How fucking ungrateful can you be? we offered you the world, greenland. look at little baby denmark...

how fucking ungrateful can you be? we offered you the world, greenland. look at little baby denmark. you want those limp dick commie faggots to run you forever? no you want tick hot american cocks. look at you you fucking unit, hard body to hard body quit it with that twink shit and let us buy that ass.
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Greenland is norwegian clay. Denmark used dirty germanic tricks to get it.

Time for Greenland to taste freedom fries.

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>you want those limp dick commie faggots to run you forever?

Greenland is more commie than Denmark, their government is a coalition of a Socialist party with Communist one. It's basically the Cuba of the Arctic. While are Americans so ignorant about their own national neighbourhood?

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It's time for America to step in and make some changes for the better

oh boy here comes johnny foreigner to tell us how not commie the fucking commies are.

THE GREENLANDIC PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. Annexation time

And a hello to you, sir. tapai pani yetai kai ho ra?

I concur(again). The Americans weren't enough.

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you realize we all do both now right? they're both equally retarded.

The fucking gall of this redditor to say this shit
Go back

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PURCHASE 50,000 PEOPLE

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Will Amerimutts ruin Greenland?

The USA are going to be very huge, because Greenland alone is larger than Africa.

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This is just an artifact on maps because the globe is a sphere, while a map is flat and this causes the proportions to get weird

Let us buy
And join NATO

Alaska under American rule

>one of the richest places in the world
>tough, brave guys living in the woods
>lots of movies made there
>a hot tourist spot (pun intended)

Greenland under Danish rule

>poverty, alcoholism and misery
>no jobs, no money
>no one knows or cares if this place exists, no one visits it

I might be wrong but I am under the impression that Anàclete was being ironic there.

Because you know, burgers, maps and dumbness.

nah we just use a really dumb map. theres a million better ones but the wonky one has been used forever so we don't change.

alaskans get free money just for living there. this could be you greenlanders

Mutts just want to suck out its resources and leave the hull to die from climate change and pollution

We need america in order for us to become strong and independent people

I immediately felt how biased I am. If he was a burger, I'd just replied >american education

Greenland, as it exists, could literally not be made worse. Everyone wants to die there and it’s almost too cold to live in. Any change is an improvement and it’s been way too long since we’ve expanded.

>french education

yes. and all the greenlanders would be able to just ditch it and come here no questions asked. seems like a win/win.

>using mercador projection

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you're using it wrong and its not gonna be effective anymore.