/brit/

did the man do the run with the stick

Bet you've never been to a rave
>Cricket
Sport for wankers

push that weight like hercules
grab grab mans head then sever that off

listening to this:

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anyone see that video of the lady kicking the litter straight back into the guys car after he chucks it out the window?

I heard loads of working class people follow cricket in england

going to the pub

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I've not, but I woke up with that song in my head out of nowhere and it was so surreal.

If you had to choose a prospective mate from another country...lets be real, it would be a native English speaking country whose culture you could identify with. Name your top 5
1. Canada
2. UK
3. Ireland
4. Australia
5. New Zealand

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anyone see that video of the man putting his willy straight in the woman's vagina

dont think ive ever heard a female new zealander

don't give a SHIT about the rugby world cup

care more about the national league

you're the only mong who thinks that wasn't faked

It's fucking shit, how old are you

youtube.com/watch?v=06Dx4KZgktA

the good old days lads

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>he has a designated diversity officer at his uni
oh no no no

any spreaders in

ive been to rugby matches, cricket matches and football matches and cricket fans are the best lads by far.

you fenian cunts

we kinda lump australia and new zealand into one for most things

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couldn't possibly be fake since nobody lies on the internet

dont like this
going back to this
youtu.be/WSFeje8-4Vc

there were some at mine, and they made Sadiq Kahn the face of black history month too in some bizarre desperate attempt at ticking ALL the boxes all the time and they were humiliated in national news which was satisfying.

one of them wanted me to invite him over for a joint with me and the lads but i already knew he was a liability and kind of quietly ignored him but then i woke up the next day to emails from the student union about him trying to get me kicked out of the uni.

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the gf

Word on the street is that they are at the bottom of the barrel

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about to crack open the third eye

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any nudist beach goers in

nz
aus
ie
uk
us

>new zealand
>western world

wut

put some clothes on hen

in theory would like an english or scottish gf but upon further research they are actually more grim than american girls
only upside is more seem to have senses of humor

>Cricket fans are such """"lads""""
>Lads lads lads, we are the Lads! Oi oi oi I'm one of the Lads!!!!

Fuck off you SUBhuman APE!

about to crack open the turd, aye

shut the fuck up BOOMER

alri so dover will win it all this year right

'

hamish rangi sounds like the most kiwi name ever
maybe if his middle name was david

Looool, the fuck did you just say to my girlfriend? *punches you in the face before you get a chance to speak*

youtube.com/watch?v=pprSCTPJ4Og

STIP BY STIP TUPS AND TRUCKS TO BINIFIT YOUR TIXT

you have no friends lol

white christian world lad don't play dumb

quack

HFP

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>new zealand
>white

sounds cute

anyone have a link to that video of sam hyde mocking those white mumble rappers?

No mate, you either haven't reached 20 years old yet or you're thick as plywood. Simple as

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youtube.com/watch?v=1JFXHs_Efe8

based

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yea

post it if you find it, havent seen that

youtube.com/watch?v=T0DBquXjm1g
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no they are all black lel

Would love to watch from afar as an Eddie Stobart wagon flattens her at top speed

NOTTS county will win la x

canzuk WHEN

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say what you will but he is the GOAT of playing the room reaction

>OIOIOI! I'm such a fucking LAD! AWOOOOOOOO AWOOOOOOOOO LADS forever!

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loser

the yanks are furious at us lads

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need to shag my autistfu

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my life is just one long elaborate hatpost

look at that pose and tell me (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((they)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) aren't kike shills planted to sway young men towards brexit

totally understood, it may be the most wildly unnecessary country in the world

cunt is really socially unacceptable here
which is a shame as I like to say it

imagine getting upset at the word “lad”. eye opening the types of people who post here lmao.

>like ugh that word is actually awful please stop

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t. has had dreams to be a topLAD since he started growing pubes

ugh

>thick as plywood
so not thick at all?

this guy...

yanks think cunt is a racist word for women

Why aren't you at the pub with Smithy and Deanster, topLAD?

don't like that word - seems very forced and very edgy when people say it
unless they are irish or australian/cockney

Daily reminder that Tony Blair was a Zionist shill planted to destroy the UK through mass immigration.

Beer. Between 4% - 5%.

Noticed that late PM /brit/ is WAY less snarky than morning/midday /brit/

THE LADS

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been watching this for 4 minutes and it's doing my head in what is he on about

your absolute seethe over the simple use of the word “lad” is a strong indicator of your permavirginity, lad.

Girls get upset at the word cunt for a reason it's sooooo weird I say it casually all the time like "ahh what a cunt" or "you're such a cunt martin mate" etc etc you get the idea

gets good in the last third

Say cunt, fuck and shite all the time.

I have an opposite take, you use it so much it lost its luster, here it still packs a punch