>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SWITCH SIDES AT THE LAST MOMENT THIS IS CHEATING
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SWITCH SIDES AT THE LAST MOMENT THIS IS CHEATING
Justin Bailey
Chase Cooper
based
Gabriel Jones
>You are now Defending
Team Auto-balance was always fucked.
Isaac Ward
WWII was a diversion plot to allow Nazis to collect all the unusual TF2 hats.
Nathan Morales
Stop me
Justin Bennett
Please keep posting hitlerjack. These posts are top tier lmao
Ryan Sanchez
>My Führer:
>General Koller today gave me a briefing on the basis of communications given him by Colonel General Jodl and General Christian, according to which you had referred certain decisions to me and emphasized that I, in case negotiations would become necessary, would be in an easier position than you in Berlin. These views were so surprising and serious to me that I felt obligated to assume, in case by 2200 o’clock no answer is forthcoming, that you have lost your freedom of action. I shall then view the conditions of your decree as fulfilled and take action for the wellbeing of Nation and Fatherland. You know what I feel for you in these most difficult hours of my life and I cannot express this in words. God protect you and allow you despite everything to come here as soon as possible.
>Your faithful Hermann Göring.
Adam Nguyen
>Gib guns, Finland will not make separate peace while I'm president
>*resigns*
Ayden Young
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GENOCIDE POLAND FOR THE SAKE OF TURNING EUROPE INTO A BETTER PLACE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lincoln Collins
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SIMPLY ENCIRCLE MY ARMY AND DESTROY IT
>I TOOK 90% OF YOUR CITY STOP FIGHTING NOW
Sebastian Butler
Brody Robinson
>TENNŌHEIKA BANZAI!!!!!! *runs into machine gun fire*
Kevin Sanchez
>DUDE WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN, AS GERMANY IS A WEAK AND COWARDLY COUNTRY, WE WERE TRYING TO AVOID GETTING AMERICA INVOLVED WHY"D YOU BOMB THEIR HARBOUR BROS CMON ITS NOT FAIR WE CANT BEAT AMERICA BECAUSE OUR MILITARY IS FUCKING WEAK AND PATHETIC AHHH WHYD YOU DO THAT!?
Wyatt Wilson
This would make my weeb friends buttmad af.
Ayden Richardson
>what a beautiful day here in hiroshima on 6 august 1945
David Clark
Heinrich Himmler was a fucking fool
Jose Ross
>you terrorists can't just fly a plane into our building aaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that time we dropped two nuclear bombs on unsuspecting cities of women and children were justified to end the war sooner.
Lincoln Williams
B&r
Evan Moore
>what the fuck do you mean i'm to be purged as a traitor, i've done nothing wrong!!
Jordan Cook
>unsuspecting cities
>ww2
>U.S. has been fire bombing Japan for years now
>unsuspecting
Brayden King
>NOOOOOO STOP SPAMMING TANKS
Jayden Evans
kek
Levi Bell
Didn't the nazis have a 2:1 KD on the eastern front though? How come they're the soyboys here?
Luis Ward
K/D is for soyboyos who value human life.
William Bailey
>literally required the whole world to stop them
>"U are le soyboy xd"
Hudson Young
yikes
Ryan Gonzalez
cringe
Kayden Howard
Jaxon Green
>>literally required the whole world to stop them
Ah yes this meme again.
The biggest achievement of the wehrmacht was to beat France, they failed everywhere else and were mostly good at killing civilians but that's it.
>lose the battle of britain
>lose the battle of atlantic
>can't take moscow
>can't take stalingrad
>can't take caucasus
>failed offensives after failed offensives
But yeah, they sure showed those women and children who's the boss
Hudson Thompson
Soy leaf can't understand the history is written by Chads
Tyler White
>kd superiority
Cooper Evans
add leningrad too
Blake Hill
Ah yes so weak people still cry about them 100 years later as literally the greatest evil to exist
>Russians literally brag about winning le ww2 and napolean and tatars in the 15th century and other irrelevant shit while their own country is a rotting pile of shit with krokodil addicts everywhere and their women get gangbanged by BBC's for $500
lmao real chad here
Julian Johnson
>NOOO WE DIDNT GIVE YOU THE SUDETENLAND FOR NOTHING
>WE DONT WANT WAR
Jason Cook
>The Soviet government had foreknowledge of the German intentions, provided in part by the British intelligence service and Tunny intercepts. Aware months in advance that the attack would fall on the neck of the Kursk salient, the Soviets built a defence in depth designed to wear down the German armoured spearhead.[36]
Juan Roberts
>sir we are getting destroyed in every front
>keep attacking
>sir they are expecting this attack we will be killed
>KEEEP ATTACKING REEEEEEEE
Camden Butler
They're considered evil because of their crimes, it has nothing to do with muh unstoppable wehrmacht
Dominic Roberts
>OMG the roman empire was so cool and fascist!!!!!
Jackson Perez
wehrboos are even more pathetic than weeaboos
at least japan still exists
Cameron Powell
>FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
David Cruz
>Greetings new recruits! Today we'll be- wait, what's that humming sound?
Bentley Harris
Is this Reddit?
Colton Wood
>nooooooo you can't just invade the suez canal
Camden Moore
>Theodore Roosevelt
>Survives being shot
>Hitler
>dies from being shot
I think we know who is superior
Adam Anderson
>left party and green party lobbied(?) and protested
>the senate had to give in
I am confused, does german government work in a weird way or is the post trying to say democratically elected representatives of the people decided to do this?
Angel Smith
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HANG THE DVCE YOU MEANIES!
Gabriel Williams
>WTF DUDE TSAR ABDICATED, LEAVE HIM BE
>NOOOO NOT THE CHILDREN
Connor Thompson
>erm no we wont join a EUROPEAN war
>what they attacked pearl harbour 2 years into a war world how could this happen??
>UNITED WE FIGHT
Cooper Howard
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A 1500 KG BOMB ON CORPORATION STREET THAT'S GOING TO EXPLODE IN 90 MINUTES?!???!!?!? WE HAVE TO EVACUATE THE ENTIRE FUCKING CITY NOW
Kayden Edwards
Nazifags lost LOL
Josiah Flores
you made me sad now russobro
rip alexei :(
Aiden Mitchell
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T FUCK THAT JEWESS YOU'RE RUINING OUR PURE GERMAN RACE
Benjamin Moore
>The Bolshevik Revolution was a ZIONIST move
Bentley Bennett
You can shame politicians or anybody really by calling them a nazi. Its only a matter of how much money you can put into this.
Benjamin Peterson
Peru a cute.
Connor Thomas
>what do you mean the chinks have launched a massive counter offensive over the yalu river they were in a civil war for the last thirty fucking years