>be taking a piss
>was aiming dick at the toilet bowl, but forgot to pull back my foreskin
>piss-stream goes to the side, landing piss all over my pants
Why does Jow Forums like to laugh at Americans practicing circumcision when circumcised penises are clearly functionally superior?
Be taking a piss
William Ramirez
Jack Roberts
How the fuck does one forget about pulling back the foreskin lmao
Jeremiah Gonzalez
If you have to pull back your foreskin everytime you take a piss, why not just snip it off?
Henry King
t. yank proxy
Logan Lee
>undressing your penis every time you pee
Nicholas Gray
Yeah been thinking about how fucking annoying cutting my nails is
Going to cut away the first joints from my fingers one of these days
Cameron Nguyen
>the functionality of your fingers is comparable to the uselessness of your foreskin
Hudson Davis
i reckon it feels nice if you pee without pulling back the foreskin
Jonathan Wilson
>piss
>finally released everything
>pick dick away
>piss starts leaking
Isaac Parker
i had to get a circumcision at 18 because i snapped my banjo string, and i swear to god after a year or so the whole foreskin grew back
Josiah James
>If you have to open your eye-lids every morning when you wake up, why not just cut them off
>if you have to wash your hands everytime before you eat, why not cut them off
John Watson
>not peeing sitting down
theres your problem
Jose Ramirez
But i can still mostly do the same functions without the first joints and i don't have to cut my nails ever again
Isaiah Brooks
i do that only at home sometime you just dont want to aim
Dominic Robinson
>needing to pull back your foreskin every time you pee
Do people actually have to do this?
John Adams
when i was younger i didnt need to then suddently one day if i dont pull it it goes fucking everywhere. donno what happened maybe its sex
Nicholas Gray
>implies he has had sex
Asher Edwards
>It grew back
Tyler Price
honestly it's strange, the doctors said it was just swelling from the cut but that was 6 years ago and i still have enough foreskin to pull it over and above my bellend
they wanted me to get it cut again after a few years of it but they're worried what will happen, especially if it comes back a third time
Hunter Robinson
t. most likely American English teacher or yellow fever pedophile in Vietnam
Noah Reed
it really fucking does. I rarely do it, but the other day I decided to pee through my foreskin like I did when I was a kid, and it felt so good that I moaned out loud.
Nicholas Walker
One of my friends (who is cut) always puts his dick away too early and giant piss spots show up on his crotch.
Jaxson Diaz
Same for me.
Christopher Bell
I'm uncut and it's of zero inconvenience to me. Pulling back my foreskin is automatic, plus it feels good rolling it around when I piss.
It's because when we're kids, our foreskins are really long and we can just pinch the end for it to come out in a straight line. Now that we're adults, it's a little shorter so it makes more sense to just pull it back.
I enjoy pulling it back, it's fun to play with my meaty foreskin collar
Chase Miller
>foreskin
>useless
Brandon Parker
If/when you have sex you'll know why having a foreskin is great