Why is Spanish/French/Italian accent hot, but Eastern European or German disgusting?

where's dutch?

"Irish" is such a vague term when it comes to accents as to be meaningless, the variation between areas is enormous. But I have a mild Dublin accent (think a softer Connor McGregor?) which I wouldn't think of as anything special but American and British girls love it for some reason

brazilian portuguese, for some reason people think the brazilian portuguese accent is hot, but they don't specify that part of brazil, every region has it own accent and sometimes between regions there are accent variations, like Rio (state) and São paulo (state) or Pernambuco and Bahia, Rio grande do sul and Paraná and so on

no one loves that nasty ass irish accent

You wouldn't think so but I've literally had strangers compliment me on it many times when abroad

>thai
sex tourism

I adore our language but Italians speaking english are cringey as fuck

Nigerian does not sound nice
I worked with a few of them it doesn't flow nice at all

Because they are MED and therefore Civilized languages. Germanic languages are forest grunts and Slav languages are swamp grunts

Portuguese Portuguese is IMPOSSIBLE to understand, I think they just have a legit mouth condition that makes them unable to speak as clearly as the Spanish or the Italian.

no you havent

>no slav accents
>the fact that the english accent is even on this list
truly disgusting

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I want Lisa to bully me
youtube.com/watch?v=qnLj-KV9WaQ&t=25s

what about an American speaking Italian?

>tfw noone likes our accent

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Extreme cringe because your'e unable to pronounce the R

German accent reminds foreigners of the dumb Nazi villains they saw in films, shouting "HEIL HITLER" and "BLITZKRIEG" all day

>no surabu acuccentso
>zo factu dat zi ingurish accusentu is even on dis listo

true, people just assimilate german with nazi officers barking orders

which is fair considering you keep trying to destroy europe

Czech...

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>nazi
>villains

Should have thought twice before sperging out

Is this for male or female?

>Kurva, ty zpíčenej kriple, drž tu svojí zasranou držku, než ti ji rozmlátím na prdel, ty zmrde.
I would not won't to hear this from a male.

French and Spaniards speak like effeminate fags.

now what about an American speaking French?

>shouting "HEIL HITLER" and "BLITZKRIEG" all day
LMAO, very based.

ah shitto i fakked appu.

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That flag

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>sexiest accents
Is it the when ur reaction to coooom in ur pants while someone speaking the language? But the truth is that i do it everytime i speak with a girl so an accent doesn't matter.

did someone split your spaghetti, Faggotino?

you italian N****** are nothing

Same. If you learn to do the "r" though it's ok.

>brazilian portuguese
no... it's a very primitive form of communication, it doesn't sounds sexy at all

Spanish women sound cute, Spanish men sound pathetic. Italian accents are pleasant to hear. French can be unbearable at times.

Irish women are fucking sexy as hell, though.

>Redneck American
>not sexy
youtube.com/watch?v=CIa42MDgj08

that's a terrible Southern accent, but that was so hot I had to coom.

youtube.com/watch?v=1xcyTYNj5Tg

is this real accent?

sounds so cool and sexy!

>cringey as fuck

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>Thai

I have played enough csgo to know this is bullshit even my chinese and koreans agree with me on this.

IDK my high school Spanish teacher kind of turned me on.

it's very obvious that mimicking the southern accent, it's not bad, but just not genuine.

>tfw no USA southern gf

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you're cute when you're butthurt

I love that weird fake American accent that trashy continentals speak English in.

you're not cute pavel

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no v in polish, try again ahmed

>no v in polish

like I give a shit lmao

examples?

>French
>sexiest accent
Every fucking time

>tfw my favourite American accent is Brooklyn

Scandis almost always speak in “American” English. It’s very weird

Nigerian? NIGERIAN???

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czech is hot as fuck on a woman
i knew this half-german czech girl and i couldn't speak to her without a constant hardon

>Nigerian
>Thai
WTF?

I know, but he said, that there were no slavic languages on the list. So I corrected him.

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>>Thai

It's not.

Trinidadian?????

Man I hate it, it's because of fucking Netflix series. I try to imitate RP as much as I can, but it's like Americanisms have been deeply ingrained in me

don’t have any video examples but scandis and east european girls with fluent english speak in this accent that sounds american but sexier

sounds fit on women gay and retarded on men idk maybe it sounds fit on women because it’s retarded? i need to coom

Spanish/USA southern reporting in

I guess its sexy in the way it makes me want to coom inside, impregnate and then go back home and never see her again

hmmmmmmm...

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I like german

This

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>censoring nigger

Hello mamadou

Do Westerners actually think that the Slavic accent sounds appealing?

Hello Mohammed you filthy sandN******

you have to go back

Where is south african and japanese?

dans la chatte à ta mère? kek tu peux pas test newfag

I don't think so, my fetish is cute germans girls speaking strong German

>babush papush babush
>plinke speszje, pupinski

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cope harder

That's disgusting
Do you speak like jacksepticeye

Yep, I'm thinking I have a new fetish now.

>sandnigger speech

Yikes

Pewdiepie

I like aussie accent. Is your any different?

I like Austrian accent.

Yes, idk how different though because mine sounds normal to me.

>Spain
How is speaking like a teenage girl with her first braces sexy?

I know exactly what you are talking about. Scandis do it always.
I used to sound like that until I started sounding like an eastern european to the point where I get bullied in videogames because people believe im putting on a fake russian accent on purpose.

even worse sometimes
youtube.com/watch?v=xPMbebifo1k

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>spanish from spain
>sexy
Then explain why everyone here make fun or want to puke when they hear that shit.

Iberia > Uruguay/Argentina > Colombiazuela > Canarias > M*xico > Mongrel half english shits.

>I think they just have a legit mouth condition that makes them unable to speak as clearly as the Spanish or the Italian.
the same applies to French

If you wanna hear clear portuguese (Portuguese words in spanish) look up Galician.