Where are you from?

>Where are you from?
Turkey
>Oh ok.

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b-b-but muh Kara Boga

Same :(

1- Import many JOMON BVLLS from JAPAN

2- The JOMON BVLLS impregnate many T*rkish women and spread their superior genes

3- T*rkey becomes ALTAİC JOMON BVLL country


This plan is perfect, all JOMON BVLLS come to TVRKEY please,
日本ちんちんは大好きです

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>Where are you from?
Portugal
>Omg uwu daddy :3

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>Where are you from
Azerbaijan
>the hell is that?

>where are you from
Japan and China because I'm a mixed fuck
>Ohhh… so basically China

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>Where are you from?
Somalia
[Proceed to display facial disgust]

this is some next level autism desu
you need to go outside for a bit

what do mixed race Asians look like? (not half white Hapas)

>Where are you from?
Austria
>Oh yeah I guess the wrong guys won WW2 huh
Just shut the fuck up wehraboo incel

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>Where are you from?
Estonia
>Oh so you speak Russian?

>Where are you from?
Russia
>dude Putin Communism vodka lmao

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>where are you from?
sweden
>i heard that you have alot of gangrapes going on...

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>Where are you from?
Brazil
>DUUDE, BEACHES, BUNDAS AND CRIME

>Where are you from?
Illinois, just outside of Naperville
>...

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nothing wrong about being from turkey my dude
my gf's friend is from turkey and she is pretty cool

you are from usa. europeans hate us

>Where are you from?
KURDISTAN
>Could you point it out on a map?

euros still coping over the ottoman era

For muslim you guys seems alright.
But take your diaspora back please.

>Could you point it out on a map?
Hol up i gotta stretch first for his

Normal if mixed between east Asians (unless if you look really "jomon"/exactly like Mongols), which works for pretty much every single Asians (central and central, ASEAN and ASEAN)
Really cool or really ugly if mixed with ASEAN or south asians with east asians imo

>Where are you from?
Canada
>FAGGOT

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based

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This

>where are you from?
USA
>yea I can tell

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>Where are you from?
Greece
>pay denbts

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>Where are you from?
Finland
>Haha so you guys have those quirky memes? spurdo sparda haha!

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>where are you from
>brazil
>oh please don't rob or kill me

Me on the left

this

>where are you from
Argentina
>...

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>where are you from
when I act like a retard/fuck something up
>bulgaria
when I do something good/cool or just look normal
>TVRKEY
>but you're dutch
>lol no

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Go back shitskin

>where are you from
jordan
>where is that?
>dude sneakers lmao

DuPage?

>Where are you from?
Brazil
>Cool, i have a black friend

Shut up k*lly

Go back to Turkey and suck off Erdogan, you roach.

> you from?
Finland
> right...

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>Where are you from?
Argentina
>Oh me too
Que picardía.

but he is already there, no?

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Good. They come here, breed here and behave like fucking 3rd world monkeys. Can't they just fuck off.

That's like half of you Germs thou, only Bavarians & Swabians seem to behave civilised.

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Ah yes, the Texans of Germany. What a fine people, lel.

>what country?
Iraq
>for real what country?

>where are you from
poland
>KURWA JA PIERDOLE XDXDXDXDD

>They come here, breed here and behave like fucking 3rd world monkeys.
Well the majority here are still willingly tolerating them so

>Only NRW 2.0 behaves civilized
Lmao

>where are you from?
Croatia
>really?? You guys are so good at football
>do you know luka modric and ivan rakitic???

Every fucking time

Norway
>oh I've bla bla nature bla bla wanna travel there bla bla is it cold bla bla
Same answer every single time
Hoping someone goes "fucking shit country lol" or something at least once

Schleswig-Holstein is based.

>where are you from?
somalia
>you need to go back
why are whitoids like this?

It is

In America
>What are you?
Mexican.
>Oh

>Anywhere else in the world
>What are you?
Mexican
>Cool!

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Show me your car uwu

Bitch lasgna

>Where are you from?
>France.
>No, where are you REALLY from?

10/10 never fail to make me laugh xDDD

>Where are you from?
Germany
>Cool! I love Hitler as well!

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Had this kind of talk unironically with an Turk in a third country, kek.

You'll always be you and my friend Turk user

i thought it was illegal to praise hitler in germany?

lol

Estonians do speak Russian, and so should Finns

russians living in Estonia arent Estonians, if you didnt know

>Where are you from?
Singapore
>Ohhh that's the place in China where they cane you for chewing gum, right?
...

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1. Thats why I wrote "third country". We were neither in Germany, nor in Turkey. The "German-Turks" here probably know about that and keep it with burning Israeli flags at best.
2. Sure, but afaik you only get problems if you put in on an publication etc. Also, as you can see in the vid it depends if the police will prosecute you or not: youtube.com/watch?v=GVNBr0KmiV8

shut the fuck up you nerd it was just a joke

why are orangutans so gentle

>where are you from?
NZ
>based

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i remember a time when we would also get
>RONALDO!

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i mean... better than in the past
>SUCKER! haha

k*rd rapefugee and gayreek frenship.
what a BİG suprise :d

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>where are you from
italy
>MAMMA MIA PASTA PIZZA BUONGIORNO IM WALKIN ERE GIORNO GIOVANNA
but I'm romanian
>oh

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>Where are you from?
Venezuela
>Are you ok? Are you eating well? How's your family? When are you leaving? What's your opinion on Guaidó? What's your opinion on [US politician]?
^responses to literally any time I mention the country I live in.
If they're commies:
>How can you pay for internet? Why do you know English? I'm not racist, but I'm white and too retarded to learn a second language, so there's no possible way a brown person could do any better. You must be someone from the white elite on the CIA's payroll.

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The only reason you're not a part of Malaysia is because your Chinese minorities chimped out. You can't blame people for thinking you're Chinese.

i doubt 1% of those people know that

>where are you from?
Portugal
>do you know Cristiano Ronaldo?

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Same

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Kek see you at the lantern or features. Riverwalk is nice tho

go back spics, you will never be seen as one of us. you are creatures. you are shitskins.

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>
>go back spics, you will never be seen as one of us. you are creatures. you are shitskins.

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>Bavarians & Swabians seem to behave civilised.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Seething mutt

booooooooom

>Where are you from
Canada
>oh good I thought you were American

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based

My uber driver was from Turkey he was an absolute madman.

>talking about how his marriage was falling apart
>talking about how women should stay home
>talking about how Turkey was falling apart
>keeping his phone in his lap and swerving in and out of lanes because he didnt understand the directions the app was trying to give him

Bless that precious T*rkoid hope he fixes things with his waifu

lol, you're starving

did you give 5 stars?

>where are you from?
Ethiopia
>haha lucky that you’re not starving right. loadingstarvingjokes.exe

Swedes are nicer though and aren’t as rude as my fellow immigrants

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Where are you from?
>g'day mate, throw another shrimp on tha barbie
>i did a gap year in australia it was soo good (getting exploited to pick fruit on a farm)
>i really want to visit to see beaches and kangaroos xD

Where you from?
>America
American? But you haven't sharted
Sharts

of course you're not starving, you're in Sweden!

>where are you from
Australia
>where the fuck is that?

Do you know why grand strategy games are so popular in Turkey? You can't find any that aren't packed with patriotic Turks. How widespread is Ottoman nostalgia, and is it promoted by the government or done out of opposition to it?

Did learning Russian never become popular in Estonia?

I had an Ethiopian coworker recently and really enjoying talking to the guy. He marveled at how much effort workers put into their jobs in the West and talked about his fantasy of dominating business back home.