Why can't unitedstatians dress properly?

Why can't unitedstatians dress properly?

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that is properly

gosling is canadian

that wouldn't be so bad if he had it tucked in like gosling

It still would, that polo is oversized. For some reason unitedst*tians think that fit clothes are for gays.

>autism shoes
That's still pretty bad.

The CHAD Leaf and the VIRGIN burger

>autism jeans
>autism shoes

They are mentally undeveloped and surrounded by immature incels.

ahem

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literal reddit menswear on the right
cutting edge zoomer fit on the left

what did you find out in the last 80 threads about this?

Maybe because he doesnt have a body he is eager to show off in tailored clothes like the other guy

Left: comfy americhad, doesn't care what others think
Right: cringe euro homo wearing faggy tight pants

>Americans don't know how to dre-

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maybe because they were recording a movie were steve carell's character is notoriously bad at dressing himself?

Obviously he's still looking for the right answer.

damn he looks cool
i wish i had the talent and dedication to become rich, so i could at least feel the luxuries that i otherwise would never feel

based

Nicholas Based

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nic cage is a national treasure

how does he do it?

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>not posting niccy's best fit

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that's for a film, doesn't really count
god I wish I looked at least halfway that cool though

Because he's legitimately a little crazy, if he didn't have a job were he could live out his impulses on the screen I'm pretty sure he'd be in jail for something.

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What a fucking pimp

Did someone say Nicholas Pimp?

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I unironically don't see what the problem is

>Because he's legitimately a little crazy
>his impulses
that's bullshit, his acting is very carefully thought out. he goes way over the line because of some victorian era stage play philosophy or some shit, he talks about this in his interviews

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>the fucking farmer's hat with the dante coat and leather pants
jesus christ, nic

>americans cant dre-

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>Nic Cage
What a try hard

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Yuros dont have culture

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me on the right

>dante coat
That's a 60s vintage leather trench coat, /v/tard

the 90s fashion stuck around for boomers

it looks red in that picture, maybe that's just the lighting though.

>some victorian era stage play philosophy or some shit, he talks about this in his interviews
Hasn't he said he's trying to evoke the german expressionist era? I know he's a very calculated actor, but that doesn't mean he can't use his job as an outlet for other stuff.

Pffft Nick doesn't give a fuck and triumphantly marches into fashion's no man's land and looks good.
Woody is dressing as a joke at a red carpet event. Woody is the tryhard.

it's burgundy (red+brown)
yes I'm probably getting the specifics wrong. silent film style acting fits the bill, that's most likely it
>use his job as an outlet for other stuff.
well he has worked on a lot of movies so it might be an outlet