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where gimmicks go to die

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anime

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as someone that finds cricket to be the most boring thing imagineable, it being completely rained out would be a blessing

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Don't be fooled by the blogs that I got

friendly reminder this is a foreskin only general

reckon when somebody makes an anti-male post we should reply "blob on"

have yet to hear a compelling argument against eugenics

spent money i dont have on johnnies ffs i need my hole more than food

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vile nonce

have yet to hear a compelling argument against eujennas

pooed on the loofah again

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Durexberg is no joke bro

miss that period in /brit/ where everybody worked in a call centre and everybody had phimosis

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creasing

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poofah

scratching my head at this

There's no "perfect" human being. A lot of brilliant people have serious issues.
t. come from a family with a lot of doctors and lawyers

cricket niggas finna be like yooo dis rain too spicy

it still holds true but we just don't talk about it

avin a burger lads

quinoa

fuck trump

what does this have to do with British culture?

12 condoms = £12. That's a pound per shag. When you factor in expended energy in kilojoules and so on it all adds up.

is he wrong

bog on shit poster

My sister in law is having a baby boy in January. I might fill her in on why she should leave her boy intact.

because they're a woman and they're on the blob

nah durexberg takes the piss i get crown skinless off ebay 40 for 15 quid

>condoms
i really really really hope you dont do this

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afflicted with severe phimosis whilst toiling in a call centre alds

Jenna's Wikipedia account got banned after making too many changes to the microchimerism page

phimolad are you here

/brit/ is full of childless single men who masturbate to anime

fat cunt

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don't pay shit for condoms because the mrs is still on the pill
she won't come off until at least 6 months after our honeymoon because they still have zika in Bali and she said she didn't want a cabbage patch doll baby lmao

jenna just baked up a fresh batch of semen biscuits
anybody want one?

pinch it, pull it, slice it

It's all part of the shagger's burden. You can't be fucking slags with no condom. I've never once successfully pulled out in my life. I'm all for it right up until the last moment and it's just not possible. It's a miracle I have no kids atm, although there has been a few scares

can them for free from the clinic

desu cum and eire and the anime gimp threads, barely ever see anime here

>girls are even beating us in STEM now
what the fuck?
why are boys so fucking stupid?

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the crime SOLVING boat

surely it has nothing to do with the kikes

It's all part of the (((plan)))

>everyone sitting it is passing it
you're not exactly helping our case, mate

i'm a white nationalist

when i was just leaving school there was a big push for girls to go into STEM (at least where I was)
reckon schools have to fill quotas for the government to look like it cares about the horrid sexism in the field

where's he gone?

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>biology, chemistry, physics
maths, engineering?

>already need a poo
>just been made a coffee
gonna paint the tiles in a bit lads

>focus on putting girls above boys for years and years and years
>suddenly boys don't give a fuck since they know they wont get any special treatment due to their genitalia
>marks go down
wow, what a shock!

Here he is

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for me it's the shunning of human society and a life spent searching for the meaning of the universe, interspersed with pooing

he's walking towards you, but from behind

Never watched anime but I have a few pics saved just to post here as reactioj images from time to time
Really annoys the newfags in /brit/ for some reason

>Phimosis
Tried that before. Couldn't get comfy with the book under the pillow and when I woke up the next day I didn't know anything more

Based asylum seekers!

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hahahahah wahey there he is!

for me?
hmm... dunno

if you combined all of what people perceive as jewish plots into one it really doesn't make much sense haha

she wants a graduate from the university of bradford

girls in general are better at wrote memorization and stuff, but when it comes to abstract thinking they're in the shits. simple fact of biology, so good luck changing it.
my prove? google all the great mathematicians, physicists, chemists, engineers, etc, etc, etc, etc. and get back to me.

Toil is over lads.

everything is a jewish plot

In a combat situation such as this i would probably frontflip over those aisles and give him a flying knee to the thorax

I won't be forceful about it.

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Saying "everything is a jewish plot" is a jewish plot

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YtoG94nYLUk

you're not supposed to toil on the day of the assumption

she wants a man with a degree from the university of life

being poor in london will do that do you

There's no shortage of female composers actually. They're just not often performed.

she wants a man at least 3 points on the 10 ranking out of her league and she will get it because that's the way the cookie crumbles

She wants a man with a degree from the university of York

she wants, no NEEDS a tradesman bvll

exactly

wish more people on here posted pictures of their tattoos

Shut up Mohamed

I have a degree from Hamburger University. Sit down little man

we don't have tattoos because we aren't mentally stunted

>having trampoos
lmao, no bother

have three but will never post them
doxable info

>Tattoos
Prole

I have a PHD in willy swinging

These tattoos will make me really interesting

whiter than you attila

The thing I wonder though if this guy is living in south london, I wonder who he actually considers to be English people, I doubt he actually interacts with many

anybody who tries to stop a no deal brexit must be tried and if found guilty, hanged for treason

>tattoos
lmao sit down you silly cunt

>>Tattoos
>Prole

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This is what happens when there is no youth outreach. It's Boris' fault really.

>tattoos
ah yes, I LOVE giving myself ink poisoning

poofter

say less

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