/brit/

Local chinker won’t pick up their fucking phone ffs

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Always afraid I'll end up in one of these pictures one day

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poo

If I friend zone her will she be more likely to put out or will she just be like oh ok

Its curryhouse

Why won’t the local Chinese pick up their phone I’m really hungry wtf

dont know

dont know

DRUNK AS FUCK
DRUNK AS FUCK
DRUNK AS FUCK
youtube.com/watch?v=XM-7JOeC4ko

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD eveninggoodeveninggoodeveninggoodevening I've come here to bugger your son

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simp

The usual friday night routine of polishing off a bottle of glens vodka, listening to I drove all night by roy orbison and imagining how she would react if I drove up to hull and seen her, It's been 4 years

Fuck off you cunt

mhm yes

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Bitch you know I count my gwop

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190 is the arch incel

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stroking my willy right this moment

that woman has a pretty smile

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howling

youtube.com/watch?v=HhZaHf8RP6g

iconic wee opening bit like

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in normie clothing

but hes 25+ still in his first year at uni

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got a gf ;)

lol

*neutralises the threat*

some people are shite at convo like spastics

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would be nice to have a gf. and not get home from toil, get in bed, go on /brit/ and drink alone.

Fish, chips, battered sausage and a Ben Shaw's Cream Soda straight down the fucking gullet

careful what you wish for

twitter.com/trishapaytas/status/1162142876446232576
fucking screaming
state of those

Girl or gay?

jesus fucking christ

toilfu had the hot water bottle between her legs all day again

Just get a gf then, spacker

Run these bands up to the top

evening routine: get home from toil, get in bed, go on /brit/ and drink with the gf.

>drink alone.

is underrated

provided you don't comatose yourself in drink and only have a couple a night

it's 5pm one mate texts you 'spoons?' another mate texts you 'nandos?' wat do

yeah I was a bit rough with her last night in hindsight

I'm English

drinking alone is definitely properly rated you uttter spastic

would like to get home and get in a hot tub with a joint

Why jews are allowed to rape and torture angel?

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neither. shite weather

GLAAAAADSTONE BROOKES

Ignoring like 10 birds on tinder tbqh just cba with it

Kill yourself.

190 what do you think of the new-look Moni
Would she pass amongst your any of your clique

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My condolences.

God she's so FIT

How do I know the life I'm living right now is real?

Fucking ledge man woaaaaa!!!

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Imagine, just IMAGINE, an actual yank with an actual yank accent saying 'you utter spastic'.

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autoglass repair

tell the president we ain't forgot
tell the prime minister we still remember
man don't care what colour or agenda
nobody's voting for your corrupted agenda

What?
You go outside and get into a fight

autoglass replace

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YEEEEHAW YOU BE A SPASTIC ALRIGHT
*shoots gun in to the air*
ROOTING TOOTING SPASTIC I EVER DID SEE

ebbon flow

was i asking you

fuck off normie

oi less of that you racist piece of shit

this weather is so much more compatible with my soul than the mini-heatwave

Buy this

ebay.co.uk/itm/223622079799

have led a dismal and pathetic life

How old are you

you're the racist for saying you're english

37

Nonce

38

Based!

it's normie rp hour

HAHAHHA NIGGA YOU A DINOSAUR

>go to gym and get liftmogged
>get on bus and get heightmogged
>come on here and get postmogged
it’s over

I am English though. doesn't mean I should be racially abused for it

>filter
dogshit

that's just what happens these days lid get with the times

shut up you little babby

rained literally all day

>born Irish
You never had a chance anyway