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OH SAY CAN YOU GREEN
Jordan Long
Parker Johnson
i would MOVE to this icy shithole and culturally enrich the populace with my varied european admixture
Josiah Taylor
If congress cucks us out of buying this again I will fucking riot
Ryder Sanders
this. go green.
Colton Brooks
Tbh I kind of want it to happen just to see how Jow Forums would react.
Kevin Watson
>surrounded by the USA on all sides
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Juan Lee
Would Denmark ever actually sell it though?
Christopher Russell
Sorry, but Greenland (and Alaska, for that matter) is Canadian clay.
Leo Phillips
Not from the North
At least not until we enforce our claim to the Northwest passage
We can just threaten to kick them out of NATO lmao
John Lopez
>Americans don't know it's not really green
Easton Clark
i want to absorb you like a big eukaroyotic predator absorbs single celled organisms
Blake Cooper
Anschluss soon zhang
Aaron Scott
>GREENland isn't green
Yeah okay Zhang.
Liam Baker
the better question is how would we incorporate it? might as well just make that bitch a state since it costs half a billion to maintain apparently
Julian Thomas
are the greenlanders growing concerned that they're about to under the dominion of the greatest country on earth?
Thomas Richardson
>it costs half a billion to maintain apparently
Isn't PR more?
Parker Kelly
first thing off google says $85m for PR, wall street journal says like $495m for Memeland.
Angel Young
Fagmark doesn't want to give any incentives for Greenland to produce and export much of anything, instead they just suck the natives dicks and give them gibs.
I think Trump is absolutely retarded for wanting to seriously fucking buy an island we don't need, but this is just one of his childish hooks that'll pass within the month.
However, I do believe if we were to buy the island and make it part of the US, we could most likely find a way to industrialize it, or at least Nuuk. It's also be cool to BTFO canada by surrounding them on all sides except North.
Ethan Gutierrez
why would denmark want a useless island specifically for not producing things?
Christian Foster
It's about dominating the Arctic, new shipping routes as ice melts and extracting resources from under North Pole. Also, Russia already has bases everywhere around there and seven times the number of US ice breakers. This is actually the most sensible idea Trump had so far in office. Except that even if US goes all in now, they'll still playing catch up with Russia in 50 years. They're that much ahead.
Gabriel Ortiz
We would never make it a state though, if we ever did PR would be a state by then.
The 52 state flag would be based.
Kingdom autism
Zachary Hernandez
>buy an island we don't need
Greenland is the final goal of US foreign policy
Nice try Nancy Pelosi
Caleb Howard
i've literally never heard of this before. american "education." golly i can't wait to visit our new territory(colony? state? unincorporated autonomous region?)
Cooper Ross
I forgot about that, I remember people were using it to shill for burning up Earths resources because of the new trade route. Good point though.
Gavin Young
give nunavut to the fatties pls
Aiden Morgan
>seriously fucking buy an island we don't need
it worked for alaska and hawaii
maybe it'll work for greenland too
Nolan Diaz
>i've literally never heard of this before. american "education."
Because it's a topic that isn't really relevant. But will be extremely relevant in the next 20 years or so.
It's one of those future political topic, there's no purpose in teaching these however. It'd be like trying to teach the politics of space in the 50s
Chase Barnes
Nunavut is their Alaska. Their dicks are too big now to let it up.
Lincoln White
>buy an island we don't need
>hawaii
based McKinley
Jaxon Allen
What's Greenland even worth?
Gavin Bailey
about 3 billy
Gabriel Perez
post yfw greenland becomes a state before puerto rico
Matthew Miller
about a sneeze and a mop
Nathaniel Robinson
boomers have such an autistic sense of humour
Grayson Smith
yo call trump fucking buy that shit
Isaiah Wood
Not much now.
But if stuff keeps melting it'll only keep increasing
In 1946, the last time we tried to buy it, we offered Danes 100,000,000. So about 1.2 billion
Tyler Cox
literally how do you do fellow children
Levi Carter
that seems like a REALLY low ball figure
Ryder Cooper
is denmark hurting for money
Colton Miller
admit this shit beautiful
Brody Green
It's almost all ice and some bush fires
Ethan Wilson
nuuk has grown since then surprisingly, so their gdp is about 3 billion now, not that that's what it'll sell for
wonder what the Greenland user thinks of this
Ethan Howard
Yeah it needs more smug frogs and that epic chad vs virgin meem
Ethan Myers
>post your reaction when greenlandic becomes the official language of the united states.
Ryder Gonzalez
I NEED that book
I live in a dormitory and I hate cooking in the kitchen, but there are only so many things I know how to cook in a microwave.
Leo Evans
it's a huge chunk of land though.
Joshua Parker
We should just offer 3 billion + favorable weapons deals
desu
Danes would be stupid not to take it
Evan James
pepe haters will be sent to MS-13 to be enslaved
James Torres
manifest destiny
Cameron Martin
am I insane for thinking the US could genuinely create a case for buying it?
Greenland was actually part of the EU but pulled out due to the EU yelling at them for whaling and overfishing. Despite leaving they're still part of Denmark though.
Seeing as America care far far far less for regulations - could that entice the Greenlanders? They already vote for independence parties in their elections.
Dylan Roberts
>commietugal
Ryan Green
isn't greenland pretty small and it just looks big on the map because of distortion
William Myers
>am I insane for thinking the US could genuinely create a case for buying it?
We've been making a case to buy it since the 1890s
Just gotta convince the D*nes
and even worse
C*ngress
Landon Ward
yeah but it's by no means tiny
Ethan Taylor
Can we buy Australia too?
Camden Murphy
sure son
Tyler Morales
soon brother soon
Isaiah Walker
Depends on why they want independence in the first place. Sounds pretty stupid endangering FREE NEET BUX unless it means you can do more with your country.
Hunter Lewis
Friend, I gave Greenland nigh a thought prior to the day of today, but upon hearing of a potential acquisition of this territory I shall dedicate every waking moment of my time into knowing literally everything about this place, its people, and, most interesting to me, its language. I want its transition into our territory to be a smooth one. I want its culture to influence ours. And I want a language that is not English (sorry mr. brit i replying to) nor Spanish to be our lingua franca. I want to see indie film studios make profound movies in this language as well as game publishers to provide a Greenlandic option and have be as ubiquitous as the options of other major languages.
Samuel Young
yeah it looks gigantic in a rectangular map but in actuality it's pretty small
Colton Turner
>America farther east than Ireland
Anthony Mitchell
based autist
Bentley Scott
Underrated post
Sebastian Turner
I will be the first American Green-aboo.
Mason Wright
very comfy thread
Cameron Jenkins
Nice
Can't wait for the drastic improvemnets Trump has in stores for this place
Hunter Jackson
Pretty sure that was William McKinley
Carson Brown
>implying these aren't the United States's natural borders
Kevin Martin
the left is incapable of memeing
Cooper Carter
Nicholas Garcia
I would rather have you exterminate us than let us live the pathetic lives we always have had
Matthew King
First time I've seen the Greenland flag. It's not green.
Matthew Walker
>t. "great" britain
Austin Robinson
how does it feel knowing you will soon be an American?
Robert Collins
>be greenlandic
>get shot
Zachary Barnes
>tiny as fuck country conquered the entire globe
yeah pretty impressive desu
Jacob Bell
?? he always posts on here. I was starting to worry he wasn't going to show up
Caleb Perez
Feels pretty darn based
Maybe I will come back once things have improved
Haven't felt this excited for a long time
God bless Trump and god bless America
Angel Davis
>google translate doesn't have greenlandic as an option
hooh boy is that gonna change soon
Elijah Sanchez
would you greenland for republicans or democrats in the senate?
Adrian Brown
This is the original borders of USA
Not bigger than a modern military base
How many US military bases are there in the UK?
Xavier Brown
most greenlandic children learn danish and english as well. there's no need to translate
Brody Reyes
I unironically would give Trump props if he did this. So many resources to exploit, and we could shit on Canada/China as we assume our rightful place as the second biggest country by land.
Henry Butler
I don't know or care
It's mostly danish and not english, though you have the option
Sebastian Butler
>I don't know or care
It wouldn't matter anyways.
Unless we agreed in a treaty to give statehood upon admission into the union, which we've only ever done with Texas.
Jason Ortiz
Gladly, they hate being stuck with the place.
Zachary Gonzalez
So far from my research I have learned that Greenland is very cold and everyone is sad.
Camden Sanders
Population: 56,000
By contrast, the least populated US state is Wyoming with 580,000 residents. 10 times the size
It's literally the size of a town
Xavier Butler
They'll be happier when we give them guns
Elijah Powell
>thinking it will be a state
It's going to be a territory and nothing more, because it will never have the population to be a state. If the US buys it, it will be out in Cuckland with Puerto Rico and American Samoa.
Lincoln Lewis
Ah, but American Samoa and Puerto Rico are old and boring to us now. Greenland will become the next interesting thing.
Jason Hughes
Robert Ramirez
Yeah, and Greenland will still be a territory because it can't meet the criteria for statehood, as it will never gain a sufficient population.
Robert Perry
I will lose faith in the EU if they let this giant piece of unlimited fresh water go to mutts to feed their golf courses in California
We need dat water , fuck your money. All Europeans praising this should be shot
Asher Hughes
I would actually hate that and unironically kms
Just eradicate us instead please
Jack Wilson
Greenland is not in the EU.
Jordan Diaz
Danmark is though
Luke Cruz
I know Greenlanders are miserable but this is not the answer.
Luke Anderson
It’s okay fren we’ll make it quick and painless.
Zachary Powell
Changing your official language to a more shitty obscure one is not the answer either
I would rather live and have you not change your language to shitlandic