/brit/

for me? willystella

here's your controller bro

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Reminder: Threadsplitters should be flayed alive

Todgerbeck's

foy

shall be posting in this thread

Stop threadsplitting, keep using the original

Penisperoni

i'll be posting in this thread

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having a look

what the FUCK was his problem?

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scodgeweiser

autistic freak summons the jan by threadsplitting every time theres an early new mate

proper virgin freak lad

once was more than enough

had some roo sausages for tea

whats the ol’ roo taste like lad?

repost

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more like POO sausages

housemate got this incredible new showerhead thats full of beads and a filter and it splits the water so fine its like mist you cant feel it hitting u its incredible like

shes using it to masturbate

ah yes make up an excuse about missing both calls for a viewing in a voicemail not suspect at all

she fit?

Feel sorry for lads when they get horny having to walk around with a protruding cock all day.. us women on the other had... invincible can’t see it it’s brilliant.. have I crossed my legs because my Clits vibrating or is it because it’s crawled inside my body coz you repulse me?

tastes like meat
i can't believe you've posted this

face is alright but nice body

surely a more direct pressure showerhead would be better for that purpose? but what do i know

Is it obnoxious to hang framed filmed posters on your wall?

Ah. Another user pretends to be a girl episode.

yeah

incels will work 40 hours a week at a job they hate, go home to an empty apartment, eat a microwaveable dinner, masturbate into a sock and then hop on twitter to tweet "Final Fantasy 7 is overrated"

Have slight variations of the same two dreams every night

Australia

The Moni defence poster is actually a Janny. What a surprise.

what if they’re really nice posters

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Any user here want to give me their sister for marriage
Will trade two cattle and a bushel of pears and apples

what films?

smells

i'm introverted but charismatic

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1164088661077635077

I probably have about 3 dreams a month on average

schizophrenic rambling wasn't worth posting in the other thread either, Dave

Does he get visits from a social worker?

leon the professional, taxi driver

kek this is me

Kek this is you

final question, how old are you?

He needs sectioning for his own good

Comments in the video the other night that claimed to come from neighbours suggested he does but I don't know

i'm honestly quite cringe and reddit when it comes down to it

21 why

Imagine the smell...

>21
fuck off literal foetus

SAS will extract CIA agent Timothy soon.

this can't be real, it just cannot

I'm 28, can't wait to be browsing the 'chon when I'm in my 30's.

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not a big fan of the new side characters on tims show recently, the ‘builders next door’ arc is solid kino but the neighbours knocking on his door isnt the direction i was hoping the show would go

think in my life i've wee'd outside more times than i've wee'd in a toilet

can i get a video, amen

FOG

I love reading /brit/, something about the way you guys talk is magical

I remember when I was 16 working in Sainsburys and the cleaner woman who worked at night wore a business suit, quite bizarre.

Mad that freaks like you and I share the same timezone

walked down the stairs just now

WAT?

tim hasn't uploaded a video in almost 24 hours
we're in dire straits here

its like towards the end of truman show when the fahcard starts failing

butter my arse

Going to drill a hole through my neigbour wall and put my willy in it

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workmen fitting the new carpet just caught me running up the stairs on all fours

>is literally called the cleaner woman
>doesn't expect her to look cleaner than everyone else
well you're a bit of a thicko then really

fUCK
oFF
gRANDAD

this morning's scran

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Hello, Janny

*hands you a 3mm drill bit*

Why did Priti Patel say the UK should ‘starve out’ Ireland after brexit
Does this shitskin actually think she’s accepted as English?

This but poo too

ffs

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shagging a penguin (the chocolate bar NOT the flightless bird)

Pretty fucked innit, kinda comfy in a way though, oldest alliance and all

would take a Pretty Patel over an Ugly Paddy any day

basedao

aMEN brother

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it's great banter tbf

does london paki ever have a day off? he must spend every waking hour on here ranting about dave

France and Spain should be ashamed for still using the nazi timezone

I'm going Lisbon in October and I expect a warm reception

She is English tismo

vaped just now