OH SAY CAN YOU GREEN

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

OH SAY CAN YOU GREEN

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Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

i would MOVE to this icy shithole and culturally enrich the populace with my varied european admixture

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Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

If congress cucks us out of buying this again I will fucking riot

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

this. go green.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

Tbh I kind of want it to happen just to see how Jow Forums would react.

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

surrounded by the USA on all sides
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

Would Denmark ever actually sell it though?

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

Sorry, but Greenland (and Alaska, for that matter) is Canadian clay.

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Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

Not from the North
At least not until we enforce our claim to the Northwest passage

We can just threaten to kick them out of NATO lmao

John Lopez
John Lopez

Americans don't know it's not really green

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Easton Clark
Easton Clark

i want to absorb you like a big eukaroyotic predator absorbs single celled organisms

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

Anschluss soon zhang

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

GREENland isn't green
Yeah okay Zhang.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

the better question is how would we incorporate it? might as well just make that bitch a state since it costs half a billion to maintain apparently

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Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

are the greenlanders growing concerned that they're about to under the dominion of the greatest country on earth?

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

it costs half a billion to maintain apparently
Isn't PR more?

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

first thing off google says $85m for PR, wall street journal says like $495m for Memeland.

Angel Young
Angel Young

Fagmark doesn't want to give any incentives for Greenland to produce and export much of anything, instead they just suck the natives dicks and give them gibs.
I think Trump is absolutely retarded for wanting to seriously fucking buy an island we don't need, but this is just one of his childish hooks that'll pass within the month.
However, I do believe if we were to buy the island and make it part of the US, we could most likely find a way to industrialize it, or at least Nuuk. It's also be cool to BTFO canada by surrounding them on all sides except North.

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

why would denmark want a useless island specifically for not producing things?

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

It's about dominating the Arctic, new shipping routes as ice melts and extracting resources from under North Pole. Also, Russia already has bases everywhere around there and seven times the number of US ice breakers. This is actually the most sensible idea Trump had so far in office. Except that even if US goes all in now, they'll still playing catch up with Russia in 50 years. They're that much ahead.

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

We would never make it a state though, if we ever did PR would be a state by then.
The 52 state flag would be based.
Kingdom autism

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Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

buy an island we don't need
Greenland is the final goal of US foreign policy
Nice try Nancy Pelosi

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Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

i've literally never heard of this before. american "education." golly i can't wait to visit our new territory(colony? state? unincorporated autonomous region?)

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Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

I forgot about that, I remember people were using it to shill for burning up Earths resources because of the new trade route. Good point though.

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

give nunavut to the fatties pls

Aiden Morgan
Aiden Morgan

seriously fucking buy an island we don't need
it worked for alaska and hawaii
maybe it'll work for greenland too

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

i've literally never heard of this before. american "education."
Because it's a topic that isn't really relevant. But will be extremely relevant in the next 20 years or so.

It's one of those future political topic, there's no purpose in teaching these however. It'd be like trying to teach the politics of space in the 50s

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

Nunavut is their Alaska. Their dicks are too big now to let it up.

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

buy an island we don't need
hawaii
based McKinley

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

What's Greenland even worth?

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

about 3 billy

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

post yfw greenland becomes a state before puerto rico

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Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

about a sneeze and a mop

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

boomers have such an autistic sense of humour

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Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

yo call trump fucking buy that shit

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

Not much now.
But if stuff keeps melting it'll only keep increasing

In 1946, the last time we tried to buy it, we offered Danes 100,000,000. So about 1.2 billion

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

literally how do you do fellow children

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

that seems like a REALLY low ball figure

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

is denmark hurting for money

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

admit this shit beautiful

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Brody Green
Brody Green

It's almost all ice and some bush fires

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

nuuk has grown since then surprisingly, so their gdp is about 3 billion now, not that that's what it'll sell for
wonder what the Greenland user thinks of this

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

Yeah it needs more smug frogs and that epic chad vs virgin meem

Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

post your reaction when greenlandic becomes the official language of the united states.

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Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

I NEED that book
I live in a dormitory and I hate cooking in the kitchen, but there are only so many things I know how to cook in a microwave.

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

it's a huge chunk of land though.

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

We should just offer 3 billion + favorable weapons deals
desu
Danes would be stupid not to take it

Evan James
Evan James

pepe haters will be sent to MS-13 to be enslaved

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James Torres
James Torres

manifest destiny

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Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

am I insane for thinking the US could genuinely create a case for buying it?
Greenland was actually part of the EU but pulled out due to the EU yelling at them for whaling and overfishing. Despite leaving they're still part of Denmark though.

Seeing as America care far far far less for regulations - could that entice the Greenlanders? They already vote for independence parties in their elections.

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

commietugal

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

isn't greenland pretty small and it just looks big on the map because of distortion

William Myers
William Myers

am I insane for thinking the US could genuinely create a case for buying it?
We've been making a case to buy it since the 1890s
Just gotta convince the D*nes
and even worse
C*ngress

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

yeah but it's by no means tiny

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Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

Can we buy Australia too?

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

sure son

Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

soon brother soon

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

Depends on why they want independence in the first place. Sounds pretty stupid endangering FREE NEET BUX unless it means you can do more with your country.

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

Friend, I gave Greenland nigh a thought prior to the day of today, but upon hearing of a potential acquisition of this territory I shall dedicate every waking moment of my time into knowing literally everything about this place, its people, and, most interesting to me, its language. I want its transition into our territory to be a smooth one. I want its culture to influence ours. And I want a language that is not English (sorry mr. brit i replying to) nor Spanish to be our lingua franca. I want to see indie film studios make profound movies in this language as well as game publishers to provide a Greenlandic option and have be as ubiquitous as the options of other major languages.

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

yeah it looks gigantic in a rectangular map but in actuality it's pretty small

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Colton Turner
Colton Turner

America farther east than Ireland

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

based autist

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

Underrated post

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

I will be the first American Green-aboo.

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

very comfy thread

Cameron Jenkins
Cameron Jenkins

Nice
Can't wait for the drastic improvemnets Trump has in stores for this place

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Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Pretty sure that was William McKinley

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

implying these aren't the United States's natural borders

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Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

the left is incapable of memeing

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

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Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

I would rather have you exterminate us than let us live the pathetic lives we always have had

Matthew King
Matthew King

First time I've seen the Greenland flag. It's not green.

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

t. "great" britain

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

how does it feel knowing you will soon be an American?

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

be greenlandic
get shot

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

tiny as fuck country conquered the entire globe
yeah pretty impressive desu

Jacob Bell
Jacob Bell

?? he always posts on here. I was starting to worry he wasn't going to show up

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

Feels pretty darn based
Maybe I will come back once things have improved
Haven't felt this excited for a long time
God bless Trump and god bless America

Angel Davis
Angel Davis

google translate doesn't have greenlandic as an option
hooh boy is that gonna change soon

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Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

would you greenland for republicans or democrats in the senate?

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Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

This is the original borders of USA
Not bigger than a modern military base

How many US military bases are there in the UK?

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Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

most greenlandic children learn danish and english as well. there's no need to translate

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

I unironically would give Trump props if he did this. So many resources to exploit, and we could shit on Canada/China as we assume our rightful place as the second biggest country by land.

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

I don't know or care
It's mostly danish and not english, though you have the option

Sebastian Butler
Sebastian Butler

I don't know or care
It wouldn't matter anyways.
Unless we agreed in a treaty to give statehood upon admission into the union, which we've only ever done with Texas.

Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

Gladly, they hate being stuck with the place.

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

So far from my research I have learned that Greenland is very cold and everyone is sad.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

Population: 56,000
By contrast, the least populated US state is Wyoming with 580,000 residents. 10 times the size

It's literally the size of a town

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

They'll be happier when we give them guns

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

thinking it will be a state
It's going to be a territory and nothing more, because it will never have the population to be a state. If the US buys it, it will be out in Cuckland with Puerto Rico and American Samoa.

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

Ah, but American Samoa and Puerto Rico are old and boring to us now. Greenland will become the next interesting thing.

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

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Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

Yeah, and Greenland will still be a territory because it can't meet the criteria for statehood, as it will never gain a sufficient population.

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

I will lose faith in the EU if they let this giant piece of unlimited fresh water go to mutts to feed their golf courses in California

We need dat water , fuck your money. All Europeans praising this should be shot

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Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

I would actually hate that and unironically kms
Just eradicate us instead please

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

Greenland is not in the EU.

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

Danmark is though

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

I know Greenlanders are miserable but this is not the answer.

Luke Anderson
Luke Anderson

It’s okay fren we’ll make it quick and painless.

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Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

Changing your official language to a more shitty obscure one is not the answer either
I would rather live and have you not change your language to shitlandic

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

What makes Greenlandic shitty?
I have a hard time finding resources for it.

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

Greenlandic, or whatever is honestly the grossest sounding language on this planet.

t.Icelandic person visiting US. You people arrive on boats here all the time (raped and killed a girl too thanks)

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

Alcoholism and the fact that their capital looks like a bumblefuck US trailer park in the fucking literal arctic. They were 100x better off living in igloos and believing in whale gods pissing the ocean out or whatever

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

It's obnoxious and full of demeaning words

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

You guys are crazy if you think this shit is gonna happen. I seriously doubt the people there want to be Americans and they’ll never sell it to us as long as:
1. Greenlanders don’t agree
2. The Danish people don’t agree
Not only that, but Congress probably won’t approve it. All it takes is for a Democratic House Rep. to say something like “we have problems to solve in the territory we do have and not enough money to solve them, we can’t spend more money on more territory” and most people will agree because it’s a good point.

Sebastian Butler
Sebastian Butler

I honestly feel bad for you man, some peoples just can't handle civilization. Fuck D*nes fór even trying to bring it over to you, those imperialist, "uplifting" fucks. They literally ruined your people for the sake of progress

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

D:

Austin Price
Austin Price

Have you forgot about Epstein yet?

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

It should belong to European Union

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

We ruined ourselves Ameribro
It was inevitable from the start

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

Why Americans want "second Alaska" ?

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

alaska is cool

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

Came here just to laugh at the namefagging autistic scooped flaggot

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

Yes we do. We have been inundated with "did you know that iceland is actually green and greenland is actually ice?!" just like you faggots have.

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

You're practically USA Jr.

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

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Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

no meme anime pic
hmm

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

R A R E

A

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Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

go back

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

no meme anime pic
hmm

R A R E

A

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James Miller
James Miller

No deal. You're going to become landowners and get rich by selling mineral rights to mining companies.

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

I unironically want this so fucking bad. It would look so sexy on the map. It's also been WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY to long since we've expanded our country

Aiden White
Aiden White

We don't have an official language

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

Please buy us please please please

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Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

Only monkeys that can't respond normally use soyjak

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

imagine the smell

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

Only monkeys that can't respond normally use soyjak

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Ryan King
Ryan King

if the US actually does purchase Greenland, I hope they pump you guys with money and try to improve the economy to make the country enjoyable for you guys and to give you guys some national pride.

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

Industrialize Greenland
You really want to sink Europe

Owen Robinson
Owen Robinson

Being realistic for a moment, there's no way Denmark is going to sell Greenland to the Americans

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

greenland has oil i think, but im very doubtful they would be able to afford it, the US economy is on borrowed time as it is

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