Guys what does it feel like...

Guys what does it feel like? Please tell me I'm a 32 year old virgin who made it on ethereum but suffers from social anxiety and panic attacks. I am very close to an hero as I've never felt the inside of a vagina please tell me guys.

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Don't you get bored of posting the same shit every day?

go to the store, buy a pot roast, create a hole, jab your peepee into it, profit.

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It’s a bot, user.

Odd way of spelling 'Canadian'

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I wish I had a vagina.

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One that can solve captchas?

Like heaven. Currently sitting in a hospital room waiting for my daughter to be born. Raw pussy is too good frens, fuck condoms.

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Dress up like a passable trap and pretend your butthole is a pussy. I hear that’s what the guys on Jow Forums like best anyways.

Dam this is some old ass meme

Congrats bro

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Do you even lift?

You know your dick feels right now? Like nothing right? THAT IS LITERALLY HOW YOUR PENIS FEELS INSIDE A VAGINA WITH A CONDOM. Sex is a joke. This entire existence is a joke. I have had trouble jacking off now because I know what it really feels like; Fake and pathetic. Watching porn feels so fake and exaggerated I can't watch it anymore which really sucks because I still feel my sex drive is about to explode but sex is not satisfying enough.

Oh and as bonus points: Tits are overrated. I used to be so much into tits when I was a virgin. Once I got to suck on some, it felt no different than sucking on my own skin. A vagina literally tastes like nothing. Almost feels like sucking on a grocery bag. Kissing is also overrated as fuck. Don't listen people telling its the greatest thing ever. They're low IQ niggers who base off their entire existence off of their animalistic instincts. They're the same people who also think alcohol is the greatest thing ever. Stay a virgin OP you arent not missing out at all.

Name her stellar as a token of good luck so my xlm takes off.

I do actually. I’m using Jim Wendler’s 5/3/1 program currently.

oh and sorry for the shit formatting and spelling im a bit tipsy (irony)

>Not naming your daughter BasicAttentionToken

You're an absolute neet. You've had sex with 1-2 girls and think you know everything. Kys

dont you get bored of taking it up the ass?

I think you might be gay

You're an absolute degenerate that still holds sex to the highest degree like the nigger you are. Don't tell me to kms when you obviously lack the willpower to control yourself, faggot. I bet you're the kind of person who fucks a fat woman because "pussy is pussy bro"

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