/brit/

>David
lmao what a freak

wouldn't mind
reckon i'd be constantly jealous cause she'd be around male models all the time
not a bad looking lad myself but just reckon it'd take its toll

niggas be like
>hello my name is David, it's a pleasure to meet you
lmao

wtf I need a Dutch gf now

leftypol playing fast and loose with his student overdraft

God imagine if that was a British school about 10 years ago

Kids would be getting rucksacks lashed at their heads

>Judge: 'Well the prosecution makes some very serious claims about the defendant and his alleged horrific actions, and many may believe him to be guilty thereof, but unfortunately without any hard evidence of culpability I have no choice but to find him completely inno-'
>courtroom door bursts open making way for a loud excited man running in holding up a large bunch of A4 sheets
>previously smug confident-looking defendant (you) and defense lawyer suddenly freeze in terror, while the prosecution grasp each other in optimistic anticipation
>Judge: 'What is the meaning of this unlawful intrusion in this court of la-?'
>Prosecutor: 'Y-your honour *gasps for breathe* this is the defendant's full /brit/ post history, including ALL the incriminating evidence to prove he is 100% guilty of all the charges laid against him! If you will allow me, I will present it to the jury'
>whole courtroom gasps
>defendant slowly lowers head into palms while defense lawyer desperately attempts to reassure him
>Judge: '.... I will allow it'

How fucked are you lads?

I'm imagining a classroom full of little hapas wearing chequered flannelette shirts

What is a sure sign of a runt? The way they walk? They way they laught? Their consumption of energy drink, alcohol, tobacco and other drugs? Hobbies? The fabrics they wear? The food they eat? Etc.

after reading thousands of the exact same post about 'rorke' i could easily plead insanity

They played this in the bloody courtroom kek

youtube.com/watch?v=yz7Cn3pHibo

all of that

my /brit/ history involves me roleplaying as a lot of different personalities and political persuasions so it would mean very little
there would be no way of telling which of my posts were genuine

youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo

>we'll never get another 6ix9ine album

it fucking hurts lads

This
Its mainly just banter, flexing the creative muslces with de lads and trolling.

My /brit/ history mostly revolves around proselytizing for the beating of women

know any Australians called Dave?

I'm all in favor of political violence but that's not hypocritical. They want to play by democratic rules, while their opponents don't, thus their dissatisfaction.

I just ate muesli a couple of hours ago and now my face is all puffy and swollen
yo wtf

is it the sugar????

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tune

What? No! Don't be ridiculous!

Would be a complete banger if they took out all the lauging

Yup, this. I am always seeking to be contrarian for an argument. When one of Rorke or Leftypol is going off on one I stir the pot for a reaction
Right wum me

Lol enjoy anaphylaxis brother

Saw a woman pick up a pigeon and go the pub with it yesterday.

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Would you rather drink 6 beers or go up a hill?

the hill please

business idea: rename the English Channel the British Sea

rich white-owned media painting 6ix9ine co-operating with police as a negative thing in order to keep black and latino neighbourhoods crime ridden

it's too early for this...

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Ok chad

great funberg

parasites went into overdrive here

just started uni this week lads, had inductions all week, 9 o clock starts, getting home at 3 etc, toil has NOTHING on unitoil, it's literal hell

get the lube out my son

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Sorry this meme is dead

actual child i hope you appreciate how fucking easy uni is

me? I'm a large minority

Vile creature

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THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED
TURNED OUT TO BE A FUCKING SLUT

gonna shit and shower lads
wish me luck

Lads I don't understand the End of Evangalion .

having the age old "autists act like wankers because they're autistic" vs "autists act like wankers because they're wankers" debate

>Sorry this meme is dead

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Why did Frank have so much land?

notice how everybody forgot about epstein

Don't let Epstein distract you from Drumpfs incoming impeachment

he killed himself lad what more is there to discuss

>Hey user, you do drive a tesla charged by wind power, right?

your reaction?

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Don't get me started on 2001 A Space Odyssey

yes, now the healing can commence

Please stop posting underage downs syndrome girls on 4channel, it's very creepy

I support British independence from England.

who?

notice how everyone forgets about everything 2 weeks after it happens? yeah, been happening the past 20,000 years cause people are unironically sheep.

you're the only one saying that

I cycle greta

My work car is literally this

I drive a 30 year old Nissan Bluebird. I don't give a fuck about emissions.

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controversial opinion: an independent Scotland and London, connected by a bullet train straight through the middle of england protected on all sides by a heavily guarded wall to keep english peasants otu

watched a clockwork orange the other day. watched one scene again after to wank to it

The things I can do to her..

why would scotland want anything to do with london?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Maserfield

currently DLing the MW beta

after years of pushing against the boundaries of polite society, i have finally stepped over that line by using kitchen roll as toilet paper

lefties know deep down the only way to actually make climate change happen is through violent protest and eco-terrorism.

>Labour planning to oust deputy leader Tom Watson
>Labour Deputy tom Watson calls move to oust him "unethical"
>Move to abolish Labour deputy leader ditched

All three of these have been the headline for the top story on BBC News this morning.

Can't believe people vote for this idiots

print out this and hand it to her

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>In a spectacular irony, English irredentists begin committing terrorist attacks in the towns surrounding the borders

imagine who made this image

Bit mental how you could diagnose almost anyone with a mental illness in this day and age.

youtube.com/watch?v=5N7H57k6cm0

le 25 year old alt right incel

Chad and co

introverts are mentally ill

Or you know coordinating significant emissions reductions in industry and energy production

Don't know why people say pizza is italian. Not like putting tomato sauce and scraps of cheese and veg onto a piece of bread is some secret magical recipe. Brits were doing that for centuries

leftypol hyperventilating because their wannabe girlfriend is getting bullied in /brit/

through my previous incarnations I have been involved in every great english battle. yes, the battle of lincoln, the battles of newbury, I was at them all

China won't listen. India won't listen. Singapore won't listen.

Peaceful prevention of the climit emergency is impossible

I diagnose you with gay

Tell that to China and India

good luck with that sweetie.

sitcoms always do that thing where 1 character mentions a word and other characters look perplexed than the first character explains the roundabout way in which the word relates to the situation and that becomes the plot point

shagging an arse

Egg man is the next logical step after tekashi69

youtube.com/watch?v=Vgq33lP0a0s

the great tomato recipes of britain