>And I want the money NOW. I wanna put it all into crypto your going to thank god you didnt have the money now...idiot
Evan Cruz
prepare to suck your accountant's cock off if you need money for food or something. My friend has a trust with a half mil or something and he has all kinds of issues with his accountant.
John Cook
shit b8
Samuel Carter
Why can't he just fire the accountant?
Anyways OP, you'd probably blow it all by the time you're 25 if you got it now.
Aaron Morris
I’d just put like 100K in some memes like LINK and REQ and COSS just in case
then keep 1 mil
Austin Gray
you could start a business with that money, dont waste your parents gift t. trust fund baby
Chase Mitchell
>I’d just put like 100K in some memes like LINK and REQ and COSS just in case
>req >coss
desu a cocaine addiction is a better way to lose 100k than investing in those scams
Jose Perez
Because the accountant is probably the trustee...
Christopher Edwards
Stale b8 pasta , kys op
Jaxon Wood
Must suck being poor. The only solution is to neck yourself immediately.
Joshua Wilson
just to remind you, i know irl people who sold their assets (small business/house/etc) to buy btc above 15k, now they have half or less of what they put in, in fiat, they also cant force themselves to sell because of the major $$ loss, if btc hits 3k, they will lose half of their $$ again... you should ask yourself how many new people will sell theit assets to buy crypto... to me its a very high risk low reward investement
Christian Miller
Not bait I was reading my parent mail from their lawyer and found out how much my share of the trust is
Also I’m jealous as fuck I thought it was more my friend has like a $5 mil trust...
Levi Brooks
mine is only 2.1 mil. and i have to wait untill my dad dies. and he is only 59. luckily i have 50k link so hoping that moons.
Dominic Lopez
Call JG Wentworth. 877-CASH-NOW
Jaxson Ward
That's fuckin hilarious. Who sells their house or business for a fuckin cryptocurrency at the top of a big ass bubble
Nathaniel Thomas
Crypto isn't in a bubble right now, though. Last year's bubble popped and its been bouncing around at the floor as we wait for some sort of happening to make it skyrocket in value.
Owen Carter
buy signal
Blake Moore
Not in a bubble? Why is that? BTC/USD is still worth 800-odd % more than it was 2 years ago - it's not really that long ago.
It's entirely plausible BTC could go down to x00s from here, equally plausible it could go to xxx000s from here - that's why you may make a shit ton of money out of crypto. you're taking a risk.
You're not guaranteed a moon, don't be delusional.
Matthew Howard
You deserve none of that money you childish little faggot. Hope it gets stolen before you hit 25. What kind of dumbass would spend all their money on crypto and a condo in Chicago?
Aiden Bell
Not gonna make it. Also you would burn through that money within 2 years in downtown chicago
Benjamin Murphy
>I deserve what someone else worked their entire life for so that I don’t have to work If this isn’t bait you should unironically kill your self
Josiah Brooks
If i had 1.3 million i could set myself up for life.
Ayden Myers
You're a tremendous faggot. Invest 1/4 of it, move to some small city and live like a king.
Ayden Barnes
>I want the money NOW. I wanna put it all into crypto top kek, this is exactly why they put this rule in place for you. you will be thanking your dad for his wisdom in a few years once crypto goes to $0.
that’s prolly what I’m gonna do desu. Don’t want to worry about investing or starting a business just want to be comfy.
Kinda want to move to the mountains in Quebec north of Montreal but I think taxes would rape me
Live in Illinois rn it sucks dick unless you are rich af.
Even 1 mi is nothing in Chicago
Chase Scott
Call JG Wentworth
Liam Roberts
$1.3M will only give you $50K/yr pretax. Youll probably have to spend $2-3K/mo to be safe.
Thats enough to get a small apartment in downtown Chicago, a gym membership, and pay for food. You can do it OP as long as you're okay with a basic lifestyle. No eating out or bars or whatever.
I once met a divorced woman who got $500k from her husband. I saw her bank account balance going back for the past year. She managed to burn through the entire fortune in 5 months, and it wasn't like she was buying jewelry and Gucci bags. The average expense was under $50--lots of fast food, movies, concerts, normie shit like that. That small stuff adds up. It's easy to get carried away spending money you didn't earn.
I would feel homicidal if I had a kid who crypto gambled away money I gave him to survive with.
Luis Powell
crazy. I've seen someone gamble an inheritance (house) away on a period of 6 months. And they are in debt mediation (from the goverment) now.
Jason Miller
Not a bad idea, I understand the resistance to starting a business/worrying about investing. I'd buy a comfy, modest house with a good chunk of land, get a beater car, get some guns, and then just sit on the rest while I'd get some fun job to take care of the transitory expenses like groceries/recreatio so I could just sit on the remaining lump sum
Also, that way you won't go crazy sitting at home every day.
Ryder Fisher
>Has 6 years to pad his retirement fund and possibly can retire at 25 >He will have even more once he can take it out >He is crying about it
that about sum it up?
Hunter Flores
Yeah honestly the best job I’ve ever had was being a dishwasher at a restaurant
Can just chill with cool people all day and talk and and smoke cigs
Isaac Long
How do I pad it??
I’m in college RN I was a neet for a year after high school now I’m starting a philosophy degree
Aaron Phillips
>How do I pad it?? By adding more money to it
Noah Cruz
Sir do no trust this scam Call Patel Kumar Sir 1000EOY-NOW 0xLINK coin good buy
Ian Martinez
lmfao only 1.3 mil?? your parents must fucking hate you.
and LOL!!! you have to actually WAIT to get it?? woooooowwwwwww talk about ass hole parents hahaha
honestly, if i were you, i'd just fucking kill myself right NOW dude. show them you're not a fucking bitch