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>blacks? trannies? women? leftists? gays? environmentalists? muslims? fine by me

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asked you all a question and if you dont answer im going to starve myself to death

Its alright though

Yes french retard and another "french" guy behind a uk flag.

I'm only here because I dry fasting.

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I'm not supposed to be a virgin
This isn't right

love brits
love french
despise yanks with a FUCKING passion

simple as

youre only here because you evaded your 3 bans earlier today

The fuss over Vietnam comes from the fact that there was a draft
Boomers didn't want to fight and I cant blame them tbqh

where is the question

4 out of the 5 lines of this post are bang on

desuarchive.org/int/thread/95497438/#95498487
was making some cracking posts last year

Assaulted by Vegans for Drinking Milk - POLICE CALLED - Canberra, Australia

youtube.com/watch?v=doJQA6qS5V0

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...

dont you have some kind of video game to play? think now is the right time to leave and play it

could not care any fucking less you amoeba

Why are foreigners obsessed with Morrissey?

did a sick burp

Are you a janny or what?

Feelin a bit dejected about this date thing lads

Cant wait for toil be over so i can go gym

Literally what does that have to do with anything?

would just like you to stop posting

have you given up on the terrible terrible blogging situation of these threads? was counting on you tbf

Stfu going on about it shit happens. Who cares she was literally a nigger lmao

Still seething are we?

76 days until No Deal Brexit

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oh yeah, obsessed. I went to laos earlier in the year and it was morrissey this morrissey that

Boys never even notice me

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not joking i will literally be killing myself if you dont give me some attention soon

They are though

The "udder" state
Haha

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She's probably not thinking about you at all lol

yeh pretty much given up on brit completely really made less than 6 posts all week before today. if i wasn't for this gimmick wouldn't post here at all desu.
i give up lad i admit defeat. people would rather spam the same inane shit over and over again and heaven forbid you talk about anything else.

Because we want azn women, lass

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Putting on my designated toil garments

haha nice one mat-
*notices flag*
>Yank humor
Fucking neck yourself

go shag a book, you boring prick

gasping for a poo

haha yes, yes me boy...yes I am seething *pulls sack over your head* yess..... sshsshhhh there theres....theres a good run....runty...... *takes sledgehammer*.....hold...hold still now h..heh...... *explodes your skull with a single fell* ahhhhh :)

Stop flaking on us!!!
Im not fussed about her.

Im just peeved that i have to go through all the effprt again to have another one flake on me.

What do you want to talk about?

can't believe some retard fan injured adrian
utter state

reckon your sister has ever had a willy in her mouth?

You did it for free?
Fix your life seriously.

How to prevent being flaked on

How deprived is your area then lads?
parallel.co.uk/imd/#11/52.9678/-1.1505

boring off-topic shit

hurrah
no need to linger on fridays like a bad smell, pack your bags

the "udder" state lol!!

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just called one of my girls and told her to flake on a dweeb she was going to meet up with lads haha

shannae

did what for free?

Off you piss then

That's not FAIR!
That was MY gimmick.

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hahahahhahahhahahhahhah

french lad!

gum lads
gum
might chew some gum
thoughts?

date went well

get a better flag then you loser haha off you go now oustt oustt

in decile 1, the lowest 10%

Waaaaaheeey

miss dating 17-18 year old girls lads

Didnt flake i take it

I wish i could make that post.

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yeah sorry no i was on the edge but went through with it
second date toil imminent

*oink oink*

heeeere, little piggy

Same only I never did this and I've never had a girlfriend or sex

wearing a jumper at toil
now I'm too hot
can't take it off because I've probably sweated through my shirt
AAAAAAAAA

KEK this is me

>those cankles

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New show with cara delevingne and Orlando Bloom looks grim

haha yes lads yessssss

Based

After my dryfasting I will never coming back.

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that's why you don't wear jumpers during summer but wear instead a bomber jacket, open, with a t-shirt/shirt underneath

>go through all that effort
>she doesnt pitch up

would be lying if i said i wasnt a tad upset haha

Rolling down to old Maui, me boys

bollocks

youtube.com/watch?v=ZMyezzZAJGs

howling at this

So the way to get (you)s here is to write a single-sentence blogpost and hope it's outrageous/eyecatching enough to get a response or two?

Just want to stop right now.

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roight tommeh

yes lad

its literally high-level communications

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Head is still spinning from last night's bender
I threw up all over my carpet

method A: write something outrageously funny so everyone can tell you they laughed
method B: ask a vaguely interesting question thats really easy to answer
method C: something political to rile up the rorkes and leftypols

I'm at toil, dickhead

haha why not lad? are you a quadriplegic or something?

Would be lying if I said I thought these threads would be worse without your posts

>go through all that effort
thas ur mistake

so about that gum lads

>wear instead a bomber jacket, open, with a t-shirt/shirt underneath

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