ITT autistic things you do

ITT autistic things you do
>hit my head with a rock on purpose and gave myself a concussion
>can't hold down a job
>sometimes hold objects in front of my face while talking to people
>pretend my cat can talk
>have a Mad Men fanfiction
>voice gets high pitched when talking to my parents
>peel the skin off my lips
>pick my nose and roll the boogers around in my fingers
>punch things and hurt my fists
>talk to myself
>roar like an animal and beat my chest
>eat dry protein powder

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>roar like an animal and beat my chest
>eat dry protein powder
based

I'm deeply ashamed of liking any music and avoid any questions on it. It seems so personal.
It's purely how rhythmic sounds stimulate your monkey brain its not like a film or tv show or something.

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>talk to myself in english
>stare at myself in the mirror for 10 minutes
>make my bed nice and neat before entering it every night
>develop a very complex sci-fi story for myself only

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>read capeshit comics
>watch capeshit movies
>isolate myself and develop agrophobia
>try to get Jow Forums with a single 2KG weight
>keep using a computer that stopped working properly 3 years ago because I don't want to buy another
>sleep on the floor

Pick scabs from inside my nose, I a can't stop and it hurts like fuck.

>think about things that have happened today and what I could have done differently
>imagine every possible outcome of both past and possible future events
>those things never happen anyways
>walk around the house thinking about this for hours every day and stop after my feet hurt too much
I walk nearly 25K steps every day without leaving the house.

>still play make believe
>walk around house in tracksuit and pretend I'm in Sopranos
>act out a death scene or pretend I'm sacrificing myself to save the human race while in the shower (red colored body gel is helpful for this)
>lay in bed at night and pretend I'm with a girl
>when I drive I pretend I'm driving around with my gf and talk to myself

>act out a death scene or pretend I'm sacrificing myself to save the human race while in the shower (red colored body gel is helpful for this)
me too

me too I sleep on the floor it's the best way to sleep.

>>eat dry protein powder
Based.

I don't know which pitch to speak with

I have a cum fetish so I store my semen for an entire month by freezing it and I let it thaw out and eat it all at once, shit fills about half a cup and doesn't taste too bad. Really wish I could eat a lot of it fresh though but I'm not a faggot and I shudder at the thought of eating another man's cum.
btw never microwave semen

>still play make believe
>walk around house in tracksuit and pretend I'm in Sopranos
This is honestly the funniest thing ITT.

Autistic yank pacing around the house by himself going AYY, WHOAH, GABAGOOL!

This whole fucking post

>eat dry protein powder
literally me

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>hit my head with a rock on purpose and gave myself a concussion
I'm not even going to read the rest do you have any fucking idea how retarded that is. You absolutely will have CTE in a few years even if you stop giving yourself mild traumatic brain injuries

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Not OP, but read that in very rare cases head injures lead to savants
This one black dude got hit in the head with a baseball when he was 10, and he gained the very useless power of knowing what the weather was like on any particular day

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did he eat 100 hot dogs as well?

Thee was a lady whose schitzophrenia was cured by a stroke, at the cost of other ailimenrs.

I walk manually and people notice it right away.

>pretend my bed is a snake that eats me at night
>shower for 45 minutes
>brush my teeth until my gums bleed
>think about fanfiction to other fanfiction i've read
>gets instantly immersed in everything i read including 18th century diaries
>spend 80% of waking hours zoned out (on purpose)
>think through my dreams of what's going to happen next

I cut unpeeled bananas in halves because I like how it looks and I enjoy peeling them from the ends

>obsessively keep my nails trimmed short
>watch minecraft videos
>sleep in jeans
>wear the same outfit for days at a time
>eat butter and pickle sandwiches
>get overly attached to inanimate objects
>be a neet loser

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I feel the same

I engage in maladaptive daydreaming on a daily basis.

>sleep in jeans
I do not see any problem with this one (unless they're those tight ass girl jeans)

Also I talk to myself

>shower for 45 minutes
>brush my teeth until my gums bleed
>gets instantly immersed in everything i read including 18th century diaries
>spend 80% of waking hours zoned out (on purpose)
I do these too.

I think that I do these things because I wish to disengage with reality as often as possible. How about you?

Since 2013 or so i write a comic in which poorly drawn characters get bad things happen to them every time they do anything. I have never posted it to the internet or showed it to anyone and probably never will, infact this is the only time i mention the existence of it to someone else. I like drawing the comic and i also planned on doing a flash animation based on it but it feels like it would be too much work for something that only i would know about.

Another autistic thing i do is either walking around the house for no reason or playing with objects using my feet while i'm doing something else. It calms me down, its relaxing.

>pretend my cat can talk
>peel the skin off my lips
>pick my nose and roll the boogers around in my fingers
>talk to myself

That's not austistic because i do it too.

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>open up the webcam on my laptop and talk to myself as if i were a popular streamer talking to a large audience for hours
>rape my pillow
>have random conversations with myself for hours
>think about killing my family and dying
>stare at myself in the mirror for hours
>post face on Jow Forums because im lonely

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