/cp/ - culture pals

Portuguese men edition

Welcome to ruins of Culture Pals. Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(Eww!) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

old:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=qamrVmcq_J8
youtu.be/5Jj3wZVc7nw
pastebin.com/P83xddCe
youtu.be/xHkjRRrFy5o
youtu.be/NWHedf01JEQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Based.

Don't let this thread die..m

Thank you man

sperg

>the thais are already viewing me
oh dear

Hehe

Portugal caralho!

Anime é gay

I just want to love and be loved.

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tfw no tuga gf

So uhh... Let's say that you guys somehow managed to maintain a long distance relationship with a cutie for a long time like 6 to 8+ months, but you two never met before in real life except for some video calls.

>How do you and your girl continue with a healthy long distance relationship without getting used with just talking through the internet?
>How do you and your qt survive without having any sort of physical contact with each other for months?
>Do you get paranoid about your qt being alone and somehow hang or show interest with another person in her own country?

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you a blonde/redhead qt?

Yes to all.
Long distance relationships are pointless if neither side wants to travel to eachother's country.6 months is alot,1 year is also alot.
Girls get needy and depending on their age they might want to start getting fucked and etc
Do not get attached to her until you meet her personally.

No, I want the traditional black haired and hairy Portuguese woman

youtube.com/watch?v=qamrVmcq_J8

Damn just saw this in another thread. This is depressing af, I don't even reckon he's ugly

Lmao these videos are interesting desu
Might check them out later.
It's all about the body on Tinder

Don't we all?

WHITE MEN.

Finally a qt with a nice rack. I deserve this.


When are you going to talk to me?

Did a Filipina hurt you?

No.I don't even talk to them
I'm just joking

What about 'em?

?

DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE
DON'T YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE
WOULDN'T YOU LOVE SOMEBODY TO LOVE
YOU BETTER FIND SOMEBODY TO LOVE

youtu.be/5Jj3wZVc7nw

why do I bother?

Wow you're so cool!
"Why do I bother?" Omg you sound like an anime character that is tired of all the shit.
Seriously you're pretty cool :)

AHAHAHA this guy?

>they might want to start getting fucked and etc
H-Hot!

kek

The catfisher is online again

I heard you need a white man

that would be me

Just got a facebook ad for 'distance bracelets' which are designed for long-distant couples to feel connected while they're apart or some bullshit
pretty disturbing how much these trackers know about your life

Here's an official guide for fellow Europeans on how to get married to the right girl.

Countries to look for:Eastern Europe, France, Spain, Italy, Greece, Turkey and other Arab Mediterranean countries.
All other countries are filth and scum, especially Latin America, even though the women make the dong hard big time. Especially avoid Asians, Americans and germanic speaking people (Germany is somewhat of an exception).

Script lightly, always start the conversations (for some reason they always end up better than convos started by a girl). Do not feed boring bitches with your questions, if she can't come up with anything she is either boring as fuck, not interested or low iq.

Have somewhat of a weird personality, ask weird questions and talk about surreal stuff, she needs to connect with you. Make her do an iq test within 3-4 weeks of talking with her outside IP, anything less than 120 is unacceptable, also don't get anyone smarter than you or you're in for a fucking ride of your life when you eventually argue about bullshit in your married life and she can hold up against you mentally.

Do not ask for nudes (at least in the first month or so), if she sends you them on her own etc she is a thot and will trade your love and support for some local tinder dick, not worth it.

Also don't be a cuck and send her any money, if she can't afford flights to you, she is will eventually only be a burden to you in the future too.

Most importantly remember, it is hard to find the right person and the world is filled with self entitled, dumb bitches who think they deserve the world just because they exist, do not fall for this. Have patience and resilience in your systematic search. Talk to as many girls at once as you can, they do the same in most cases, just have your focus on the most promising one at a time.

>Put this guide on the OP:
pastebin.com/P83xddCe

need is an interesting word.

lol i can imagine 20yo me buying this shit.
anyway, i suspect the product wont fly

I was considering buying it ngl kek but it seems too tacky

>tfw no 1st world gf

I think it is the best word.
When is someone going to proof read and correct this bullshit?

you can buy it and hide it somewhere :P

you can be kind and proofread it. :)

Here's an official guide for fellow Europeans on how to get married to the right man.

Countries to look for:Portugal, Portugal, Portugal, Portugal, Portugal, Portugal and to a much lesser extent, other Mediterranean countries.
All other countries are filth and scum, especially in North America, even though their men's Green Cards make pussies wet big time. Especially avoid Northern Europeans, Brazilians and English speaking people (Ireland is somewhat of an exception).

Never start the conversations (for some reason they always end up better when convos are started by a girl). Do not feed boring autists with your attention, if he can't come up with anything he is either boring as fuck or most likely a NEET Jow Forumstard

Never have a weird personality, never ask weird questions and talk about surreal stuff, that sounds boring as fuck and a great way to start a conversation leading nowhere. he doesn't really need to connect with you just ending him some boobies and the fool idiot willbe happy. Make him do an IQ test within 3-4 hours of talking with him (including time you message on interpals), anything less than 120 is unacceptable, also don't get anyone dumber than you, especially an Alt-right loser or you're in for a fucking ride of your life when you eventually argue about bullshit in your married life and he's probably fucking mental lmao

Ask for dick pics (at least in the first month or so), if he sends you them on his own, he's a manwhore and will trade your love and support for some local tinder tranny dick, not worth it.

Also don't waste your time if he can't afford flights to you. he is will eventually only be a burden to you in the future too.

Most importantly remember, it is hard to find the right person and the world is filled with self entitled,supreme gentlemen virgin soyboy faggot nigger cuck, who fap to tranny porn and think they deserve the world just because they exist, do not fall for this. Have patience and resilience in your systematic search. Talk to as many guys at once as you can, they do the same in most cases, just have your focus on the most promising one at a time.

>qt is really pushing for me to learn Spanish in her country
She wants my organs and my semen, I can feel it

>She wants my organs
qt>kidney

Nice try Randy
I'll fix it. You FLIP

stop trying to steal my qt. AM BIG WHITE MAN

Here's an official guide for fellow average white males on how to get married to the right girl.

Countries to look for: Soviet Eastern Europe, France, Germany, Spain, Italy, Greece, Turkey.
All other countries are filth and scum, especially Latin America, even though the women make the dong hard big time. Especially avoid Asians, Americans and germanic speaking people (Germany is somewhat of an exception).

Script never, always start the conversations (for some reason they always end up better than convos started by a girl). Do not feed boring bitches with your questions, if she can't come up with anything she is either boring as fuck, not interested or low iq.

Have somewhat of a stoic personality, ask questions that engage her and talk about meaningful and honest things, she needs to connect with you. Ask simple things about her personality to determine if she feels the need to be dominant and smart, if she does, drop her. You can easily tell the women who are high IQ as they are mostly only interested in controlling you.

Do not ask for nudes ever, maintain that you want to wait to meet for those things, if she sends you them on her own etc she is a thot and will trade your love and support for some local tinder dick, not worth it.

Also don't be a cuck and expect her to make her way to you on her own. She will expect a stable and strong husband, act like one. If she can't afford flights to you, it is time to start saving up and planning for a marriage.

Most importantly remember, it is hard to find the right person and the world is filled with self entitled, dumb bitches who think they deserve the world just because they exist, do not fall for this. Have patience and resilience in your systematic search and do not give respect where it is not deserved. Talk to as many girls at once as you can, they do the same in most cases, just have your focus on the most promising one at a time.

Fuck off loser, she wants to taste my dick.

Yes... Randy... hehe

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>Finally alone in the house and a call with house spider enthusiast would be possible
>He hasn't said a word since morning
>Can't message again coz I already did last night and got no reply
;_;

this is depressing to watch, his fucking voice doesn't help either

Whats depressing is that this guy gets all these matches and I get nothing. doesn't even matter they don't turn into anything but the fact he's getting matches at all. wew I am fucked

dedpals woo hoo

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dont worry guys i'll keep it alive single handedly

This general has an obsession with creating very reddit cringy long copy pasta tier OPs nobody’s gonna read. Next thread should be created like a proper human.

It took me some hesitation but I finally read it, jesus christ.
>avoid asians, americans and germanic speaking people
Who’s left over then?

relationship is such a meme haha

Read the pasta fucking nigger

Based Finfren.

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>avoid asians
Why, I love Taiwanese girls

I like you Portuguese poster

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Been out on the piss 7 days running, this is not sustainable

Have some motivational music, Britfren.
youtu.be/xHkjRRrFy5o

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I wish I could have another chance with my former qt and do everything right this time, making her chase me rather than the other way around. Well, at least I can help other anons learn from my mistakes.

(((((((((

have sex

>traditional
>black haired
I have bad news...

Fuck Asians desu.

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>Some girl is "ironically" speculating what our kids would look like 10 minutes into the conversation

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Why are you talking to race fetishist Asians?

Based

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I wish i could...

>not being married to a eastern european qt by now
you guys are never gonna make it

there's a finnish dude on here that is.

Let the money run out ans you'll see her true side
youtu.be/NWHedf01JEQ

Swiss guy?

>eur*peans

For me, it's ugly asian women.

oi mate, you from Zurich?

95 % of slav women are like that, the rest who can be reasoned with represent the absolute top of the female market.

Pika?

well those seem to be all the slav women I met

that guy in the video is very basded

even uglier than pika's gf

at least one guy with common sense then.

the one and only

yes, gonna visit?

Are you the one that used to be with hapa?

nah that's not me

Hey swiss man, which europoor girl did you wrangle? What did she use to connect with you?

Hey nonce how loose was her cooch

>"I don't respond to "hello" messages"
>Guy that looks like Shawn Mendes says "Hello"
>Bitch proceeds to lead the conversation...

What did the swiss guy do I forgot

What is this thread?

He hallucinated a Chinese woman, dated a mentally ill hapa, made the hapa upset by showing interest in underage Indonesian girls, then lost his virginity to the hapa before getting doxxed and disappearing

He is also known as the swiss autist and the swiss nonce

interpals is a dating site masquerading as a penpals website. The posters here are after foreign gfs/qts

Alright, thanks, chap.

Does anyone have that pic of the portugal jezebels? Randy is def best girl.

Swiss nonce is based

H-how come my qt texts me all day, almost as if she has nothing to do, but always disappears around 7 or 8 PM, saying that she "is more active at night"? Earlier, she cut off the conversation and said she "is already running late", but I'm not sure to what exactly. Is she leading a double life?

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It's weird, I guess some of the American posters have been here for a while and yet I can't differentiate between any of them.
I don't even know how many post in this general.

she's gone to suck off another bloke, sorry lad

Well I don't really care about sex. She's a good friend and one of the best people I've talked to on this absolute meme of a website. The way she words her messages is a bit concerning, though. She tends to fall asleep at midnight and wake up late.