You arrive in New Hong Kong in the year 2047
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
Luke Mitchell
Anthony Phillips
I want a boyfriend. I'm so alone and seeing couples at the mall makes me angry. I want to kiss a man.
Ethan Collins
is u a girl?
Caleb Carter
where's the nuclear crater
Hunter Garcia
It's in Section 6 I think. But the Clown Posse own that area at night rn
Jaxon Powell
Yes. I want to exchange semen with my man boyfriend.
Nolan Walker
Imagine being a gay incel
Sebastian Mitchell
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Actually Florida isn't any worse than others. However, in Florida all or almost all arrest records are public record, so crazy bizarro shit ends up in the news more often from Florida. So public perception of Florida is skewed that it is some absurdly freakish nightmare state. In reality weird ass shit happens all the time everywhere.
Michael Adams
ummm when's the last time u read a story about one of your gay eagles going mano a mano with humans, or carpeting your public spaces in feces
Landon Hill
Who’s up for Japan 2020 Olympics?
Asher Gonzalez
Why do I feel really bad when I have someone do something for me? Especially if it causes slight trouble for them
How do i get rid of this feeling
Easton Wood
Liam Nguyen
Just never talk to people bro
Christian Campbell
>DUDE shit and violence lmao
pathetic and ungraceful
Jayden Gray
Geese are just big obnoxious pests. Eagles not only aren't fucking god damn bastards, they are much more majestic and tend to leave humans alone. Canada double BTFO
Landon Foster
>carpeting your public spaces in feces
DIE, AVIAN RAT BASTARDS
Cameron Johnson
Christopher Ramirez
love slags
Grayson Harris
Mason Sanchez
ok retards enjoy your gay virgin birbs
Josiah Williams
You're making fun of some pretty big strawmen
Caleb Morales
Relax. Everything is under control
William Martinez
I'm confused by this, just at why this was made exactly.
Shut up Canadian.
Liam Miller
do you not understand comedic hyperbole
not like the pic is all that, but damn
Adrian Taylor
Gonna start my own country and make this the National bird
Carson Gomez
Im bored
Samuel Garcia
knock knock
Nolan Flores
>long distance
>online only
why
Joshua Ross
square up nigga
youtube.com
Josiah Bell
OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL
WITH THE NON STOP POP POP OF STAINLESS STEEL
Isaiah Cook
en.m.wikipedia.org
Did you know only native americans can have eagle feathers, especially bald/golden eagle feathers? It is very illegall to hunt, sell, or own bald/golden eagles either alive or dead, or to own their body parts of any form. Except for native americans who are allowed to have feathers for ceremonial purposes.
Isaac Hughes
It's ok, only 9mm. *shrugs off the damage*
Gavin Parker
theres an extremly redpilled thread on /tv/ rn
Jeremiah Lewis
Name?
Tyler Miller
Ethan Thomas
actually its 2 threads
heres 1 of them
Lincoln Torres
if you think i am going to give up my assets that easily, you have another thought coming. I protect my valuables.
Owen Gonzalez
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Brayden Adams
>ME WANT JEW JEW CUM
Austin Garcia
it's the united states
Aiden Rodriguez
WHO'S THERE
William Cox
Aaron Cruz
Sebastian Brooks
okay now this is based
Alexander Clark
Make Israel Great Again
Aaron Campbell
youtube.com
this is so sad how is california supposed to even function without their mexican slaves :(
John Richardson
Daniel Lewis
What happened here?
Carson Long
incel caught cooties
with no prior exposure
can be fatal
Tyler Phillips
that’s what happens when you don’t wear the mask
Easton Morris
Jesus Christ LOL it’s not even edited
It’s that europoor mosque shooter after getting his ass kicked by an old man
Nicholas Rodriguez
ignoring the fact that he got the shit beat out of him, why does he looks so weird.
Brody Ramirez
he's got incelitous
Levi Hughes
probably some swelling, or he could just have one of those fat faces.
Owen Brooks
Apparently this is what he looked like before getting beaten to a pulp
Brayden Carter
a 65 year old man beat him into a woman LOL
Gavin Johnson
you think he feels embarrassed?
Matthew Scott
He's a psychopath of course he doesn't feel embarrassed.
Jordan Sanders
how do you know he’s psychopath
Leo Garcia
he murdered his stepsister
Ethan Allen
The making of the Joker >Do you want to know how I got these scars?
2019 real life kino
Joseph Howard
Nice
Camden Roberts
Murdered his stepsister and fuckin walked into a mosque heavily armed with intent to get massive casualties. Then proceeds to smile widely in court for cameras.
Parker Rodriguez
lmao i never heard this part
why'd he kill his stepsister? did he go full elliot?
Parker Nelson
maybe she was a bih
Kevin Richardson
Blake Bell
>just about to fall asleep
>party starts a block away
>norms thinking blasting Journey at 12:40am is acceptable behaviour
Can some america come up here and shoot them?
Lincoln Davis
Elijah Jackson
call police
Lincoln Murphy
party rockers in the house toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Logan King
nvm, pretty sure I heard someone throw a rock into the window
William Richardson
Is this a Mexican cartel execution?
Aiden Smith
It's from a thing where whites pretended to be slaves for a day
Their shirts originally said "so sorry for slavery"
Easton Bailey
noice
Angel Cook
lole
Jordan Moore
No idea why. Maybe she was home and could have stopped him. Anyway he clearly didn't have a conscience enough to spare his own step sister
Isaac Diaz
it's party rock is
Jack Garcia
doesn't matter
Carson Wood
Currently sitting in a dark room and very close to killing my self but I really don’t want to
David Johnson
Gonna drink until it passes
Wyatt Fisher
Cold shower Vocaroo challenge
I’ll try one more time as too many of you were too pussy to post yesterday
Do this
>set up Vocaroo
>record the sound you make when doing cold showers
Here's mine
vocaroo.com
Btw, the part where I counted to 30 when when I put it at the absolute coldest. Usually I make it to 1min but I wasn't sure how long Vocaroo could record so I limited it to 1min yesterday
Christian Lopez
you shouldn't. go to bed or something.
Aiden Jones
mega fart
Andrew Adams
3 minutes of a frenchman heaving
Michael Gutierrez
Then don’t but stop complaining
Evan Cruz
Cold shower Vocaroo challenge
I’ll try one more time as too many of you were too pussy to post yesterday
Do this
>set up Vocaroo
>record the sound you make when doing cold showers
Here's mine
vocaroo.com
Btw, the part where I counted to 30 when when I put it at the absolute coldest. Usually I make it to 1min but I wasn't sure how long Vocaroo could record so I limited it to 1min yesterday
James Anderson
morning
Angel Davis
fuckin boomers, man
Nathan Butler
Guy I know started dating some Arab slut and now he keeps sending me shit about Yemen as if I’d give a fuck about it.
Liam Collins
lole
Jaxon Torres
Ate 4 slices of ‘za and I feel like dying.
Probably didn’t help that I ate a whole pack of Red Velvet Oreos earlier.
Wow wow wow
Hudson Reed
Literally how can my University justify not having any bike racks
Kevin Robinson
Should have ate some zo za
Angel Richardson
Umm nope
Big nope
Josiah Allen
Could you take down an African elephant if you were in a 20'x20' pen with a semi auto riffle with only a single magazine containing 30 rds?
Josiah Bell
I’d slap the life out that ‘phant
Caleb Young
I feel optimistic about my chances
Dominic Johnson
Based succing toes
Haven't had a good succ in a LONG damn time. Lord please see to my needs!
Lincoln Jenkins
I think buying Greenland is honestly one of those things that we could all get behind as Americans. If Donald can pull it off it will be like landing on the moon. He will get his 2nd term for sure. Who knew manifest destiny moved east as well? I'm ready to uproot and go start a farm once the ice sheets melt off.
Onward, settlers!
Elijah Davis
cringe, i'm going to mars