Edisi kontol wibu...
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Christopher Kelly
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Angel Lee
for the love of god i need that pic of a vietnamese post about third worders going YUH YUH YUH YUH
Tyler Howard
I gochu senpai
Angel Wilson
Wakie wakie wagecuckie
Blake Taylor
god bless
Hudson Murphy
The University of the Philippines in Diliman wants to include “Philippine Studies 21: Wika, Panitikan, at Kultura sa Ilalim ng Batas Militar” as a three-unit subject. This has been approved by the university council, a policy-making body composed of regular faculty member. So expect that this will be rolled out pretty soon.
Imee Marcos hopes that UP includes their side in Martial Law subject – which is?
When Imee Marcos reaction was sough by the media. She immediately responded by saying that the UP academe should ensure that they will include their side during the Martial Law which I think might include one of their best and well-known exploits of the time such as
Torture 101 (How to torture people)
Crony for Dummies (Advanced Economic Strategy for Dictators)
Advanced Plunder Tactics (How to get away with plunder)
Political Dynasty Manual (How to keep yourself in power)
Debt Dependent Economic Policy
I think this is exactly what Imee Marcos wants UP to include in the subject, owing the fact that these were the only notable topics that can be inferred as Marcos most powerful contribution in the ultimate oppression of its people. He did well succeeded in stealing billions of taxpayer money from the nation’s coffers and stole it away from banks overseas putting him second most corrupt dictators in modern history.
My point is, there’s no really positive reason to include Marcos side in Martial Law subject since there won’t be any educational benefit learning from the Marcoses crooked and twisted ways of running the country during the Martial Law years. You see, this is by far the greatest political ironies in Philippine politics. Here we have the daughter of a deposed dictator holding one of the highest offices of the land. And yet now we teach students the atrocities of this same clan who plundered our coffers for decades and subjected the Filipino people to unnecessary suffering with Marcos loans yet to be fully paid until 2025.
Adrian Perez
For those not cut out for university education I propose:
1. Conversational English (self explanatory)
2. Advanced Business Studied (how to operate a cash register)
3. Advanced Cooking Studies (how to make coffee).
Smarter people can replace 2. and 3. with:
Advanced Health Sciences - express nursing courses, taking care of the elderly
Advanced Health Sciences 2 - working in a hospital
Parker Clark
What the fuck even we have haze now?
Can't you go even one single day without mentioning Marcos or Duterte? What, do you have some kind of Pavlovian urge to say them every time you post?
Luke Bell
Those already exists in TESDA
There are even courses and workshops on how to operate Spas and even how to effectively make beds.
Logan Ramirez
i pulled an all-nighter today for some paperwork and after i listened to Indonesia Raya, my body is fresh again. Wish me luck today bros
Lucas Young
I hope you break down and fall apart
Robert Roberts
Rude.
Adrian Edwards
weeb kontol
Juan Cooper
Kontol weeb
Wyatt Ramirez
Fuck universal healthcare
Unhealthy people shouldn't be allowed to pass on their genese
Owen Baker
Naik pesawat gan
Asher Russell
>all healthcare problems are genetic
James Rogers
But what if you were the one who got sick and the medical fees were too much for you and your family?
Robert Ramirez
tl;dr a subject for history majors
Samuel Rogers
Not a UP fag but General Education, So it's that like those Rizal or Religious studies where it is mandatory part of every course
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Samuel King
JUMAT KERJA BAKTI ANCOK
Brayden Cruz
That's why people must focus on prevention instead
Jacob Myers
I hate biology
Dylan Carter
No but shitty diet, introducing white sugar and Palm oil for consumption to Austronesian is a mistake. TAX IT FUCK RM PADANG AND WARTEG
Luis Ross
Kerja dibayar aja ogah, ngapain juga gratis
Wokwowkwokwkok
Henry Roberts
I hope we throw Sukhois and focusing on F-16 viper and Kfx/Ifx combo, nothing but inefficient budget drain
William Rogers
Bakti Jancok...Gotong royong..communal duty to clean your neighborhood
Jack Lewis
Kontol
Parker Hall
You like math?
Alexander Bell
YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH
Jeremiah Edwards
It won't affect you. You're not smart enough to study in UP.
Christian Reyes
Infinitely better. All I do in math is just put some numbers into some formula, not trying to learn Greek
Jason Robinson
Greek is used because its what everyone use, and also it could be used to describe some very specific part of your body which everyone understand.
Joseph Ortiz
pengen ngentot gan
Benjamin Watson
Problem is I'm not Greek
Angel Gonzalez
>There are high school students on this general
Connor Anderson
And you are not an englishman, yet you use english right? Language is just that, language
Nathan Wood
High school girls?
Jaxon Edwards
no, smelly looser weebcel high school nerds
Jayden Taylor
The price we pay for political wars
Ian Baker
>looser
Apply yourself.
And girls can also be nerds you bigot
Ian James
t. smelly looser weebcel high school nerd
Nicholas Roberts
Get to work wagies
Jackson Ortiz
>Lion Air data leak
Those fuckers, seriously.
Jaxson Morris
Jay is chillin, Ye is chillin, what more can I say? We killin em
Chase Robinson
>car driving license test
>"""simulation test"""
>it's some fucking dumb puzzle
Ryder Garcia
just buy your license bro
Logan Moore
What happened?
Daniel Long
Elaborate
Levi Price
Can you drift like in Dirt Rally?
Justin Foster
I remember when I asked my friend whose father is a police about buying license and he replying that it's hard because there is a KPK inspector assigned for a while in the police resort.
I wonder if this will be a thing of past...
Joshua Robinson
bullshit. you just gotta know the right people
Dylan Rivera
Not him but he probably meant that it's more of a series of question on "what would you do in this situation" simulating real life very poorly, instead of actual simulation
Ayden Bailey
I could at least attest that in Java it was like that
Chase Myers
So basically just a written test.
Ayden Bailey
Yeh, I think it was part of the theory test at least, then there's the practical part
Isaac Foster
youtube.com
It might look easy here, but it's hard to see both side at the same time when the screen is fuckhuge and the chair is set too close to it and not adjustable
Jonathan Miller
Are you proud of polluting other countries with smog, my wkwkwkland friend?
Jordan Cruz
It was in part their own fault, those responsible is probably on vacation in the Bahamas fleeing Malaysia and Singapore
Ian Howard
Yes
Elijah Rivera
Of course
Jackson Kelly
jokowi bangsat
Parker Perez
That looks retarded.
Eli Martinez
I've heard that in many people in Indonesia love to mix religion with politics and law and some like to insult minority religious groups without being prosecuted while minority groups get jailed for committing tiny mistakes that are deemed offensive for the majority.
Justin Hughes
i've heard that the phillipine is full of pedophile enabler
Grayson Howard
I am on Java island
Jacob Gomez
>being nationalist in [current years]
how's that boot doing in your face?
Jack Howard
Most of them like to mock eachother. Even the minority sometimes do that.
Austin Brown
testttttt
Josiah Cruz
>all these indons talking out of their ass about the new bill without even knowing the most basic of legal concepts
LMAO
Aiden Peterson
>people in Indonesia love to mix religion with politics and law
There are many first world cunt that do this too, you think American-Israel alliance is purely political?
>some like to insult minority religious groups without being prosecuted while minority groups get jailed for committing tiny mistakes that are deemed offensive for the majority.
Where did you heard this?
Bentley Barnes
based michlan put /asean/ on the map huh
Aaron Price
Brayden Cruz
3dpd proven to be inferior once again
Josiah Evans
Absolutely senpai
Ryan James
Here's how lowly the Philippines has become under Duterte:
While some 150,000 Chinese engaged in "online gaming" were systematically expelled by Hun Sen in Cambodia in the last months; the Philippines accepted some 250,000 Chinese engaged in POGO businesses in the same period.
Meaning, Cambodia had better sense when they expelled these undesirable aliens who have been welcomed with open arms here; even when these Chinese workers don't and hasn't paid any income taxes to the Philippine Government.
What's more, China itself has repeatedly requested that the Philippines stop accepting Chinese who engaged in 'illegal online gambling activities' with mainland Chinese from POGO licensed hubs here - but Philippine authorities even upped the ante by approving the conversion of the 35 hectare Island Cove owned by the Remullas of Cavite to a housing and gaming hub for some 30,000 Chinese POGO workers here. Other major POGO hubs like the one in Cavite are sprouting in Cagayan and Visayas.
To date, the PAGCOR under Andrea Domingo has granted 62 licenses (there maybe more) to Chinese POGO firms here - who are by all measures in China are "criminals engaged in illegal online gambling". With these criminals came crime truly Chinese like the "forced kidnapping of another Chinese by Chinese loan sharks" that we haven't seen here except when the Chinese dregs came.
Where and on what logic this wholesale POGO acceptance by Duterte came from or on whose prodding - nobody knows - but they're here just the same. All dregs and criminals of the Chinese Mainland but treated with velvet gloves by the high functionaries of Duterte.
I tell you, we've been bested by lowly Cambodia on this one.
Jacob Watson
Alexander Wilson
>looser
as in getting fucked in the ass makes your asshole looser?
Jason Bell
it has many meanings
Nolan Ortiz
Based Chinese gamers rising up
Charles Evans
Many meaning in your fucking head, you dumbass .Learn proper English
Jonathan Hall
What degree should I go for?
Evan Rodriguez
Assolatukhairumminabbostingabrahahilchan.
Cooper Williams
Reminder :
YOU CHOOSE THIS FUTURE
New Order (Orde Baru) Chapter 2 in 4 DAYS !!!!
Tyler Sullivan
Ahok case is politically charged as heck, he even said it in a political context whether he is right or wrong, I think he was a victim of a wrong person at the wrong time, even though I personally was fond of him.
For Somad case there is really no excuse for him, even the largest Islam organization condemned his act, it's just that he's just a preacher, so unless the big power want him gone he's probably gonna stay.
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Julian Bell
Why 4 days? the KUHP deadline?
Alexander Watson
Guys!!!!
You can be Batman today for free, guys!!!!
6 free games for you, guys!!!!
epicgames.com
Seriously, guys!!!!
Wyatt Ramirez
It's 33 degree now I can't take it anymore.
Raining session fukin when!!!!!!
Tyler Miller
t. looser incel nerd
Jason Nguyen
Nice try, but I'm not getting porn even if it's free.
Joseph Stewart
>NOOOOOOOOOO you cant just burn an entire forest, haze will affect other countries!!
Evan Cook
the sfw version is free too, guys!!!!
epicgames.com
Nathan Sanchez
But I already got it for free from another place
Cameron Bennett
Canadian guy, how to speak in a natural anglophone accent?
Nolan Young
At the risk of triggering seething you know who.
This area is the most affected by the haze.
Lmao Karma stikes once again.
I feel bad for palawan tho
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Tyler Bell
A bright future for us all.
Dominic Price
i see that not even /asean/ is free from the sojak-posting scum
Wyatt Gomez
Angel Sullivan
There are many ways for you to achieve it. You could try watching English-speaking movies and news frequently and repeat what the actors and reporters say in their accent, or play online video games that encourage you to use mic for communicating with other players. If you choose the latter, be sure to use play with English-speaking players. It might take a while for you to be fluent, though.
Dominic Gonzalez
They have nice driving simulation gears, but you only use them for that dumb puzzle
It fucking pisses me off