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Joe Hill's Last Will edition
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>still can't wait until the bump limit

Weekend 3 guys and it's not a good situation

have you ever reported a mexican edition?

not that I can recall. it's always americans.

put too much soy sauce on my quinoa

put too much soymilk on my nintendo switch

i don't like quinoa desu

Have bought enough Alcohol to die tonight

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RIP other thread

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don't do it

bet they give gud suqqqq

I can understand that, it's kind of a weird texture, and it's sort a bitch to make. I found some interesting recipes online earlier, which I want to try out in the future. One was called Mexican quinoa, which was like a salad with beans, cumin, coriander, tomatoes, and peppers. I'm just eating it plain right now though, because i'm not feeling to great in the stomach department.

My dad got almost got sent to prison because he assaulted our Chinese neighbors. If it wasn’t for the fact I paid them 2 thousand dollars each so they’d drop charges he would be in jail.
End my life

for the guy asking in the deleted thread
i've posted before, but the place i work now has
co ed bathrooms and it's led to nothing but trouble

what's the best (vegetarian) quinoa recipe you know of?

are those two still alive?

remember

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Does anyone ever wait for a woman to finish and then smell and lick the seat? That would be gross ahahah

no

i never died... said he


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they are

fucking janny wtf

he had even bigger arms
my word

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Why did this song make me sad when I know the fucker who made this is a god damn soulless and brain dead commie?

the one I mentioned could work, it's got a lot of beans, and quinoa has a surprising amount of fat. sometimes I put quinoa in green salads too. Panera used to have this bomb vegetarian salad with this really good dressing and quinoa, but they must have changed the recipe cause it's not very good anymore. you guys got paneras down there? it's a good place for salad ideas.

>you guys got paneras down there?
i don't think so

ah bummer. it's like a chain soup/sammich/salad place. they're a bakery too and all kinds of sweets and bread.

we got a Panera bread here recently but I haven't been

probably

>he takes political discussions on Jow Forums seriously
>he posts about his actual political views
hahaha these dudes are crazy

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definitely recommend. it's far superior to burger places and you don't feel like dying after consuming it.

sounds comfy :(
i like soups

reckon this pot pie could have used more time in the oven, too late now lol

where you going?

>sitting out back
>approx 90% obscured or blocked from the sky
>new, unmarked, black helicopter with big camera mounted under fuselage enters vicinity (unprecedented)
>flys low and slow perpendicular to my line of sight in the skinny sliver of sky and the tiny, tiny portion from which my face could be directly seen
>changes course entirely after slowly passing through sliver from my 10 to 2 and accelerates to normal speed out of area
>is probably reading this post
I know you know I know, Mr. Helicopter Pilot.
Come outta your hole.

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yeah, it's pretty comfy. I used to go there in between classes a few times during the week. i'm sure you've got plenty of places too.
what's your favorite soup? mines a leek potato and parmesan, it's fuggin great, and it's super healthy.

should have though twice before posting the N-word in all caps

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I'm drinking vodka with juice. I feel like some kind of Boomer.

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I took all those pictures you're postin

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Kind of in the mood to drink some vodka straight

justin trudeau is bullying me

told manager I didnt feel like going in today and just overslept... again! I'm really gonna make it!

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I'd but I don't have too much. Need to save some to after.

My family found my dead grandfather’s porn stash in the back of the attic and it uh. Wasn’t exactly the “good” kind of porn if you get what I mean.

thoughts on lilly singh?

gay or cunny?

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Gay

gramps was into cheese pizza huh

RIP gramps

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what kind of gay porn existed in your granddad's time

pretty

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Our family is Baptist too, so my fucking dad wants to denounce his father for being an “ungodly faggot burning in hell”
Most of it is naked guys. Mostly people in sailor outfit (he served in the US Navy during the Korean War)

the gay kind

I think this vodka not gonna last too much. Gonna see if I still having that cans of beer in the fridge.

dont drink too much illegal

>so my fucking dad wants to denounce his father for being an “ungodly faggot burning in hell”
how does that work? is he gonna speak at church or something?
>Most of it is naked guys. Mostly people in sailor outfit (he served in the US Navy during the Korean War)
post some pics for curiosity purposes (unironically)

@ale(xandra)
chaturbate
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want to eat a cheez-it

also gonna block this seal

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I would get banned. Literally every single picture shows dick. Also I’m too poor for a proxy cache ISP and my city is rangebanned from posting images

I'm at my room alone as always, what's the worse that could happen for being drunk here?

hmm. i wonder how did he get that stuff in his time

Well most of the stuff is labeled as for female consumption. Also lot of it is labeled from the around 60s and 70s

henlo?? /cum/ dead??

didn't think there would be porn aimed at females in the 60s or 70s tbqh
>as for female consumption.
how did he come by them then? underground gay porn trade?

also what are the standards for the guys in these pics? are they all hairy and with mustaches? or shaved? do they have erect pp's or soft?

your dad's gotta be having a major crisis

I WANT TENDIES

i will be in a minute, but i shall revive

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the fuck is this

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just another couple months buds

Mostly hairy guys with cheesy ass mustaches. Also hard pps. All erect.
How come?

cant wait for the shitstorm when hes reelected

She looks like she fucks niggers
or dogs

Only circumcised dicks

just ate a very tasty pear

yeah? did you cut it into slices to get around the core?

hmm. interesting. i guess them being hairy and with mustaches is not that surprising but i didn't expect erect pp's. are the pp's giant like those in porn today? is everything in black and white?

or her "son"

I peel about 2/3 then slice off bite size pieces

yuck

They deemed pretty average sized (aka, my size). Also healthy mix of black and white (illustrated) and color (actual photos)

Gonna go for a bike ride tomorrow praying i get creamed by a truck

reckon i just burned most of my dmt i tried to inhale rip

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also you need to post pics to prove this clam. /cum/ is a HUGE stickler for proof

In the woods delirious

>They deemed pretty average sized (aka, my size).
that's pretty interesting, i take it that means like 5in or so. i wonder why pp's in porn are so much bigger today
>and color (actual photos)
like photos people sold of random naked guys instead of models in magazines?

also, are all the guys white? or are there any non-whites too?

hello? 1 post per minute??

It’s a mix of model and random photos.
There’s the occasional black guy but it’s mostly dominated by white guys who look like they’re from the YMCA music video.

In the woods delirious and I just saw a frog

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good

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