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youtube.com/watch?v=nJXlhz9bNQA

picked mine up at waterstones
wasnt looking for anything, just there to tell people about books ive read

Ah yes
The self-described "Motorway" 5
More like Car Park 5 today

me? downloaded her from the internet

please reply to this post with good DS games i should play

thank you :)

It's gay.

What are some books you've read?

legit girls who try to be my girlfriend bc I shagged them after the club do my fucking head in

Imagine going to a nightclub for a romantic partner

How fucking skatty

About to get into a car and drive from southern Wales to northern Wales so goodbye South goodbye lads

You dont need to explain to me lad, you see i also read, let me tell you in detail about the books i have read.

think copealone is funnier desu
why do you have such an issue with people talking about books lol. i talked to people about music and films and clothes and all that shit as well. is that ok with you?

NEED someone to jaypost that

they all look the fucking same

Makes you think doesn't it

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On this day in British History

>1513 – Battle of the Spurs: King Henry VIII of England and his Imperial allies defeat French Forces, who are then forced to retreat.
>1652 – Battle of Plymouth: Inconclusive naval action between the fleets of Michiel de Ruyter and George Ayscue in the First Anglo-Dutch War.
>1777 – American Revolutionary War: The Americans led by General John Stark rout British and Brunswick troops under Friedrich Baum at the Battle of Bennington in Walloomsac, New York.
>1780 – American Revolutionary War: Battle of Camden: The British defeat the Americans near Camden, South Carolina.
>1812 – War of 1812: American General William Hull surrenders Fort Detroit without a fight to the British Army.
>1819 – The Peterloo massacre takes place at St Peter's Field, Manchester when militia, with sabres drawn, charge a crowd of 60,000 - 80,000 gathered to hear discussion on the reform of parliamentary representation. 18 people are killed and another 600-700 are injured.
>1897 – Endowed by the sugar merchant Henry Tate, the Tate Gallery in London is opened.
>1900 – The Battle of Elands River during the Second Boer War ends after a 13-day siege is lifted by the British. The battle had begun when a force of between 2,000 and 3,000 Boers had surrounded a force of 500 Australians, Rhodesians, Canadians and British soldiers at a supply dump at Brakfontein Drift. The seige was lifted, with a 10,000-strong column led by Lord Kitchener.
>1913 – Completion of the Royal Navy battlecruiser HMS Queen Mary.
>1923 – The United Kingdom gives the name "Ross Dependency" to part of its claimed Antarctic territory and makes the Governor-General of the Dominion of New Zealand its administrator.
>1960 – Cyprus gains its independence from the United Kingdom.

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Got mine from a primary school
Can't say many people have agreed with it

Every bird I've met in a nightclub was a slapper, got a nice traditional qt from bumble

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all the boys are in
tonight's gonna be epic

Super Mario 64 ds

never mind that. thats the least of your worries.

no need to explain to me, lad. ive read them too.

Don't crash haha

big fan of kirby canvas curse desu x

indeed it does

least of his worries desu

youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

I've used tinder and had almost no luck but I don't find it that difficult to get dates with girls i met IRL.
Ama

>no need to explain to me, lad. ive read them too.
You dont need to explain to me

treating myself to a bit of Shuudengo Capsule Hotel de Joushi ni Binetsu Tsutawaru Yoru 1 Subbed

fuck up rorke
black teenagers only murder, stab people and commit violent crime because they don’t have youth clubs to go to

i think "least of your worries" is my greatest achievement desu. amazing how one line months ago still has someone triggered.

prob a munter if she actually needed to use dating sites

No need to explain to me lad

cope

Girls can get shags easily, but not so much a relationship. She's a cracker btw

sorry i dont know who you are mate what am i explaning?

no need to be racist

all these hentoids are censored
bollocks to it

>no need to be racist

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youtu.be/iVyIwy-ssWk
yep, i’m thinking this is a chune

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never opened the white version of this one before, are they all this sort of zoomed in microsoft paint pencil 0 effort codswallop

This is not a parody

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one race, the human race

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using my nigga essence to drain homealones virgin energy to feed my sunflowers

please drain it all

blacks, gays, trannies and women are all alright in my book

thanks lads :)

what's the book called

might go do something dubious

what book is that

Ah yes, Black people

was an xD man myself back in the day and was openly hostile to :P folks

ah yes, a twitter user

Racist prick.

literally got black-soyjacked 5 minutes ago

bounced the gf's head off the ground again lads

absolute bangers Grafix has been releasing since he went solo again, Fred V was the dead weight
youtube.com/watch?v=1RbKnGppdxg
youtube.com/watch?v=AAYv01hMnro

let's not use the n-word lads, this is a blue board

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was absolutely prolific with :L in the day
used it as much as we used to use t b h here

oh god rorke is FREAKING OUT again, he must have got BTFO by contrapoints

Why asian women are so hot?

youtube.com/watch?v=yoOHAbAk-Xc

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that's funny i was pretty sure racism outside of the /b/ board (random) was prohibited

uhh contrapoints?? HIS )yeah i said his, deal w/ it) videos are SHIT and he is a tranny

heh, destroyed

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desuarchive.org/int/thread/83785064/#83785663
turns out i already did this joke

if the 9/11 hijackers had simply used facts and logic we wouldn't be in this mess

facts dont care about my feelings
reckon no one does

The ultimate bluepillism. I bet he's a nigger

frenchie still ban evading

Stop watching porn.

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yes, i have been demonstrably wrong my entire life. no, that has never motivated me to update my priors or adjust my beliefs in any manner.

damn, seeing an attractive woman makes me want to watch some porn.

Have sex incel with your shitty thread.

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sounds like at this very moment you don't want to watch some porn then

Based Ben shapIRON

No

I said stop.

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some of my best friends are facts

ah yes, the autistic nonce spammer tells someone else to "have sex".

n

Liverpool goalkeeper Adrian could miss his side's Premier League game against Southampton on Saturday after a collision with a pitch invader.

Manager Jurgen Klopp says the Spaniard was injured during post-match celebrations following Liverpool's win over Chelsea in the Super Cup on Wednesday.

"A supporter jumped over something, was chased by some security guys, slipped and kicked his ankle. Crazy," Klopp said after Adrian saved Tammy Abraham's penalty in the shootout win."

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At American county fairs you can get "Australian battered potatoes"

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might as well kill myself at this point

you lot ever shaved with scissors

don't do that

lmao liverpool goal keepers are not safe. fucking kraius started this

nooo youre so pretty haha

Have a dog incel.

youtube.com/watch?v=g6shiuY_pK4

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have already a pet