/brit/

imagine being his dad

would be kind of a disappointment either way

spent my night watching high school videos from the 50s-90s and fucking wish i was born in a different time

stop objectifying trans people

>/brit/
ho ho ho ur so sneaky

seem to get more of a restful sleep reading your posts than a hot cup of cocoa

rorke

wonder if male pornstars are as mentally fucked up as the girls

thoughts on gay nazis, /brit/???

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redundant

What's the problem

i know bikies

what of it?

bird flew into my window and broke its neck
second time this month

alri damien

yep you'd know all about the antichrist wouldn't you you repitilian oven dodger

going to masturbate my fuckin dick off

i'm on a 78 day nofap streak me

enjoy prostate cancer lad

women flock to me because they can tell my seed is potent
i may die of cancer when i'm like 50 but at least i will have had lots of sex
have fun dying a virgin at 90

there are no good guys

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dilate

made a resolution to kill myself on my 100th birthday if i live that long tbf
living for exactly 100 years, a nice round number
only reservation is that i'll miss out on getting a telegram from the queen (who will definitely still be alive by then)

why'd they depict scandinavia as jews

Isn't there a big connection between what I think this girl is cute and my straight sexual orientation?

Kinda wanna fuck that lion no homo

*ahem*

And then I say, "Where's my sticky, what do they pay you Jannies for anyway?"

*audience laughs*

Thank you, thank you, what a great crowd we have tonight. You ever notice how immaculate this general is? Ya know, the Jannies are really working hard, they should double or even triple your salary.

*audience laughs even louder*

But seriously folks, I just have one more thing to say before I head out here tonight.

*ahem*

A toast to all of the flags and the crazy S.O.Bs that post under them.
Oh, and one more thing...

*ahem*

Fuck niggers.

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/brit/? more like /slow/

any big lads pull tonight?

it's from a book series

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me. i pulled my dick a few times

my brother used to love this series

Something something subjunctive mood

I'm playing strip poker right now meself

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I will fuck the shit out of him.

perverted gimp doesn't even have good taste in fap material (or probably anything)
surprising no one

sucking a mate

HAYOH

youtube.com/watch?v=TDm51pl6VUk

If only she weren't a poof. She's so cute and funny, it's a shame she'll have to hang when the day pf the rope comes

got such a small willy that i reckon if i got it in a fanny it would just pop right out

the numbers are in for yesterday:
5 wanks and 1 shag

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post toot

Have sex

hon hon hon hon
twat

What should I use my uber eats voucher on lads?

Feel like something high protein.

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wearing arseless chaps

me. i pulled my eyes a few times

all chaps are arseless by definition

therefore i move that we should start referring to trousers as "arsed chaps"

Absolute fucking size of this norf specimen

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hello gabe

the media shouldn't be allowed to personally attack people like this

>the t-shirt

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alri lach

It would be fun for these people to go to America and hang out with Walmart Americans riding Scooter.

Have sex but twice

so you mean you?

walmart americans wouldn't stand a chance

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not to name names, but that was perhaps the worst post /brit/ has ever been disgraced with

we have guns

reckon if spock were here he'd reaffirm my belief that topping myself is the logical decision

nah those gammon beasts have character
Walmart americans are just docile creatures

the meme was right, fannies really do smell like fish

>he has sex with a condom
may as well still be a virgin amirite lads

>g*mmon
don't be a racist, /brit/ is friendly to all types

saw on the telly once this bloke wanted to have his dog neutered but he wanted fake bollocks put in so his dog would still look manly
seems a bit bent to me

dog owners are mentally ill

>not saving the raw stuff for the woman you love

what's a full-brimmed hat you can wear that doesn't make you look like a twat
cowboy hats are obviously out and fedoras have been absolutely eviscerated by the internet
i don't want to get sunburned darnit

fuck off soft kunt

>not being in love with every woman you speak with briefly
get on jez's level son

Damn you society!!

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reckon shrooms are worth a try?

Blame smart phones, one second you're minding your own business just. walking around, next day you're on the front page of a major newspaper being accused of anti-semitism.

What makes asian women like this?

wish there was a race higher than whites so i could talk about how i'm going to corrupt them with my inferior genes

could always GOY up some jews lad

their servile nature

current mood

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I want Emma to fart in my face as I fuck her doggystyle.

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ever notice how every famous person is leftypol

there's a fob indian in one of my classes that goes by "poo" (short for pooja)

probably because they won't let you in if you're not a lefty and pedo

Come on, what are some /brit/ approved takeaways?

>the media shouldn't be allowed to personally attack people like this
honestly I agree with this but isn't british tabloid media like 100x more shit than anything we have here

there is, aryan telugu brahmins

'ungry jacks

I'm a visual storyteller on /brit/

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the paki shop and the chinky shop

I like her butt.

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