Your parents rn

Asher Wright
Asher Wright

Your parents rn

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Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

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Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

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Juan Lee
Juan Lee

My soul got crushed when my mother asked me if I'm not interested in women and if I'm gay.

Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

I'm sorry mom, I just can't do it. It's not your fault, please don't be sad or worried.

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

I lost my virginity at 16 with my first gf

Lucas Perez
Lucas Perez

What did you answer?

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

They understand I'm ugly and don't expect girls to be interested in me

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

I'm 32 LOL

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

this is impossible

every parent thinks their son is Chad

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

this is depressing

Christian Young
Christian Young

My chad dad never taught me any social skills, he only told me to study hard and get good grades. Now he wants to complain and ask where is my girlfriend? fuck that.

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

"w-well I don't have a girl I'm into currently I'm not thinking about dating a girl or anything at this moment."

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

my mom offered to introduce me to a cute church girl and i said no

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

you should intentionally be sloppy about your internet usage

one time my parents found my bbc porn folder when i was 14 and all doubts were gone since then.

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

Tell her she shouldn't worry but also not pressure you so much. Time will give you a nice lady eventually.

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

I'm actually gay

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Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

Cringe as hell you faggot

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

Me but I'm 20

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

hell is forever faggot

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Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

The only girl I ever confessed to rejected me and it hurt me a lot. I don't want to hurt myself anymore so I gave up on girls.

Blake Bell
Blake Bell

How can you stay a virgin when girls are so slutty these days?

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

Based.

Gavin James
Gavin James

my mother is convinced marriage is inevitable

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

By not being a good-looking male

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

don't fuck yourself over for something like that
it is unimportant. people do not deserve to have such importance put on them.

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

at first think its the dad asking this cause moms dont tell their sons "youre missing out on really great sex"
but then at the end they dont know how to teach the kid to flirt with women, meaning the poster is the mom
what sort of mom tells their young horny and lonely son that they're "missing out on really great sex"

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John Harris
John Harris

hes making these threads again

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

youre not supposed to learn everything from your parents. i realized this over time and learn not to get mad at them for who i am, thats on me and my upbringing.

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

That is literally me, 22 year old virgin with no girlfriend ever. Except i dont really talk to my parents about it and since day one in kindergarten through today ive always been quiet when at school or working or just when around strangers in general, although i was pretty popular in high school despite never talking

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

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Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

I hate myself

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

They only fuck chad.

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Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

parents get letter from ISP about me pirating big booty ebony porn
they never asked if i was gay for not having a girlfriend
you may be onto something

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

My mum was a femcel who started having sex when she was 22 years old, so she doesn't worry about me, for now at least.

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

nipsect
soul
funniest thing i read all day

Thomas Brooks
Thomas Brooks

mum walked in on me watching bailey jay porn when I was 17
wanted to explain myself but didn't want to bring up such an embarrassing thing
been trying to get a gf to show her I'm not gay but have failed for 5 years straight
22 years old and she still thinks I'm a flaming homo

feels very very bad
she wouldn't understand me if I explained to her that traps aren't gay

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Brody Adams
Brody Adams

vast majority of these people never leave the house so its really not that difficult, probably the same for the women that would willingly fuck them

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

Same with my mother, except it was until 28-29

Isaac Lopez
Isaac Lopez

In todays day and age being an incel is more shameful than being gay.

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

Nice there, imagine being born to a woman in her mid 30s, gross.

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

But they are, and you are gay user

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

My parents 10 years ago actually.

They stopped asking around the same time I stopped trying so at least that worked out.

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

post the answers, I'm curious what normoids think of this

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

if you ignore her penis Bailey Jay looks 100% female
so because she's 99% female overall she's non female?
that's retarded

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

you arent funny or clever stupid cocksucker

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

she's male where it matters, user

Adam Edwards
Adam Edwards

It was a close one, congrats to my mother for having birthed me right before 30:^)

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

I'm 27 and never had a gf ever and have no friends. I live alone too and my only social interactions are at work.

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Nathan Hill
Nathan Hill

get gf when I was 18
never fugged though
my parents think I'm not gay, right?

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

you aren't attracted to bailey jay for that 99%

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

I'm far from a chad and I'm not a virgin

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

Everyone here pretends they are an autist fag but only a few are. I didnt say my first word until I was 3 years old. I've always been the quiet guy and eventually lose all my friends because of it.
I havent hung out with anyone since 2016 and am now a friendless 25 year old virgin and think about suicide 2-3 times a week. I literally dont know how to have a conversation with anybody. My cousin made me go out to a restaurant with her friend who wanted to talk to me but i was so autistic i couldn't say more than a few words and literally got my underwear soaked in precum just sitting next to a girl lmao.

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

mine was like 30...

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

WHY DOESN'T MY MOM UNDERSTAND THAT AS A SHORT MALE, NO BIOLOGICAL FEMALE WANTS ME
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William Edwards
William Edwards

But you'res just so handsome and smart, sweety! Why don't you try joining a club?

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

Haven't had a gf since I was 20. It's true what they say, it gets harder every year. Turning 29 in four months. There's no hope.

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

youre gay

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Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

I havent hung out with anyone since 2016
I have never hung out with anyone

John Robinson
John Robinson

I was legit checked to see if I had autism. The lady who was inspecting me thought autism = being 100% unable to comprehend basic things like it's commonly associated with, so she decided I was totally fine with no issues whatsoever. I'm at least sure I may be on the spectrum

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

literally what club would I join?
I have no hobbies and interests besides the incel ones (i.e. vidya, anime, history/int related shit, etc.)

Lucas Reed
Lucas Reed

remeber when parents just hooked you up instead of just whining about it?

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

I'm socially retarded, im not bad looking and i have a fit body, but im just too dumb to understand when a girl is hitting on me.
I remember one time when i started going to college a cute girl came to me and gave me a flower and said ''welcome to the class'' I just said thanks and threw it in my backpack.
Last year before I dropped out another girl asked me almost everyday to spend the time with her during recess and to drink a coffee together, but each time I told her I was busy and just used my phone for the 40 minutes it lasted. I'm so fucking retarded it's painful

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

better than dead

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

Why don’t you guys just get an escort

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

I've been complemented by my looks several times, with one guy even having said he can imagine me with a 10/10 gf once (not even sure why, since I never talked about relationships with him nor was I whining about being single), so I'm pretty sure I'm good looking among males in my cunt as well.

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

paying for something that others get for free is a serious blow to your self-esteem

Tyler Howard
Tyler Howard

its not the same as having a girlfriend

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

they aren't. Women also have much less sex now and people in general are more uptight except for those insta hoes.
It's literally impossible to be a gen Y virgin. It's completely acceptable to show interest in a chick and if you're rejected go on like normal. They might even have pitty sex with you.

Asher Nelson
Asher Nelson

It was pretty common around the ancient world to lose your virginity to a prostitute, and even slightly extended a bit into the middle ages, even roman elites did that in their teenage years.

Robert Young
Robert Young

c'mon.
just admit you'd shake like an earthquake

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

It’s not exactly legal in most states

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

I just imitating the typical boomer mother platitude regarding their socially retarded sons.

I wish I knew the answer to your question.

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

There are women in this thread right now

Adam White
Adam White

I don't like pay to win games.

Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

Actual boomers don't know what reddit it, these are guaranteed to be fake (and gay)

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

That's Yahoo Answers, which makes sense as Yahoo is boomercore as fuck

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

Ah, nvm then these could be real (but still gay)

Asher James
Asher James

My dad is 50 and knowns what reddit is, he's been browsing it since he was 37.

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

Are all of these single mothers?

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

Mom, I'm an ugly brown retarded genetic waste by-product. There is no way on this timeline that I can hope to have any meaningful relation with a member of both sexes due to my forementioned social awkwardness, please stop being dellusional about your boy ever having a family of his own, my brother will fill that gap for you.
I have no interesting hobbies, girls definitely don't find me being quite "Mysterious or enigmatic" no, they just (correctly) think I'm a drooling uggo autist who just doesn't have anything intelligent/interesting to say.
I'm really sorry to break it for you, I wish things would be different but they are not, please stop pestering me about it I have decided to spend the rest of my lifetime in blissful solitude alone with my thoughts and my friends.

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Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

Hmm. Mine are in their early to mid 50s and my dad found out what reddit is last year because I used it to stream football but that's the only context he knows it in.
My mother I don't think has ever even heard of it.
Idk maybe I just have more aloof parents.

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

Not necessarily, they could also be cases of emotionally absent fathers.

t. someone with an emotionally absent father (and one who's been genuinely and increasingly demented since I was 10 years old or so)

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

This but without the brother

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

Damn, right in the feels. I wish I could say this to my own mother.

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Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

It was the opposite for me, my mom chucked a medical journal on STDs at my head when I was 16 after she found out I lost my virginity.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

Based chad

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

there are legit boomers /pol/tard who found out through that trump subreddit

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

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James Stewart
James Stewart

OPs pics are from yahoo answers you dumbass zoomer

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

I've never met anyone who's wanted to have sex with me, okay, just everyone else is having healthy sex lifes doesn't mean I get some by proximity.

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

No emotional support.
Expensive if it becomes a habit.
Irrational as it is I still have some dignity left.

My plan is to wait until I'm 70 years old and diagnosed with cancer, then hire a 20 year old hooker to see what I missed all those years.

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