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sucking a mint lindor
so does maxis you dumb fuck
Why do jfs love making new’s?
Also if we’re still talking sandwiches I want to say this. Although the banana sandwich is top tits it’s the green apple and cheese sandwich that will always win
im genuinely wanking off my dog
Sim city IV is the best city building game in exsistance
thinking about niggers again lads
wank drive has absolutely plummeted
havent wanked in days and have no urge to wank
your brain is fried cody
You may like the film ‘Sleeping Dogs’ (2005) then bit low budget but the script is what you stay for
no its not
haha you silly goose
are you mad dude? mad that we call french fries freedom fries here?
Do you need help?
ar co ha blo
post fucking machines before i shit myself
i SNEED help lolololo
Fucking wetters, every last one of you
aha i dare you to actually do it
dog shit down my arm while i was fingering it
im hella mad dude
What’s wrong with the JFs this morrow?
n-no you can't just overturn the result of a referendum!
how about dominoes just pays a living wage instead
ow about doninos fuck itself
You just watch your mouth, when talkin bout, the father of the bride
Imagine you move to American and have to adjust to tipping the delivery man
forgot to tip the self-service checkout again
Imagine if we were the JFs
could easily put anyone in here to sleep permanently with a left hook
dont test me
you don't have to tip but they'll probably call you a nigger
This is in Australia btw
I enjoy hanging out with all my friends on /brit/.
no it isn't
must be tbf
yanks don't have screens on their front doors, i learned that from watching films
Australia is a good country
And Australians are bonzer
How is it winter in August, ughh
Remember when Obama declared de facto martial law in Boston to capture that bomber
Ah yes, /brit/
A schizophrenic Canadian neonazi
A pederast who moved to Thailand
A race obsessed Sicilian
A dope fiend and his pet rock
An Irish Traveller
A hillbilly obsessed with Emma Watson’s farts
An autistic frogposting Finn
An Algerian sexpat with a PhD
German radio covered the "Peterloo massacre" this morning, since it's the 200th anniversary.
Had never heard about that incident before.
Does the average /brit/bong know about it?
Is there a Tienanmen-like pasta to make British ISPs block?
bizarre how massive american corporations pay their workers shit and expect the customer to supplement their workers in tips and if you do not tip, youre the one who looks like a cunt and not the billion dollar corporation.
don't care nigger
Your quite the liberty taker
Doubt many people know about it, the death toll was pretty low as well although a lot of people got hurt.
Vocaroo; user from /brit/ watch Priscilla video for the first time.
doesn't that mean you can just go out and shoot some people
only 18 people died though
There’s also the two french men who tend to have a go at one around round this time of the day, one is a nonce
the cold shower vocaroo challenge thread on /fit/
yeah happens almost every day there
This is my tummy tum tum
bit fucking bent mate
Hate HATE the Priscilla poster.
make it three. one is a nonce spamming his has been popstar.
5:19PM in beautiful Sydney
Thank GOD it's FRIDAY
You mean too many to be a tragedy, but too few to be a statistic?
awww what a cute little froggy
remember thank god you're here
now there was a t.v. show lemme tell ya
You have been made a fool of
Maccas police are on their way right now
Three strange dreams last night
1: At an extended family dinner made a joke which involved a Kiwi accent but I was clearly doing a South African accent. Everyone laughed except one person who looked at me with serious disapproval.
2: Not appropriate for a blue board
3: Took a wrong turn in Rome and ended up swept along with a right wing march, they eventually clashed with the police and retreated into a church which the police burned down. I separated from them when they told me they were going into the church.
unironically me in this pic
is that noel in the back?
Great show, Angus Sampson at his best.
Then he just disappeared.
I read before that they tried to do that show all around the world and it failed because none of them could get it right, not enough larrikinism outside Australia perhaps
why does this always happen
The utter state
I mean peterloos were as common as school/garlic festival shootings in the US back then. Sad when they did come but way too many to remember them all. You have to be reaching battle of Somme levels to be remembered today
because this nonce spams 24/7 brit with his priscilla posts. it's eventually bound to happen.
Le Nonce is here
nonce here, where do I stand?
With the anime viewers
i dreamed someone kills me then was somehow revived and the first thing i say was it really all was just blank like i how thought it would be
Right up here against this wall
still cant post images
6 feet under
oi priscilla poster, post sum fakkin feet
What’s janny done you for
sucking on a poo
wasnt even me mate i swear
I got randomly rangebanned from starting threads and then posting images a handful of times and I almost never start threads
Atleast when fedpol does IP searches on the users here he will notice my rigorous anti-nonce stance
they'll only rangeban you from posting pics if there's been a nonce posting cp from your area.
I want to smell her farts.
here you go boys
Don't lose Faith mate
how unlucky can one get
we should give each black person 10000 dollars as reparations for slavery
I'm a pawn shop pistol loaded to the brim with slugs in every chamber and baby you've got my safety off
Wu yang gang
Ed Sheeran's gone mental
why do australians call it prawn instead of shrimp
you at work
Can't stand this cunt.
brazil nut brains
Who is "we" and black people where?
Might have a morning wank.
We: The descendants of those who owned black slaves
They: The descendants of those slaves
Simple as mate
Anyone insulting Australians is going to have my fist molecularly destabilize their jaw
commuting. i am late
men who are balding taking medicine for purely cosmetic reasons when the side effects, despite low incidence, are real and significant
Taking finastride is the real cope, along with giving a fuck what anyone, especially girls, think about your hair. ‘kin hell imagine risking broke dick and broke brain just to increase your odds with average girls you don't talk to anyway
check this out later when you're alone
Australians are all nonces.
when I was a child my favorite thing to do was look at world atlases
My favorite map was Australia because I was amazed at how few cities and how much empty space there was, memorized all the cities from the obvious like Sydney melb Perth Brissy Adelaide n all and then the little ones like kalgoorlie and coober pedy the mole people town
moni has changed. would give it a go
absolutely grim lad, that little paki runt looks like smeagol on HRT
For me it was reading every single article on the Encarta 95 CD
mental how australia is 23 hours ahead of where I live
love those webms of china where people have no regard for human life at all
remember seeing one once where some kid got ran over in he road and the guy drove off and then he other cars drove round the battered corpse
smeagol on HRT
for me its when they hit someone then reverse over them to kill them because its cheaper to pay the family fee for killing them than it is to pay their medical bill
Love the one where the man chucks a toddler like he’s delivering newspaper
why the gay piercing
its because if they're seen "helping" people who get killed/injured by skitzo chinks then they get sent the medical bill, chinks just leave people be
Do your parents know you're here?
just feel sorry for the hongkongers, even if they tiananmen'd them all in front of international media nothing would really happen
no one's going to war for them
sanctions might last a couple months before they're withdrawn again
just feels hopeless
think i'm fundamentally broken lads
paralysed in such a way that prevents me from growing or making any progress in life at all
If they help the person and they survive they have to pay medical bills until recovery. If they are killed in the accident they pay a one time fee to the family. Sometimes they actually reverse over the body even if the accident wasn't that bad to begin with
My mum died a long time ago. I don't know where my dad is. I have a brother somewhere.
I'm sure it'll be fine they just need to ask the government nicely to leave them alone
ib dey kil da baby de pay du famwy a fee but if nut dem pay memical bill, is mor
reberse ober body xDD
Name on doug you odious fucking slope
is it rude to go see a doctor just to ask for a prescription
feel like it would be in poor taste
That's what I read
Michael jackson was a good singer though bloody hell
Leo Dicaprio looks old af.
you lads every hold a knife and just think 'i could jab this through my jaw or my neck if i really wanted to'
wonder what makes the ol' brainbox think such things
not really suicidal
what a system
have similar thoughts but about dropping my phone out the window
Not really no.
no not at all lad
sometimes I've picked up a knife and went 'wahey lets slit my throat' but then brainberg comes in with 'that will almost induce excruciating pain for at least 30 seconds' and then I go 'wahey ur right haha, maybe another time'
I like how knives are a little musical if you flick or skim them just right
Similar but with my willy. "I could just start pulling it right now until liquid flies out"
yeah theres a name for it an all cant remember what though
like when youre on a bridge and you fink "what if i jumped off" not like a suicidaloidism just the impulse
I mean if you listen to the jackson 5 tracks, his voice is incredible.
Dont really follow his life just listen to hia songs. Was he found guilty?
asked a bender why he was bent in greggs and he called me a homophobe, felt like calling the bent cunt a fucking noncing little bent freak but decided against it
went to myself earlier "dont go on twitter its bad for you"
instead typed in "brit" in the address bar and went "go on /brit/ instead its good for you"
and here we are
Could heem this runt with a single fell swoop
what's your record for cum spurts lads?
i did about 15 after nofap for a few months
wonnn hundred and ayteeeyyyyyyyyy
Like 20 seconds
probably about 3 or 4, i dont release much
I max out at about seven
Don't like edging too long because my spurts go from manageable ropes to shotgun spread
Going on a date with a black girl after toil.
Gonna go zizzis or pizza express
It's time /brit/.
grimmest post so far
Im not racist mate.
Get her a #knifefree chicken box
Shes very pretty.
Oh yeah? Well I am la
So how many Paki dick you sucked today?
Take her to nigger
How wide's her nose
You're racist for thinking that's racist.
no, Shaniqua, I can't take you to KFC - I'm not racist and you know what people think about you lot and fried chicken
Im not racist lad
Shes good looking
Take her to the park and have a go on the those parallel bars that you swing across, the name has escaped me
just committed a politeness
Not so wide on the bridge. Kind of a cute button nose.
think they're called wog staircases
Take her to the weave store
Can't take her to the cinema any more because she shouts and I don't want to fuel people's racism.
Im not gay, mongol
Change your ways
Kfc isnt a datespot.
Kfc isnt a datespot
Its raining today
monkey bars you stupid tarq cunt
would absolutely heem you then bash ur fucking skull in with ur doc martens u absolute specimen
Cinemas are shit dates
Can tell you lot are virgins lol
Ok lad calm down
taking the gf to spoons then shagging her by the bins outside
Depends how she feels about public sex acts tbqh lol
Shall definitely be clicking on this link
made tea in flask for work today and it has this horrible plasticy taste in it
Shes african not caribbean
She speaks french also
Take her to the zoo
she wants a man with a vauxhall corsa
no one gives a shit about this larp btw
people will respond because you're giving them the opportunity to make race-based jokes but if you think that counts as worthwhile attention then you're pitiful
Yeah so? The zoo is unironically a good date, not even bantering about her being an ape or whatever it really is
Would never make a race based joke
Would make a based race joke though
she wants a man from dudley
Im not racist.
Had an east asian gf, a mexican gf, shagged a muslim, shagged white girls and hopefully may come away today nearer to a black gf.
What do you want a blue peter badge lad
Not a larp though. I have a date lined up with an african girl immediately after toil.
The zoo isnt indoors...
might call the next irish poster a dirty mick cunt
another day, another frozen cooldown timer
I want the shaggers global card membership
Or all the same?
So what if its raining you boring fart. You're supposed to do something fun then eat, not just go to eat like some 60 year old geriatric
Bit of rain never hurt anyone. Even just walking about is better than going to sit in boring place eating
sex? not a fan
shagging? BIG fan
Zoo is also 9 miles away.
We'll eat and drink. If we're getting along i might take her to minigolf or something
Yeah yeah that'll do
Depends on the girl
kipling? big fan
walking around enclosures? can't mate, it's raining
instead I'm going to stand in the middle of an open area, leaning over a stick and chasing balls
remember that once I went dogging with the gf in the woods
Ever done the Riverdance, lads?
dirty mick cunt
dirty mick cuck
This euphamism makes me feel ill
smelly paki twat
never gone to the woods
I am not Somali.
What do you mean
Its an indoor minigolf thing
they dont have woods in the antipodes
maoris and bushmen got rid of them all
done things in bed that I would never confess to anyone irl
dad's dressed as a woman again today
Fuck janny and fuck french sand niggers.
texting my nan
talking about werthers originals and cotton wool
reckon i should conjure up some imaginary friends again what do you reckon fellas
my imaginary friend (god) says no
mongolian flag is quite pretty
all the more obscure countries have nicer flags, especially all the silly islands (or maybe it's because you see them)
think im going gay lads, just looked the guy for most of the fap I just had
kissing a girl after arse-to-mouthing her
you should be killed
Why Priscilla make gay incels and shitskins so angry?
cant believe we didnt leave on march 29th
I'm off to my animes, have a good show of it chaps
had a weird nightmare last night which woke me up. was walking around looking for my dad in the dream and i could hear vibrating of a phone but was checking my pockets and couldn't find it for agessss in dreamtime until realised it was in a pocket underneath my jacket, then i answered the phone and it was my dad saying "i have to go see name (my mum's name)" and I was like what? WHAT? but the connection was all fuzzy
what did this mean? i woke up after the shouting "what?"confused as fuck in cold sweats. very strange it was
I'm fed up with jewish people.
That's relatively normal
priscilla has aged like milk, she looks well old for a 30 yo
he had to go
it's time to let him go
should be legal to punch obnoxious children
Priscilla is here for you user. Accept her or die of AIDS.
if you push a girl with big boobs in the boobs do they really puke milk?
the jews lads
*walks away tapping my head*
This is what a woman look like when the rape and mk ultra was real.
Dream of a second police force that roams the streets with cattle prods, zapping people who I consider rude
Stop spamming this shit ffs
I bet Emma Watson is gassy.
Brit isnt the english language shitpost general.
How are you going to punch someone in France?
milton keynes ultras are based desu
thank you for supporting the australian acting industry
quite a lot of avatar/signature use today
Stop reporting me and I stop.
I am king shagger, but you will refer to me a "sir"
a fascist utopia you say?
This is how french "men" fight.
Nah the same country just without people putting their feet on the seats on trains
tell the gf that I love her even I really don't feel much because I can't be bothered to deal with her needy shite
does she have qt feet?
now theres two ways this could go, i say to my pitbull
we have sex, or we kill each other
we literally saw all of these pictures yesterday
what is the point?
they're nothing special
Saw the new Tarantino film yesterday
48 chicken mcnuggets
the government must intervene
does he say the n word
You like it?
Just fucked the world's oldest whore. Proud of myself though, if I can fuck that it means I'm virile.
take the fit pill
business idea: print stories of fatties who stopped eating and became normal on chicken shop boxes
There should be gangs roaming around to punch them right in the soft spot on their head
what's diego doing?
You're right. Time to post new pic.
he's just sitting there menacingly
He does and theres more feet than ever
Yeah, pretty different to his other films as of late, didn't really get the relevance of some of the stuff though because a lot of it relevant to LA and the film industry there and actors, don't know much about that
NEW VIDEO OF NASSIM !!!
go to chip shop
Chinese lady behind the counter reaches down
picks up a picture of an obese man
ask her what she's doing
"new guhmint regyooration, hav do this, show you fat man. you eat frah foo' you be fat man too"
picks up a mirror
but I don't hang out with my party friends anymore so it will be really hard to get back to the ol' shagger lifestyle
at least his way I get shags
Was Priscilla raped by jewish french elite?
why dont you just fuck off
nobody ever asks where i am
Watch this. Cured my depression. No joke.
where are you?
absolutely, that's why big media companies exist.
uncanny you are
think i have to change up my dialect
One thing I love about Murica is how fucking big it is
Feel the same way about my penis
do you feel better now?
hope you get well soon 190 lad, can't be having one of the lads feeling down
Good. It's 10:30 am. Get a fucking life. Go outside for a walk, go to the park, go to the library. Go grab a coffee or something.
Janny up early, another day another..........
what's he doing
How about I grab you by the throat you bent saffer gaylord
this is why we shouldn't use threads made by foreign nonces
it was priscilla frogs thread
stop using the french twat's thread
spend all your time watching love island and doing drugs
wHy Am i DePrESsed