GREENLAND

Will you defend Greenland from the amerimutts?

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relax, there's no way Denmark will sell

what about money? (and a lot of it)

We comin for greenland bitch. LETS GET

of course, i will fight to my dying breath

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They already tried to buy it but Denmark refused.

Europeans already invaded Greenland. I don't see how yanks can be any worse since they're the same blend of genetic slime.

based

Greenland will be forever part of European Union

>t. Aboriginal

They didn't invade it it was literally discovered by European explorers before it was really settled by Inuit tribes.

Greenland left the EU 2 decades ago, bruv

Please buy us
We need you right now

nothing will happen

based. thicc black bundas are abundant in your future my friend

why don't you prefer China?

If Greenland is Denmarks bitch why isn't it part of the EU?

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Because they left the EU/EC.

Because it's america that needs to take over Greenland, not china

Yes. Where is that?

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Well that's the reason they are such a massive shithole.

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good for them, they don't need polish plumbers

So... like what do you guys wanna do when you become one of us?
I can bring over some apple pie or smth.

I want qt eskimo gf

Be thankful mutt. They are like the only country here who don't hate you.

Get a job and work hard alongside you
Establish a capitalist system similar to yours so we can become more strong and independent people just like Americans

There were another group of Inuits there before the modern inuits who came during the medieval age tho.

What are you doing right now I mean job wise and for fun?

>IM EUROPEAN AND MY OPINION IS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Ice fishing, walrus hunting, selling insurance

Only Germans like Germans, so our 1 is infinitely higher than your 0.

>be thankful
>thinking anyone needs yuropoors approval
lmao at your life

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Move to Denmark and watch things unfold from over there
If America can actually improve our living standards, maybe I will come back

Is it hard to move to Denmark? Why haven't you done it already?

It's not easy when you have no experience moving on your own

Great! More foreskins for my cream factory

Shouldn't be too hard if shitskins with 90 iq can do it.

I know, I keep telling myself that
I just never done it on my own before

Walmarts and shootings for all!

Yaaay

Foreskin entrance fee

Lmao

>Germans like Germans
lol

there should be a referendum. fuck the d*nes

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Saint Pierre et Miquelon isn't in the EU too and they're doing very well.

Never heard of it. Did you make it up?

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I could have named other domtoms but actually I'm not sure if something like Wallis and Futuna is doing well lol. (only those in yellow are part of EU)

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>they're doing very well.
They unironically aren't. Their fishing industry has collapsed after France lost the EEZ dispute with Canada and now they try to get by with tourism.

I know about the fishing thing it's a well known debate, but they're still doing very well without EU.

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hello chink

I'd rather steal the faroes while the danes are occupied with the yanks tbqh

Mayotte was a mistake, so was just soli.

Mayotte IS in EU though.
And what is "soli" ?

Jus soli (fuck autocorrect). Mayotte has a serious anchor baby problem.

Were taking Hans island and Newfoundland then.

Implying they even have a choice.

The original Norse settlements died out though and the far north did have inuits even if the Norse weren't aware of them.

Seeing how we are in the market for new land. How much?

The main problem in Mayotte is French gay politicians. They could say stop to illegal immigration, but they don't because muh droits de l'homme. Mahorais are pissed off though, I would not be surprised if they vote for far right parties next time.

I think you'll have an easier time coming to America. Americans are very open to immigrants, unless youre Mexican

Yes

50 years of France GDP, or else it doesn't make sense.

Why wouldn't it make sense

Because there's nothing more valuable than land.