Is it true that European guys don't like butts?

here you go jewish master sir

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I have a small dick and I love hitting it from the back. A doggy orgasm is the best sensation in the world

I am a tits man and my girlfriend is just basically flat chested. Gods have punished me, please pray for me bros.

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tfw going with a dick in the yellow size to a red country

We like butts, but many people prefer small ones. Because we like thin girls. Probably Americans like big butts more

It's not

>tits man
>prefer curly blondes with green or blue eyes
>have a black haired plank with brown eyes.

And I'm totally fine with it. She knows exactly how to please me

You would know, faggot

Good dog.
>Not bigger than green

>curly blondes with green eyes
patrician taste

does she have a nice butt?

Americans are pathetic lol

I watch a lot of Amateur porn, plus there's this

Yes.

What the fuck is wrong with India?

The British Isles are small too, that must be why America is where it is
so what's the issue? just sniff her ass

the virgin india vs the chad congo

I wonder what the stats for Chad Chad are

t-thanks sir

translate in non-retard units

Only when it comes along with a good pair of tits.

I really want a European girl to sit on my face

>Not bigger than green
No, and that's fine. I hurt her enough already if I go to hard.

do most Dutch guys have big cocks?

How should I know? I never had penis inspection day

Big ass/small tits is my jam

Why not?
At least you use it
I'll reward you, you get 10% more BPA in your water supply and food

uh o-okay Mr.Goldberg, s-sir.

you never piss with your buddies?

I'm not gay and I've seen most of my close friend's dicks

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do Euro girls have good butt smells?

What is this butt-thing you speak of? I don't think we have such things in Europe.

You're Dutch, not Chinese

Whaaat?! Why didn't anybody tell me this before?!

Fake chart all of the huge studies are self reported

Whoa what? My dick is 7.1, that's big?? I'm 6'4 so it looks small I guess.

FPBP
that's also why their women burn so much coal

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Even with a bigger ass its still easier to hit it from the back than the front. Thanks for letting us know you don't fuck.

that's like a negative ass in Brazilian standards

You disgust me, soy burgers

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yeah, I have a small penis and I fuck girls with big butts from the back. those cums feel fucking amazing

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I like black chicks specifically because I love booty

Hnnnnnnggggggg

I prefer bob

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Big Habsburg Cocks

No they just don't like women's butts. No gayer collection on earth than europeans

>He didn't get the obvious reference
Newfags out!

I loooove half white/half black chicks. They have perfect booty usually
I've been here since 2013, sorry I'm not so obsessed with Jow Forums that I remember every last meme. Though I think it was a Padraig who posted that, that much I remember

girl butts smell sooo good

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doggy style on a girl with a big ass is far harder then missionary
what are you talking about

>tfw green country

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Considering penis size correlates somewhat with height and the Netherlands being one of the tallest countries they probably are rather well endowed

>All self reported studies

I watch a lot of Amateur porn and Dutch guys seem to be medium usually, same with Germans. Though there are plenty of big ones too of course.

Knock an inch off of these measures and it's accurate. Better, present frequency chart and then shift the peak of the bell curve (lmao bell curve) an inch downwards. The upper tail end (lol upper tail end) doesn't lie about length.