Friday night edition (PT)
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first for /coom/ers
bih got toes like damn
her foot in the shape of a ferrari
succin in style
life of luxury
fk's dream is to move to the US so he LARPs as an american sexpat who lives in Taiwan and also likes feet
this video was fun
losers of today still recycling literally 15-20 year old memes of their forebearers
ur perpetuating falsehoods
why do people keep posting this guy, I'm out of the loop
he's /ourguy/, that's all you need to know
Magdalen Berns died
well shid :(
theres a scary nightmare sound coming from outside
imma start a journal
describe the sound user
it's like a slippery wet slapping noise
more like a skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhhh skree awhaaawh skreeee
and some occasional weird whistling
its far off in the distance and might be construction
0-4 - cupcakes
5-9 - cookie
i FEEL LIKE A FAT PEACE OF SH*T
his face creeps me out, i don't like this meme
Mexicans, is there a name of this specific attire?
those are mormon underwear but he's also wearing a kerchief and a sombrero
awfully rude. he's just a man.
body is sore and i don't know why especially the calves. probably dying soon
it looks generic
It depends on the region. there is alot of outfits related to the different states of the cunt
To me it looks like something from the state of Veracruz
any /drunks/ in?
called in tomorrow because I had a shit day and I deserve it for helping my idiot coworkers so much
also this guy > bald guy
what's her name
she doesnt have one
Why are gays like this?
I hate these fucking memes where the text and image dont actually add to each other to make it funnier
could have found any picture of a bimbo talking on the phone off google
think it's Adriana chechik
That looks close to it. Thanks
What a vile creature
gonna watch a nigger movie
watch Black Dynamite
I didn't mind it until the end. kids fucking around being gay is one thing, but when adults do it, it's like goddamn, someone put a bullet in that thing already.
Nice and high
why do you need to know the name?
overclocking pc components is for gays
just finished the invader zim movie
it was cute and fun to watch
animation seem a bit different, though. like gaz has her eyes open most of the time now and they made dib way darker and now looks mexican
not just buying the most expensive MacBook is pretty gay
Maybe I need to rewatch it
was there gay stuff in it?
this, but 15 years later when you can get it for 1/50th the original cost
still want to buy an iMac g4 and an eMac
gaz was always a girl
they are pretty cool. would be epic for my pornography and shitposting.
been having a random sneezing fit
In America I have a really pristine blueberry G3 that was owned by a quadriplegic guy
cant really get into retrocomputing here cause I dont have enough space lol
those things must be cheap as shit now,I remember using those in the 3rd grade
Not sure, I paid 15$ for mine but it was complete in box
I think most stuff here gets recycled , there's gotta be some cool stuff floating around bc of all the big computer companies here but scrap culture is really unavoidable here and old computers often weigh a fucking ton/ have valuable boards that probably get sold to LDCs by the pound....
you could tell me this was LA and I would believe you
badass way to die though
I'm tellin ya, you should give us back (at least) south cali already
a Jewish guy
why can't she just say "a Jew"
she didn't say "a vegan guy" or "Asian guy"
if I drink any more of this concoction Im going to vomit
but Im not drunk
whats in it
rum Dr pepper and cherry juice
too much cherry juice or what?
too much rum, I think
I did the 2-1-1 rule
What do I invest in
+rape testing kits
just add some more dr pepper
Just came back from my first ever party
were your feet sore and the music too loud?
No it was fun and I was in the middle of the party
Was taking shots with the frat bros
wish i was a cute shota desu
rather be a qt trap tbqh
rather just bee myself
What exactly happened here
I remember being a little boy
In the future, some adults will choose to live in bodies that appear to be those of children.
What are the ramifications of this, socially, politically, legally?
This year I’ve started dating, lost my virginity, made friends, got a job, joined a club, and started going to parties
why does it have to be mutually exclusive?
Sounds like you fucked it all up.
Now you’ll never have your old self, your true self, back.
Now you’re just a cumbrain normie sheeple like anyone else.
But life is so much more fun now
yeah i bet he wishes he could go back to being an incel virgin freak lol
He bashed Sonic the Hedgehog. I bashed his fucking skull in.
Keep thinking that until you begin to see the void you have jumped into as you opened the gates of degeneracy.
why does it have to be mutually exclusive?
suppose it doesn't but prefer the trap aesthetic I guess
when are you posting more foot scat creepshots
chuck's feed and seed
under old mgmt
but I may die of extacy
such a cute swimsuit
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we all know that you are a pedo, fk
Nothing beats nicely pedicured natural nails tho
I could forgive ariana for liking to be carried like a baby if she was doing it to protect her feet but the retarded "hi" tattoo she has on her toe makes me think shes scum
I agree w. you
When I was younger and first discovered feet as a sexual object I was really into french peds but thank god I got rid of that. 99% of girls rocking french peds are horrifying thots.
I would genocide all pedos sorry.
This is the #1 indicator for a trash human.
why is you replying to yourself lole
Took off name to post on other boards :)
Why is u be replying to y’allsselves
um ok, fk
I just want to fall asleep:/
come to bed with me anonymous, i'll make sure you're comfy!
I just want to sleep forever
anyone that can prove im gonna impregnate 10-15 latinas off this
thyeey love the dick lmfao
you got it, congrats
wow you libtards are fucking creepy fucks you know that?
hey diddle dee, how's the knee?
how many penni hits your mouth lol
libturds owned with logic and fax
to be honest that sounds pretty cool
who doesn't want to have a collection of 2000 fetuses in their basement
prob look really cool if he had them all on display and lit up
In a freezer?
u would prob need at least 5-10 freezers for that but I guess thats not a lot of money for a dr.
Imagine getting your house raided because the cops think you are growing weed but they actually find that your house is just stacked with freezers full of dead babies
egg on your face, yeah
they are just fetuses who tf cares tbqh
it's only a baby if it's pooped out of the vag but even a second before that and it's fair game
In addition to being very beautiful, I am highly intelligent and extremely talented. Anyone with eyes could see that.
Just came to this
Why can't women handle their alcohol?
Because they want to be raped
Found an #epic footmodel from
Taipei on IG.
Wish she’d do meetups for 300 bux
not him, but rate my taste now
any canadian up?
what can you tell me about
Thunder Bay, ON
West Kootenay (Trail, Castlegar, Rossland, Nelson), BC
not bad for being pretty vanilla
F*moids are so dumb
can’t sleep aaagh
keep trying user!! i believe in you!!
so what do you guys spend your hard earned money on?
thinking about getting a facial to keep my skin healthy
(no gay jokes please)
nothing really, maybe food
Yeah i’ll give you a facial
TF is he donating to males for? Only glorious superior females deserve stream money.
Hope you have an account so you can watch her story
glorious superior females
ate too much cheese
The only good f*moids are the ones that are secretly men
the first time I drank a beer with the gf she had 1/3 of a blue moon then turned red like a tomato and passed out
shes allergic to the alc
went for a nice 4 a.m. walk
how are ya
hello, fag. how are you
why are you tired? have you been working through the whole day and night
I'm contemplating about having a beer
It's been sitting in my fridge for two days. Not good
I'm trying one of these breakfast nutrition shakes and it's one of most sickly sweet things I've ever had, it actually makes me nauseous with how sweet it is
I'll stick to making smoothies thanks
yeah, I haven't really slept yet. tried to earlier, but my dog woke me up.
I'm contemplating about having a beer
I say go for it.
I say go for it.
yeah why not, it's not only saturday but also evening
perfect time for one
me squeese you girlfriend tiddy haha
car parts and alcohol
I don't have a girlfriend haha
now me squeese you bf bum
*punches your tummy wummy* :3
me no gay lol
What car do you drive
I'm actually feeling pretty cozy today, listening to music in a comfy sweater before I start uni work.
How are you doing?
hey chubby chaser fag, how are you doing
what are you listening to
also why the fuck are you wearing a sweater
is it already cold in canada
I'm listening to Ahab - The Call of the Wretched Sea, which is one of my favourite albums to listen to when it's gloomy outside. It's like 12° and raining out, and I have the heating off and the windows open, hence the sweater
Colder than in russia
What state is it?
is this coomer ourguy?
Ahab - The Call of the Wretched Sea
Depressing as fuck, I almost committed a suicide, had to turn it off to save myself from imminent doom and death.
Sorry lad, melodeath is not really my thing. I can dig melodic black though
Good morning everyone how is it going today.
Just took an absolute whopper of a dump, feeling lighter than air and oh so fine.
How r u nucky
Pretty good but my phone stopped working so I'll go get a new one later.
i woke up alive so shit
the baked bbq chicken did not turn out excellent as I did not have molasses. therefore the bbq sauce is a bit runny for my liking. I am mildly disappointed.
I met this guy at bar last night. He told me I look like a faggot. Ain't havin any of that shit, you know?
So, what I do? I stare that motherfucker straight in the eye. Straight. In. The. Eyeball.
I say:"I got two words to you, sonny. You better listen real careful, 'cause I ain't saying them twice. Fuck. Off."
He got the message, Haven't seen from him since then.
All that fuss just because I like to wear a Ducktales hoodie.
I thought there is nothing wrong with being a faggot in Finland.
Paralytic Stalks by Of Montreal
I've loved of montreal ever since i heard cherry peel 17 years ago, but this is worlds away from earlier work.
Occasionally noisy, sometimes poppy, with occasional string section, some of it comes off kind of wanky too. A lot of the lyrics are hard to follow and kind of nonsensical.
Not the first OM album i reach for, but it still has some killer moments.
pretty good, enjoying some cider now and gonna eat some nice food in ~1 hour
what’s mom making for supper
no idea. i'm gonna eat potato wedges and pork fillet
Sounds good I'm living on a budget so it will be ramen noodles for me.
Does cum have more than one swede? Whenever i see that flag i still remember that awful pink penis i was traumatised with and want to know who my enemy is.
all me bb ;)
there’s the chad traveling Swede and the prison gay incel Swede
how stupid are the people of Iowa?
coom for me
you should never
you should never
HAHA OHH EMM GEEE
THIS IS SO ME LOL
do girls post here
There are some women and some women(male) here.
Good morning beautiful /cum/quats
You're not supposed to feel like that.
Puppies are so funny. My sister's dog would chase her tail in a frenzy if she was bored.
I wish i was born in the 70-72 and black. I think i would have been a legendary east coast rapper.
yet I still wake up feeling like crap most of the time anyways
it's weird cuz I have a fairly healthy lifestyle otherwise, I eat well and get some decent exercise, only problem atm is that I'm underweight
Going to try and be flirty today and get some sweet tanned pünani
don't want to go visit people today fuck
I have to fix my uncles laptop today
Fix his life instead. Buy him a macbook, or ipad, or something useful. It's 2019
can't wait to see my chinese milf. she's going to get kinky for me
his IQ isn't low enough to use apple products
have you worked literally a single day in your life
nice, record it and post on pornhub for all the /cum/mies
i just did a big cum in my brain
Get @me when your products can do this smoothbrain.
Wonder how many retards will put it in the microwave
I need to cum inside a white girl. Im india n
This life we're living, it ain't good, /cum/.
Let's all become more outgoing.
Nah fuck that, I'm good at being sad
i'm gonna be more ingoing in your mom
indians are eww
brown and stinky
yeah, but what does that have to do with my post
lmao I remember this
quit bitching. you have an easy life
dont know where to go dont know where im going
go to bofa
im not. Your mind is stupid
Its nigger and normalfag humor.
gonna try and get some booty today
chill dude, dunno what you're upset about rn
wtf was that
I remember seeing the panda cub at the DC zoo when I was younger. Pandas are adorably goofy.
Love how she randomly included a vehan in that mix. She knows they're so entitled, narcissistic, and self righteous that THEY NEED mentioning.
What do you do for work?
I suppose is one of those moments when the snow on the roof falls down
The tan qt isn't here today, oh well. Time for 5 hours of silent shitposting. "Community service"
uhh i'm right here?
What did she mean by this?
Clearly she's warning that since she's on the beach, her cooter smells like rotten fish
I quit my job early this year and have been a SAHW since
oh I see it now
wonder how that person is doing, looks like they took a direct hit to the head
she has a stinky pusy and needed to air it out
got a message from a spaniard
She could air it out all over my beard, so her warm fetid odor stays with me, right under my nose all day.
Anyone want to play some borderlands troi rn
I still can't get over how reality gets distorded in movies and tv for dramatic purposes
lmao game looks like shit
A lad with a boyhood as pink as your own will never know the pleasure of going down on a girl and and having your moustache smell like pee and juices.
Maybe someday kiddo.
Can someone explain to me the context of those pictures with the irl coomer and the skank
Gonna take her to a tattoo parlor tomorrow and get her tongue pierced. This blowjob tomorrow night is going to feel amazing.
what's your fixation with my pink dickhead? are americans unironically brown down there? is it because your dicks dry out from the circumcision?
Reminder that eating pussy is literally and unironically gay
One step at a time. I will destroy china.
The saturation of the pic seemed off and it was really shocking. I was unhappy to see it and i want you to leave.
It's like having to face your rapist every day.
sounds to me like you're horny and can't get the image out of your mind. have you fapped to it yet?
maybe I'd fap to it if you dressed that cute little thing up in some panties and framed it in some lingerie
I'm not a fag, I'm a person who was traumatised sexually by a deviant on a worksafe board.
This is my safe place, leave immediately.
i think you have me confused with the mexicans of /cum/
deal with my dick, honey
the new one.