Why yes, I do pee on the sides of the bowl to make less noise. But how did you know?

Why yes, I do pee on the sides of the bowl to make less noise. But how did you know?

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>Why yes, I do shit in the urinal, how could you tell?

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>Why yes, I do pee in the water to make bigger noise. What gave it away?

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Yeah I drop my pants down to my ankles at the urinal... what's wrong buddy? Never seen a butt before?

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>Why yes, my pee does come out in erratic streams and mostly end up on the floor, why do you ask?

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literally me

Leafs are animals

>Why yes I do pee in the middle of the bowl to make as much noise as I can cause im not a beta male, how could you tell?

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Why yes, I do stay hydrated so my pee is clear and i can pee without flushing and no one will know. How could you tell?

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I pee on the floor to make no noise at all

>LEAFS AND TREES UNITE!

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>Why yes, I do insert the tip of my peepee directly into the toilet water to eliminate all noise, how could you tell?

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>Hold on, let me just put some toilet paper on top of the water so my poo doesn't make any splashback

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>leafs are animals

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come guys i need to pee, wanna hold my cock?

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>I let pee dribble in my underwear after I'm done urinating and after a while develop a powerful musk, got a problem with that?

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>Why yes, I do piss my pants, how could you tell?

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>tfw 9inches
>my only real pleasure in life is dabbing on other people at the urinal whenever I whip it out
>spend extra long time whenever I go
>drink so much water I’m sick to my stomach just to go more often
I’m pathetic

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People who piss straight in the middle of the water are cunts, shit is so aggravating to hear

>Why yes, I do directly pee into the water as hard and as loud as I can for everyone to hear, how could you tell?

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