>I'm American and my opinion is *bbbrrrrrraaaaaaap* my opinion is *bbbrrrrrraaaaap* this foreskin too spicy *snip* *snip* these schoolkids too healthy *bang* *bang* This burger really tasty *claps* *leaves tip*
I'm American and my opinion is *bbbrrrrrraaaaaaap* my opinion is *bbbrrrrrraaaaap* this foreskin too spicy *snip*...
Caleb Smith
Joshua Cruz
Americans be like:
>Hi I'm John Walker.
Oh rly? Then why r u so fat
Hudson Parker
am'can ppl b like
>*gets shot*
Noah Jenkins
>Germans can't into humo-
Ayden Collins
Nicholas Rodriguez
HOLY SHIT
Evan Watson
Carter Ward
Ian Morris
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Lucas Turner
Ian Butler
Colton Sullivan
An american walks into a pub and says ''I'll have a bud light.'' The bartender replies ''You're an American, right?'' The guy says ''How did you know, was it the beer or my accent?'' To which the bartender replies ''Neither, you're the fattest fuck i've ever seen in my life.''
Robert Hughes
True, true, it do be like that
Grayson Perez
Hunter Clark
Joshua Ramirez
a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
There is a french, an italian, an american and a mexican in a cliff
The french grabbed a baguette and threw it off the cliff and said: "i don't need it, we have too much of those in my country"
The italian grabbed a pizza and threw it off the cliff and said: "i don't need it, we have too much of those in my country"
the american grabbed the mexican and threw it off the cliff and said: "I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson"
There's a woman dying to sleep with an american. She goes to a bar, has a few drinks, finds an american, brings him home, takes off her clothes, spreads her legs and says "Alright pal, do what you do best!" So he sharts himself and gets shot.
Colton Roberts
Jason Kelly
FUCK AMERIGOBLOS
KILL ALL AMERIGOBLOS
FREE AZTLAN
Grayson Morgan
Americans
Landon White
>So he sharts himself
read that as she sharts himself
Luke Foster
Reminder that anything east of the Danube is not European, just a bunch of mongrelized Steppe monkeys and slavs who've been culturally subjugated by European powers. Make no mistake, these "people" are NOT European even as they currently live in Eastern Europe and Balkan territoriy, they are INVADERS who are only out for themselves. It is absolutely no surprise that these "people" almost led the world to nuclear destruction by way of their unholy marxist government in an attempt to stop western European hegemony.
Do NOT talk to a sl*v
Do NOT acknowledge a sl*v
Do NOT think of a sl*v as a person
Ignore a sl*v and report him to the nearest authorities in your countries if you must. Sl*vs will always be a threat to western civilization.
Carson Allen
Liam Morgan
>ameriglobos
FTFY
Charles Phillips
>bulgaria
>east of the danube
ΜΑΛΑΚΑ ΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ
Bentley Hall
Pure Anglo-Saxon American
Austin Young
Reminder that anything west of the Atlantic is not European, just a bunch of mongrelized Steppe monkeys and mutts who've been culturally subjugated by European powers. Make no mistake, these "people" are NOT European even as they currently live in Europeanized territoriy, they are BRAINLETS who are only out for themselves. It is absolutely no surprise that these "people" almost led the world to nuclear destruction by way of their unholy jewish government in an attempt to stop western European hegemony.
Do NOT talk to a m*tt
Do NOT acknowledge a m*tt
Do NOT think of a m*tt as a person
Ignore a m*tt and report him to the nearest authorities in your countries if you must. M*tts will always be a threat to western civilization.
Lucas Lewis
Hudson James
>AMERICAN EDUCATION
OG NONONONONONO
Brayden Howard
based
Nathan Nelson
russians
Austin Hall
Bentley Stewart
>less than 50% white
Angel James
>I promise it's the evil blacks!!
Bentley Edwards
>not finishing your comment
did you get shot??
Aaron Bennett
I'm getting reddit vibes. Humor is a bit to lolrandum and repeated.
I know I'm not suppose to be apart of joke since they're at my flags expense but the copypasta op and replies are bordering on reddit-tier. Beating a dead horse and all that. Jow Forums's been kinda stagnant.
I like to point these things out in hopes that out of spite you all will continue these dead memes until this board dies.
Nathan Evans
C O P E
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P
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Isaiah Kelly
Yeah, based people.
Carter Cruz
>I'm getting reddit vibes.
Reddit spacing.
Ethan Parker
>mmmhmhm copypasta mhmhmmh reddit
Zachary Perez
Carter King
they hate gay people AND cute boi's. They also do not fart, which isn't bad but who doesn't fart? Aliens, all Russians are aliens who cannot fart.
Brody Murphy
Haha this is accurate
Joseph Price
Leo Parker
An American walks into a bar with a pig on his arms. He says to the bartender "I don't have money but will you accept an exchange?".
The bartender replies "get your filthy fatfuck of a pet out of here".
The American says "come on man it's just a little animal".
The bartender replies "I was talking to the pig".
Nathaniel Rivera
kek'd and sharted thank you for your service
Caleb Jenkins
ameican be l- BAMMMM BAMMM ON THE GROUND. DONT MOVE A BIT. PUT YOUR HAND BEHIND AND SLITHER YOUR WAY TO ME
Levi Flores
Gabriel Garcia
An American walk- *BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Jeremiah Cruz
>American
>walk
Isaac Foster
Watch it, Wilhelm
Michael Moore
A Bulgarian spins a dog, sadly that's as far as their space program will get.
Tyler Nelson
americans KILLED by bullets and humour
Josiah Perez
HE BOILING
Jason Gonzalez
An American spins a dog,
a. Sadly he eats the dog
b. The dog bites him because he forgot to tip
c. He gets shot before he can circumcise the dog
d. He sharts
e. All of the above
Jaxon Thompson
test
Gabriel Gonzalez
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
Jacob Sanders
Thomas Roberts
that last one tho
Hunter Bailey
Andrew Hill
We don't eat dogs, we're capitalists not socialist.
Jace Murphy
Holy shit
Matthew Roberts
schizo bump
Tyler Torres
...
Brody Lopez
lmao
Thomas Walker
It should go:
>I'm American and my opinion is *bbrrraaaap* my opinion is blablabla *sharts in pants* ...
Jack Diaz
>be american
>get shot
>get raped
>get forced to work 12 hours a day
>get cucked
>get shitted over
>get sued
>get arrested for no reason
>get scammed
>get fired and replaced by machines
>get beated by the police
>get anus inspected by the FBI
>get personal data sold by facebook
>get brainwashed by media
>get surveilled
>get snackbar'd
>get nigger'd
>get jewed
>get governed by a nigger
>get AIDS
>get diabetes
>get overweight
>get ebola
>get abducted by aliens
>get mauled to death by bears
>get balls ripped off by toilet alligator
>get frozen to death
>get killed by earthquake
>get struck by lightning
>get invaded by mexicans
Owen Kelly
This post singlehandedly made me single handed
Tyler Robinson
tftp tho