How can I make friends and lose my virginity? 27 year old who will never work again thanks to the alts I'm holding now...

How can I make friends and lose my virginity? 27 year old who will never work again thanks to the alts I'm holding now. If you can honestly tell me how I can meet women and find male friends who I can go snowboarding and golfing with I will tell you guys which alts will give you your retirement in 1 year from now. Please I'm really desperate guys. And don't say tinder.

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sure no problem what do you want?

Join a snowboarding or golf club and have conversations with the people there?

>And don't say tinder.
Why not? It cuts out most of the prior games and bullshit.

I want to know what locations I can go to to meet women. I also would like to find friends. I just don't know the locations. I'm in a very big city on the west coast of Canada.

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I'm currently a coinerneet and looking for frens to go snowboarding with
are you on eastcoast?

>no tinder
Use another dating app.
Dude if youre rich, snowboard, and go golfing, your profile pics will be a slam dunk.
You'll attract gold diggers to be sure, but a Tinder hookup is cheaper than an escort.
A good portion of Tinder bitches just want someone to pay for their "adventures."
Fuckin ay, you could even pay someone to take pro photos for you with your altcorn wealth.

Just go to bars and talk to girls who are alone.
A girl alone at the bar is always lonely and looking for a human connection.

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>And don't say tinder.
get a part time job near a university. somewhere with a lot of young wagecucks.

No I'm from the west coast. I don't want to become friends with anyone who is a liberal, Normie, or any other race than white.

NYC is full of women while San Francisco is full of men IIRC.

Oh thank you this is actually a great idea. The first coin that will help you make it is tezos thank you for the suggestion.

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I don't drink because I'm not an NPC. Sorry this won't work.

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I'm a neet, nationalist, anarcho primitivism, 100% celt/anglo
but west coast is for fags so stay over there

>anarcho primitivist
Id call you fucking retard ape
but even shit eating monkeys use tools

Well I was going to say the rest of the coins but I still haven't found out how to lose my virginity without using tinder and without paying for a prostitute. It's getting late here. Farewell

here are the following places where to meet women:
>hairdresser
>shopping mall
>grocery store
>bar
>club
>restaurant
>hotel
>park
>sport center / gym
>elementry and high school
>university
>café
>fingernail maker
>shoe shop
>cake shop

np. if you make friends and they ask you to go out for drinks just go. you don't have to get drunk or even stay late. just make an effort.
you make friends, they get girlfriends, you become friends with the girlfriend, you fuck the girls friends.

siri/alexa tell me about how smart I am :)
anarchoprimitism is dumb rite ;)))

finding friends is easy. sign up for a sports club.
i.e. soccer sunday league.

you will meet 2 times per week for training and usually you make friends with people really fast and get invited to activites outside of soccer. i get invited to their birthdays often and even met nice girls through this.

A little Whisky aint done no one no harm

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but tinder requires you to have facebook and 50 friends? who has those?

Yes okay but what do I say when I walk up to a woman. I've done it in the past.
>hello there
>HI how are you user
>oh I'm okay
>its a nice day isn't it?
>oh yes it is user
>okay well I like your shoes they look nice
>is there something I can help you with user?
>I just like the way you look and was wondering if I could get to know you better
>please get away from me before I call the police.

Yes this did happen and ever since then I can't fucking talk to women REEEEEEEE

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Ah I see, the woman was actually afraid of you because you were most likely not chad and talked to her in an insecure way. Women smell it like dogs smell shit and piss from far away.
Before you are allowed to talk to women you must become chad first.

K im done trying. There's no hope. Goodbye guys. You'll be hearing about the man who jumped off the roof of the trump tower in Vancouver bc in the coming week. I thought there was hope but there isn't. Even being a fucking makeit in crypto isn't enough fuck it im done

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you tried becoming chad? why did you fail?

ex PUA here. just end it all

above 23 its too late

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You're being too serious. When niggers do that they always say shit like "why you always so serious, you need to smile more" or "when are you going to cook some food for me" or why you always carrying so much stuff" and other bullshit along those lines.

Do it you fucking pussy!

Play the long game. Go to the gym. Start volunteering somewhere where young women volunteer.

>o th
he wont do it. I am the pua guy . women his age have a decade and a half of dating experience and fucking 3 times a week (minimum). this idiot will cum within 10 seconds of starting kissing or stutter so bad he'll have a hearth attack when he touches a woman. he will just freeze and maybe cry. his date will probably be so scarred that he'll be charged with sexual misconduct.

but all THIS will never happen because women smelll the beta gene from 100 metres away

PUA here. very bad advice. it will simply add pressure on him to succeed. thats why Jow Forums will never fuck

just stop man. just stop worrying about it and do something else.

Having a routine, and opportunities to talk with women in a normal way won't put pressure on him to succeed ffs.

Jow Forums here, and let me tell you, if you put whores before your gainz you are a mega cuck.
A man who puts a woman before his goal of becoming an alpha will not make it.
No homo of course

no it doesn't you fucking incel faggot

you can use a phone number or a fake facebook

seriously pathetic

How about taking dancing classes? Specially ones with social dancing, forget about ballroom dancing. Try kizomba, bachata, salsa, etc.

Start renting prostitutes to get comfortable with women in general. No other way for people like us.

Chads experience with women in general is akin to having an unlimited amount of free prostitutes. This is what makes him at ease with women.

Easy, go and work a ski season in the west. The job will be bad, but the social side, snowboarding and constant meeting people will be a huge help. Live in share housing, best thing I have ever done.

Don't do it, user. Learn programming (software development). Do it for fun. You'll find deep meaning in books about mathematical logic. Read Shoenfield's "Mathematical Logic". Go to a fully nude strip club with some cash, turn it into 1-dollar bills and watch live pussy. Put your hands on some boobs and if you're brave, fuck some of the girls. There are legal brothels in Arizona with high-quality prostitutes for $1000 per fuck. You should be able to afford it. If you waste all your money on this, at least you'll have a reason to get a job again, and maybe meet some real girls, provided you didn't catch any diseases doing the above. Write a new operating system. Create a new programming language and write an interpreter and a compiler for it. Drive a car across the US, stopping at random hotels and eating whatever you can buy at supermarkets and/or gas stations. Go live on the Hawaii - it's super expensive, but good. Maybe the Fukushima radiation will get you if you do that. There's so much to do if you have the money!

Actually, the legal brothels may be in Nevada, not Arizona. I just googled some of them. "BunnyRanch", "Kit Kat Ranch", "Desert Rose Gentleman's Club and Legal Brothel". Have fun!

You wont find friends by sitting in your basement and jerking off all day.

First of all, look around for clubs in your area. Stuff like chess for example. Chess is actually pretty good, since you will meet other weirdos there. If you dont like chess, look out for something else, it doesnt have to be a gym.
This will bring some routine into your life and help you mentally.
After a few weeks, you can try to make friends. If people in the club you choose, havent asked you, you will have to. Just ask one or two of them if they want to grab a beer in a pub. This way you will build a social circle.

I think you get the point. Get a hobby -> find friends -> build a social circle.

This alone might take up to a year. You will get into contact with many more people, once you have a social circle. Even females. And thats how you find a girlfriend some day.

Just asking random thots out wont work. Most relationships develop by social circles.

It will take a lot of effort tho and 1-3 years until you get the chance to lose your virginity.

Sorry if my english is garbage, im from Europe