/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

don't forget we have actual OC and memes

'ate non-walton associated business
luv our benevolent overlords
simple as

Just how much fucking money do these unis spend on staff if they are bigger employers than fucking Walmart

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*tips his hat at u*

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H O W D Y

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NC and Cali have a lot of research unis that get a lot of government and corporate grants. that's probably the case with the other states.

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Why do people in the south like Israel so much

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we don't
wikiwand.com/en/Leo_Frank

why don't you

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/dixie/ is a ba'athist general

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because we're not blind, brainlet chad

*slithers towards you*

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south has pastor Anderson, wheres your foreskin now?

> Tfw no horse ridin, church goin, moonshine sippin, BBQ cookin Dixie gf

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Anderson's in Arizona

all me tbqh

why would that be south

because the South isn't the same as the geographical southern US

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The Warriors game for xbox

more like Dynasty Warriors 6 haha

The united states was better under segregation

legal segregation was a mistake, the optimal system is voluntary segregation

You are so wise for your age.

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cringe

also cringe

Revoke these statements

no u

there's absolutely no reason for the state to be involved. people naturally prefer their own groups, the state should neither attempt to desegregate them nor should it hinder transactions between two consenting parties

why does sweat smell like cologne

You're drinking too much tap water

I only drink bottled water

Too much Cali air then
Something has disturbed the balance within your stinkyjuice

we got new water bottles that say "mineral enhanced" and they sizz when I open them like a soda can. could that be it? we're all drinking them though in my house, but I'm the only one whos sweat seriously smells like some cheap mens cologne

That sounds sketchy
Drink out of mason jars or stainless steel bottles.

maybe stop gassng yourself with axe body spray like all the other beaners

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yeah

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Good grief Charlie Brown

I am become Death

You got the hot farts

destroyer of thots

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last season of sam jack was keno and anti-thot

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that ending was absolute dogshit
they should have had him realize that he's responsible for the well-being of the people in the future and had him remain there after defeating Aku

it would have been more meaningful if the girl died by and arrow or something and he went home to live in trauma for the rest of his hears. would have got the jimmies better.

had a dream about that rabbit

wait does that make me a furry

>Washington and Michigan are the only productive states

well ill be darned...

Moving from Connecticut to Mobile in two months to take up a metallurgy position.

Whats Alabama like? Can I finally go hunting and fishing? Hows the traffic? Does Whole Foods exist in Alabama?

Didnt know that mexicans own books. Let alone read them. Interesting.

On my dick

FOY

>Whats Alabama like?
Humid
Can I finally go hunting and fishing?
Yes
Hows the traffic?
Fine, the roads are shit though
Does Whole Foods exist in Alabama?
Nope

what

Also can i get a decent piece of land in southern Alabama if im making $127k a year? I want to own a farm one day.

Mexican's iq is too low to read.

are you schizophrenic?

where are the flags?

Thanks friend. I lived in South Carolina for almost a year so I can handle humidity. Glad to hear that theres no hole foods. Thats a vig indicator of cancer up North.

filthy chi go back to where nobody wants you.

No. Im gonna carpet bag your sister.

>cares more about flags then literal carpetbaggers

what the fuck are you talking about?

GET EXTRA/FLAG/S NIGGERS

just do it

grr h8 grocery stores full of people who disagree with me about things

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I shop where ever there is food I want to buy

you don't go to a grocery store to argue with people about gazebos

What would ~100-150 acres in rural southern Alabama cost? Preferably near a place where fishing and/or hunting is possible.

where do you buy your grits

you don't know what I do in grocery stores

it would cost approximately three hundred quintillion dollars, and state law prohibits hunting and fishing being possible anywhere near where land is being sold (precaution against accidental killings of real estate agents who look like fish or deer)

tough luck, better stay where you are

youtu.be/K-IVsrNcJgY

>chinese trips

based carpetbagger

Depends on the county/location obviously. You could probably get 100 acres near a stream or with a nice pond for under 400k easy.

there are no streams or nice ponds in Alabama

go back to tijuana

WOW! New Orleans is a beautiful city!

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stay in your Yankee shithole

Why is the spic so mad?

it was just banter

Huh? New Orleans is a shithole. Where is this?

actual photograph of Baton Rouge, c. 2015

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beautiful

stinky, dumb
yankee scum

>recently left home in deepest of south
>these threads make me feel like I never left
>thank ya /dix/

now get extraflags you stinky flaglet

Wiggity