OH SAY CAN YOU GREEN

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i would MOVE to this icy shithole and culturally enrich the populace with my varied european admixture

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If congress cucks us out of buying this again I will fucking riot

this. go green.

Tbh I kind of want it to happen just to see how Jow Forums would react.

>surrounded by the USA on all sides
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Would Denmark ever actually sell it though?

Sorry, but Greenland (and Alaska, for that matter) is Canadian clay.

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Not from the North
At least not until we enforce our claim to the Northwest passage

We can just threaten to kick them out of NATO lmao

>Americans don't know it's not really green

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i want to absorb you like a big eukaroyotic predator absorbs single celled organisms

Anschluss soon zhang

>GREENland isn't green
Yeah okay Zhang.

the better question is how would we incorporate it? might as well just make that bitch a state since it costs half a billion to maintain apparently

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are the greenlanders growing concerned that they're about to under the dominion of the greatest country on earth?

>it costs half a billion to maintain apparently
Isn't PR more?

first thing off google says $85m for PR, wall street journal says like $495m for Memeland.

Fagmark doesn't want to give any incentives for Greenland to produce and export much of anything, instead they just suck the natives dicks and give them gibs.
I think Trump is absolutely retarded for wanting to seriously fucking buy an island we don't need, but this is just one of his childish hooks that'll pass within the month.
However, I do believe if we were to buy the island and make it part of the US, we could most likely find a way to industrialize it, or at least Nuuk. It's also be cool to BTFO canada by surrounding them on all sides except North.

why would denmark want a useless island specifically for not producing things?

It's about dominating the Arctic, new shipping routes as ice melts and extracting resources from under North Pole. Also, Russia already has bases everywhere around there and seven times the number of US ice breakers. This is actually the most sensible idea Trump had so far in office. Except that even if US goes all in now, they'll still playing catch up with Russia in 50 years. They're that much ahead.

We would never make it a state though, if we ever did PR would be a state by then.
The 52 state flag would be based.
Kingdom autism

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>buy an island we don't need
Greenland is the final goal of US foreign policy
Nice try Nancy Pelosi

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i've literally never heard of this before. american "education." golly i can't wait to visit our new territory(colony? state? unincorporated autonomous region?)

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I forgot about that, I remember people were using it to shill for burning up Earths resources because of the new trade route. Good point though.

give nunavut to the fatties pls

>seriously fucking buy an island we don't need
it worked for alaska and hawaii
maybe it'll work for greenland too

>i've literally never heard of this before. american "education."
Because it's a topic that isn't really relevant. But will be extremely relevant in the next 20 years or so.

It's one of those future political topic, there's no purpose in teaching these however. It'd be like trying to teach the politics of space in the 50s

Nunavut is their Alaska. Their dicks are too big now to let it up.

>buy an island we don't need
>hawaii
based McKinley

What's Greenland even worth?

about 3 billy

post yfw greenland becomes a state before puerto rico

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about a sneeze and a mop

boomers have such an autistic sense of humour

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yo call trump fucking buy that shit

Not much now.
But if stuff keeps melting it'll only keep increasing

In 1946, the last time we tried to buy it, we offered Danes 100,000,000. So about 1.2 billion

literally how do you do fellow children

that seems like a REALLY low ball figure

is denmark hurting for money

admit this shit beautiful

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It's almost all ice and some bush fires

nuuk has grown since then surprisingly, so their gdp is about 3 billion now, not that that's what it'll sell for
wonder what the Greenland user thinks of this

Yeah it needs more smug frogs and that epic chad vs virgin meem

>post your reaction when greenlandic becomes the official language of the united states.

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I NEED that book
I live in a dormitory and I hate cooking in the kitchen, but there are only so many things I know how to cook in a microwave.

it's a huge chunk of land though.

We should just offer 3 billion + favorable weapons deals
desu
Danes would be stupid not to take it

pepe haters will be sent to MS-13 to be enslaved

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manifest destiny

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am I insane for thinking the US could genuinely create a case for buying it?
Greenland was actually part of the EU but pulled out due to the EU yelling at them for whaling and overfishing. Despite leaving they're still part of Denmark though.

Seeing as America care far far far less for regulations - could that entice the Greenlanders? They already vote for independence parties in their elections.

>commietugal

isn't greenland pretty small and it just looks big on the map because of distortion

>am I insane for thinking the US could genuinely create a case for buying it?
We've been making a case to buy it since the 1890s
Just gotta convince the D*nes
and even worse
C*ngress

yeah but it's by no means tiny

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Can we buy Australia too?

sure son

soon brother soon

Depends on why they want independence in the first place. Sounds pretty stupid endangering FREE NEET BUX unless it means you can do more with your country.

Friend, I gave Greenland nigh a thought prior to the day of today, but upon hearing of a potential acquisition of this territory I shall dedicate every waking moment of my time into knowing literally everything about this place, its people, and, most interesting to me, its language. I want its transition into our territory to be a smooth one. I want its culture to influence ours. And I want a language that is not English (sorry mr. brit i replying to) nor Spanish to be our lingua franca. I want to see indie film studios make profound movies in this language as well as game publishers to provide a Greenlandic option and have be as ubiquitous as the options of other major languages.

yeah it looks gigantic in a rectangular map but in actuality it's pretty small

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>America farther east than Ireland

based autist

Underrated post

I will be the first American Green-aboo.

very comfy thread

Nice
Can't wait for the drastic improvemnets Trump has in stores for this place

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Pretty sure that was William McKinley

>implying these aren't the United States's natural borders

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the left is incapable of memeing

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I would rather have you exterminate us than let us live the pathetic lives we always have had

First time I've seen the Greenland flag. It's not green.

>t. "great" britain

how does it feel knowing you will soon be an American?

>be greenlandic
>get shot

>tiny as fuck country conquered the entire globe
yeah pretty impressive desu

?? he always posts on here. I was starting to worry he wasn't going to show up

Feels pretty darn based
Maybe I will come back once things have improved
Haven't felt this excited for a long time
God bless Trump and god bless America

>google translate doesn't have greenlandic as an option
hooh boy is that gonna change soon

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would you greenland for republicans or democrats in the senate?

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This is the original borders of USA
Not bigger than a modern military base

How many US military bases are there in the UK?

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most greenlandic children learn danish and english as well. there's no need to translate

I unironically would give Trump props if he did this. So many resources to exploit, and we could shit on Canada/China as we assume our rightful place as the second biggest country by land.

I don't know or care
It's mostly danish and not english, though you have the option

>I don't know or care
It wouldn't matter anyways.
Unless we agreed in a treaty to give statehood upon admission into the union, which we've only ever done with Texas.

Gladly, they hate being stuck with the place.

So far from my research I have learned that Greenland is very cold and everyone is sad.

Population: 56,000
By contrast, the least populated US state is Wyoming with 580,000 residents. 10 times the size

It's literally the size of a town

They'll be happier when we give them guns

>thinking it will be a state
It's going to be a territory and nothing more, because it will never have the population to be a state. If the US buys it, it will be out in Cuckland with Puerto Rico and American Samoa.

Ah, but American Samoa and Puerto Rico are old and boring to us now. Greenland will become the next interesting thing.

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Yeah, and Greenland will still be a territory because it can't meet the criteria for statehood, as it will never gain a sufficient population.

I will lose faith in the EU if they let this giant piece of unlimited fresh water go to mutts to feed their golf courses in California

We need dat water , fuck your money. All Europeans praising this should be shot

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I would actually hate that and unironically kms
Just eradicate us instead please

Greenland is not in the EU.

Danmark is though

I know Greenlanders are miserable but this is not the answer.

It’s okay fren we’ll make it quick and painless.

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Changing your official language to a more shitty obscure one is not the answer either
I would rather live and have you not change your language to shitlandic