/smg/ - Stock Market General

Election day (night) edition Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books: pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM&feature=youtu.be
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youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
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tell that lad to put his top back on edition

who ever starts these /smg/ threads must be a seriously deluded transsexual

blue wave red day

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That's rkg

i voted republican out of sheer spite of democrats and liberals

hehe, i just realized today is one of 0.5 days a year when pol is almost fun to visit (election day sticky)
must be why /smg/ doesnt have many trips on right now

just like today ehh?

>2018
>not voting anti-incumbent and voting yes on prop 1: make dude weed legal
not going to make it

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MAGA

Someone on Fox news just said "orange man bad". Lol.

me voted blue just for crashing market kek

that 15 point futures drop since that post :^)

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trump lowered my taxes by 4% and republicans don't nickel and dime my ass with taxes for buying simple shit like soda. honestly if you voted democrat you are 100% diagnosed with having your head so far up your own ass it is not even funny

radio4 is my test for moving culture. When ever I hear a meme or swear on there I know times are changing

why do you want such bad karma?

Trump saved the world already.

Looks like Democrats win House majority..

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YUSSS EURO GO!!!!

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I voted Democrat so the bubble pops and the real cheapies arrive tomorrow and Thursday.

so what state has the most "important" election tonight, economy-wise?

im glad his election appears to have increased voter turnout (regardless of party), something few elected officials are able to do

Trump had better reveal more infrastructure spending soon besides that fucking wall

and he better not be saving that promise for his 2020 campaign

>implying after hours means anything in the long term (2 or more days)

Republican US house and senate (Fuck stabinow) and state governor
but blue SOS, (some) state legislature, and blueish judicial branch peoples

and I voted for a couple "tax-payers" and "natural law" candidates for wayne state and UofM's educational boards for the keks

and yes for weed, yes for indipendent district making, no for allowing strait ticket voting
I cant understand how someone would willingly shackle themselves to one political party

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>t. cant into put options

of course the OP pic is sucking off the orange bad man

>Democrats win house
>Republicans hold senate
This is what's priced in. Anything else and volatility continues.

Where are her breasts?

>naruto
you always seem to almost have decent anime tastes, then you insist on naruto posting

Sad!

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Am volunteering at homeless shelter on weekends to even it out

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yep, one I am watching is Senate odds on betting sites

House swing is good for economy in long run as it increases R chances in 2020

idk, i picked a random thumbnail from nov 2016 in my folder

i didnt realize it was a tranny until after the thread was already up

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>>House swing is good for economy in long run as it increases R chances in 2020
no, quite the opposite

it shows that the pattern from the past century+ might not be broken yet

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huh

Stop using historical examples in 2018. Shit is completely different now. We just need government to be in some limbo-ish or catatonic state until intelligence-revolutions conquer humanity

> Mutts
> intelligence

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>Shit is completely different now.
no it's not

... thanks for making me feel sick OP

>plays the stock market and thinks increasing volatility by shaking up congress is a bad thing
You are given one chance to fight the Bogs and you waste it.

>whoever wins presidency causes legilative branch to slowly move to the opposite parties power, until they win presidency and the pendulum swings the other way

it just gets so boring, we need a bull-moose party

or to ban all political parties, like Washington himself warned us to

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Awesome, hope we get dem Obama stock market gains back.

you can't stop people making parties even if they aren't official

I can't wait for today to end so everyone could stop pretending like their vote matters and we can all get back to trading.

So, what do you folks think about IBM? Took a huge dip after the RHT announcement. I might just be a dip and buy that dip, plus that sweet 5% div.

China has the superior formal governance when it cones to parties. Having more than 1 party is recipe for disaster.

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I want to breed with him bros :(
This place has sucked up my heterosoul.

This.

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ibm's dead, rumour is they spent all their capital on rht as a last ditch effort after their cloud attempt fell on its face and drowned in a 2inch puddle.

It's okay if you want to fuck traps in a punishing way through a short term or one night stand.

hey smg is chainlink the next big coin or is biz just hyping it up

who knows or cares

btc is only crypto with a future as long as it doesn't collapse for some technical or otherwise reason.

The main use of crypto is to move funds around secretly. All the technical applications like applications or whatever are retarded.

but its not shaking up congress, its congress doing the exact same thing it always does in a midterm election after a new president is chosen

we've been doing this since the fucking 1800's

yes, but strait ticket ballots should be illegal
and candidates should run on their name alone, not their name and sponsor

term limits for congress would be a great step in the right direction though

no, their government isnt that great

but the chinese social ideology of the mandate of heaven is based as fuck

its how they have stayed united for thousands of years

the communist party is just the new emperor, since the party has the blessing of the mandate of heaven (if they didnt, there would be civil war until someone else did)

sorry, your opinion is wrong

Cowboy Bebop is GOAT

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You could eat a bowl of cereal out of that chest.

Real time forecast on 538 just swung huge for R.

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Interesting. Makes sense I suppose, their revenue and earnings just keep going down.

R Sen and R House just swung from 10% to 27% chance.

27% chance to 33% of R House.

LETS GO TRUMP DADDY, Ple

lets all love lain
I wouldn't get your hopes too high

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ME AM THE ILL INTENT

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>RKG
>libtards
>going against the ancients
top lel
the games ending and people are wondering why things happen still

SENATE is what matters 1/30 chance of Dem Senate is very very good.

House is pointless. I don't care if Dem wins

WE WONNNNNNNNn
GREEN
GREEN

futures up slightly

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Did Austin report all at once? There is no way that lead holds.

GREEEEEEEEN WAVE

GREEEEEEEEN WAVE

POLITICAL TARDS BTFO

GREEEEEEEEN

GAP UP PLEASE

fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2018-election-results-coverage/?ex_cid=extra_banner

50%

50%

ALERT

ALERT

DANGER

GREEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN CHANCES

REPUBLICANS LEADING

fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2018-election-results-coverage/?ex_cid=extra_banner


fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2018-election-results-coverage/?ex_cid=extra_banner


ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

DO
NOT
FUCK
WITH

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WHAT THE FUDGIES
FUTURES STOP GAPPING UP

YOU WERE SUPPOSED FOR GO RED ON BLUE WAVE REEEEEEEE

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>2016
>trump cant win everyone knows hillary is going to be president

>2018
>dems cant win everyone knows it will be a R house and R senate

just wait for the fricken results already

this egregore needs to die already

>implying futures matter, or that the market is rational
holy heckies!

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hunnie, check the odds, repubicans now ahead to win house

>didn't get extra funds to broker in time
boged my self dun I

Bad RKG

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RED WAVE CONFIRMED

BULL MARKET UPGRADED INTO HYPERBULL MARKET

DOW JONES 30,000 BY Q3 2019

Golden Bull type feel

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its like a repeat

youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM&feature=youtu.be


also thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI

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I put in a good 40 hours of listening to that after 2016, absolutely comfy feel

I'm buying 1,000 shares of F tomorrow.

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The golden bull is dead.
Long live the hellfire bull of never ending rampage.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHA

nate silver just hand-adjusted the forecast to put republican chances lower

"Well, I'm trying to do 6 things at once -- we think our live election day forecast is definitely being too aggressive and are going to put it on a more conservative setting where it waits more for projections/calls instead of making inferences from partial vote counts."

live bettings odds give 58% for democrats winning house

I love nate but WHAT THE FUCK

>tfw almost fell for trap
Close one

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who is winning compared to what the markets priced in?

>futures
God, I love election night.

republicans HEAVILY

>almost

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Nasdaq will open 7100 tomorrow
Sugoi!

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>conservative
triggered

learn to statistics

flipping a coin has a 50/50 odds of landing heads or tails

but i bet you can get the coin to land on the same side 3 times in a row, resulting in 100%side a, 0% side b, not a 50/50 distribution

statistics are not a crystal ball that can see the future, just tell you what might happen

Bulls

you can tell because the bears have suddenly gotten quiet

Yikes!
Yikes!, but those best triple digits are checked

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SHIT GUYS! Should I sell or hold!? I've never gained this much ever.

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Imagine the mass suicide at MSNBC when it's a red land slide

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Red wave you dickless transvestite whore. Donald soon won't allow your kind to exist. The south isn't even near done rising.
Not only will the Senate go red, but so will the house. I hope you are ready to have your XY chromosomes acknowledged by both God and your government.

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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sell at open unless you believe in it long term

tomorrow is going to have massive price swings up and down

yes, schadenfreude is one hell of a drug

(also your favorite reaction post was from a 2016 election sticky, so keep an eye out for great mfw's, its a gold mine right now)

based

did rkg ever say if she voted today?

can she even legally vote?

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I'm mobile posting right now, what are the current odds on the house?

43.3% for R to take house majority

>The south isn't even near done rising.
oh fuck, threw up in my mouth a little when i read that

still, great taste in music and memes 10/10

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40-50% chance to hold house

house is going to the dems,dont fall for fake news

Dems are still on track to win the house, albeit it will be close.

Tulip market tomorrow for us.

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What in the fuck is a tulip market?

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Is that a nipple I see on a blue board?

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3/8 republican, the models completely underestimate how many hidden nazis creep amongst us. 2016 will happen again.
The basis for the shitty numbers are based on polls prior to election day, its rapid swings day of are testament to how garbage they are.

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yeah but a "close" one is better. My ideal situation is Dem barely win it.

> contract prices for some bulbs of the recently introduced and fashionable tulip reached extraordinarily high levels and then dramatically collapsed