, and i kinda want to go to a record store but im afraid im gonna end up spending all of my money there

Set aside a bunch of your money for safekeeping and use only a bit for spending.

*blocks your path*

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