Your parents rn

Your parents rn

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My soul got crushed when my mother asked me if I'm not interested in women and if I'm gay.

I'm sorry mom, I just can't do it. It's not your fault, please don't be sad or worried.

I lost my virginity at 16 with my first gf

What did you answer?

They understand I'm ugly and don't expect girls to be interested in me

I'm 32 LOL

this is impossible

every parent thinks their son is Chad

this is depressing

My chad dad never taught me any social skills, he only told me to study hard and get good grades. Now he wants to complain and ask where is my girlfriend? fuck that.

"w-well I don't have a girl I'm into currently I'm not thinking about dating a girl or anything at this moment."

my mom offered to introduce me to a cute church girl and i said no

you should intentionally be sloppy about your internet usage

one time my parents found my bbc porn folder when i was 14 and all doubts were gone since then.

Tell her she shouldn't worry but also not pressure you so much. Time will give you a nice lady eventually.

I'm actually gay

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Cringe as hell you faggot

Me but I'm 20

hell is forever faggot

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The only girl I ever confessed to rejected me and it hurt me a lot. I don't want to hurt myself anymore so I gave up on girls.

How can you stay a virgin when girls are so slutty these days?

Based.

my mother is convinced marriage is inevitable

By not being a good-looking male

don't fuck yourself over for something like that
it is unimportant. people do not deserve to have such importance put on them.

>at first think its the dad asking this cause moms dont tell their sons "youre missing out on really great sex"
>but then at the end they dont know how to teach the kid to flirt with women, meaning the poster is the mom
what sort of mom tells their young horny and lonely son that they're "missing out on really great sex"

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>hes making these threads again

youre not supposed to learn everything from your parents. i realized this over time and learn not to get mad at them for who i am, thats on me and my upbringing.

That is literally me, 22 year old virgin with no girlfriend ever. Except i dont really talk to my parents about it and since day one in kindergarten through today ive always been quiet when at school or working or just when around strangers in general, although i was pretty popular in high school despite never talking

...

I hate myself

They only fuck chad.

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>parents get letter from ISP about me pirating big booty ebony porn
>they never asked if i was gay for not having a girlfriend
you may be onto something

My mum was a femcel who started having sex when she was 22 years old, so she doesn't worry about me, for now at least.

>nipsect
>soul
funniest thing i read all day

>mum walked in on me watching bailey jay porn when I was 17
>wanted to explain myself but didn't want to bring up such an embarrassing thing
>been trying to get a gf to show her I'm not gay but have failed for 5 years straight
>22 years old and she still thinks I'm a flaming homo

feels very very bad
she wouldn't understand me if I explained to her that traps aren't gay

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vast majority of these people never leave the house so its really not that difficult, probably the same for the women that would willingly fuck them

Same with my mother, except it was until 28-29

In todays day and age being an incel is more shameful than being gay.

Nice there, imagine being born to a woman in her mid 30s, gross.

But they are, and you are gay user

My parents 10 years ago actually.

They stopped asking around the same time I stopped trying so at least that worked out.

post the answers, I'm curious what normoids think of this

if you ignore her penis Bailey Jay looks 100% female
so because she's 99% female overall she's non female?
that's retarded

you arent funny or clever stupid cocksucker

she's male where it matters, user

It was a close one, congrats to my mother for having birthed me right before 30:^)

I'm 27 and never had a gf ever and have no friends. I live alone too and my only social interactions are at work.

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>get gf when I was 18
>never fugged though
my parents think I'm not gay, right?

you aren't attracted to bailey jay for that 99%

I'm far from a chad and I'm not a virgin

Everyone here pretends they are an autist fag but only a few are. I didnt say my first word until I was 3 years old. I've always been the quiet guy and eventually lose all my friends because of it.
I havent hung out with anyone since 2016 and am now a friendless 25 year old virgin and think about suicide 2-3 times a week. I literally dont know how to have a conversation with anybody. My cousin made me go out to a restaurant with her friend who wanted to talk to me but i was so autistic i couldn't say more than a few words and literally got my underwear soaked in precum just sitting next to a girl lmao.

mine was like 30...

WHY DOESN'T MY MOM UNDERSTAND THAT AS A SHORT MALE, NO BIOLOGICAL FEMALE WANTS ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>But you'res just so handsome and smart, sweety! Why don't you try joining a club?

Haven't had a gf since I was 20. It's true what they say, it gets harder every year. Turning 29 in four months. There's no hope.

youre gay

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>I havent hung out with anyone since 2016
I have never hung out with anyone

I was legit checked to see if I had autism. The lady who was inspecting me thought autism = being 100% unable to comprehend basic things like it's commonly associated with, so she decided I was totally fine with no issues whatsoever. I'm at least sure I may be on the spectrum

literally what club would I join?
I have no hobbies and interests besides the incel ones (i.e. vidya, anime, history/int related shit, etc.)

remeber when parents just hooked you up instead of just whining about it?

I'm socially retarded, im not bad looking and i have a fit body, but im just too dumb to understand when a girl is hitting on me.
I remember one time when i started going to college a cute girl came to me and gave me a flower and said ''welcome to the class'' I just said thanks and threw it in my backpack.
Last year before I dropped out another girl asked me almost everyday to spend the time with her during recess and to drink a coffee together, but each time I told her I was busy and just used my phone for the 40 minutes it lasted. I'm so fucking retarded it's painful

better than dead

Why don’t you guys just get an escort

I've been complemented by my looks several times, with one guy even having said he can imagine me with a 10/10 gf once (not even sure why, since I never talked about relationships with him nor was I whining about being single), so I'm pretty sure I'm good looking among males in my cunt as well.

paying for something that others get for free is a serious blow to your self-esteem

its not the same as having a girlfriend

they aren't. Women also have much less sex now and people in general are more uptight except for those insta hoes.
It's literally impossible to be a gen Y virgin. It's completely acceptable to show interest in a chick and if you're rejected go on like normal. They might even have pitty sex with you.

It was pretty common around the ancient world to lose your virginity to a prostitute, and even slightly extended a bit into the middle ages, even roman elites did that in their teenage years.

c'mon.
just admit you'd shake like an earthquake

It’s not exactly legal in most states

I just imitating the typical boomer mother platitude regarding their socially retarded sons.

I wish I knew the answer to your question.

There are women in this thread right now

I don't like pay to win games.

Actual boomers don't know what reddit it, these are guaranteed to be fake (and gay)

That's Yahoo Answers, which makes sense as Yahoo is boomercore as fuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ah, nvm then these could be real (but still gay)

My dad is 50 and knowns what reddit is, he's been browsing it since he was 37.

Are all of these single mothers?

Mom, I'm an ugly brown retarded genetic waste by-product. There is no way on this timeline that I can hope to have any meaningful relation with a member of both sexes due to my forementioned social awkwardness, please stop being dellusional about your boy ever having a family of his own, my brother will fill that gap for you.
I have no interesting hobbies, girls definitely don't find me being quite "Mysterious or enigmatic" no, they just (correctly) think I'm a drooling uggo autist who just doesn't have anything intelligent/interesting to say.
I'm really sorry to break it for you, I wish things would be different but they are not, please stop pestering me about it I have decided to spend the rest of my lifetime in blissful solitude alone with my thoughts and my friends.

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Hmm. Mine are in their early to mid 50s and my dad found out what reddit is last year because I used it to stream football but that's the only context he knows it in.
My mother I don't think has ever even heard of it.
Idk maybe I just have more aloof parents.

Not necessarily, they could also be cases of emotionally absent fathers.

t. someone with an emotionally absent father (and one who's been genuinely and increasingly demented since I was 10 years old or so)

This but without the brother

Damn, right in the feels. I wish I could say this to my own mother.

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It was the opposite for me, my mom chucked a medical journal on STDs at my head when I was 16 after she found out I lost my virginity.

Based chad

there are legit boomers Jow Forumstard who found out through that trump subreddit

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