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There are actually people on this board, who aren't minimalists. LOL.

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>Big spender user buys a +2$ cup of Starbucks every morning, to fit into society. = 700$/yr
>I buy a coffeemaker and sip it alone at my house = 40$/yr max.

>Dumb user goes online and buys a book for 25$
>I go to the library and read many books FOR FREE.

>Stupid user buys Red Dead Regretafterpurchase 2, because he heard it's good = 70$
>I buy Grim Fandango and other point 'n click masterpieces, because I know they're good = 5$

>Autistic user buys multiple 350$ lacoste gucci sweaters by Yeezy, because that's what normies say is in fashion.
>I go to Walmart and buy 5 slightly over-sized turtleneck sweaters for 20$

>Goofball user buys a fucking dog, that needs expensive shit.
>I go to the park and look at pigeons.

>Fat user buys a gym membership and work-out clothes, which total over 100$
>I go jogging in my sweatpants and do bodyweight exercises when I feel like it

>Desperate user manages to get a high-maintenance THOT gf, who verbally abuses him and denies him sex
>I find a cute average faced introvert girl @the library, who has massive boobies

>Horny user visits porno websites and EVEN PAYS FOR THEM
>I merely step into my well-maintained mindpalace of erotic material and proceed to wank offline

>user buys expensive "modern" furniture because his apartment feels EMPTY = $$$$$$
>I buy a bean-bag and a blanket and call it a day

>user joins an expensive amateur football team
>I buy a football

>user is constantly flexing on strangers about his wealth
>I have friends

MAKE THE CHANGE CONSUMER-PLEBS.

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minimalism is inherently bourgeois as it implies and necessitates a high amount of disposable income to facilitate the purchase and subsequent disposal of goods required at a given time, as the philosophy of minimalism requires one to purchase as they need it, and then to get rid of what they bought once its usefulness has been expended

>Not peeing in the sink to save water, stealing ketchup from macdonalds and all the toilet paper from work...
user I...

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>Big spender user buys a +2$ cup of Starbucks every morning, to fit into society. = 700$/yr
I never understood this starbucks meme. Who actually pay that much for shit coffee .

>playing video games

Also this

>I buy a bean-bag and a blanket and call it a day
Which one did you buy?
I'm actually looking to buy a bean bag, but still researching options and waiting for some black friday sale.

>I go to the park and look at pigeons.

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>Buys video games
>Isn't a pie rat
Most of old companies that made video games back in the day are bankrupt. Don't feel bad about pirating. Video game companies nowadays are homosexuals trying to turn our frogs gay. Don't feel bad about pirating modern titles either.

Based AND redpilled

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>>I go to the park and look at pigeons.

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>>Big spender user buys a +2$ cup of Starbucks every morning, to fit into society. = 700$/yr
>>I buy a coffeemaker and sip it alone at my house = 40$/yr max.
Look at this borgoise faggot wasting a whole $40/year when he could buy bulk caffeine pills for 1/10 the price and save time and electricity.

based

I spend absolutely 0 money.

Get a load of this poor fag lmao

Instead of coffee, I just take caffeine pills. You can buy 2 months worth of caffeine pills for like $1.98.

>user buys stone Island jacket for 450€
> I buy topstoney for 50€

minimalism is living simply not living like a everyone else but a fucking pajeet poorfag. Reading at the library instead of buying cheap as fuck books online, What the actual fuck...lol

You know you can take them out right?
If you’re literally never going to read it again why would you buy it when you could read it for free?

Or buy a kindle and have tens of thousands of free ebooks and textbooks stored on it that you got from libgen

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Cause I want to read at my own convenience pajeet not travel to a fucking filthy public library to read...lolololol please stop you are painting the picture of the psycho in Se7en not looking smart.

Or just download actual books on torrents idiot.

And sometimes you want to have the book, not all books are novels. The best non fiction deserves rereading anyway. Who the fuck even reads novels anyway. soooo gay.

I piss in the sink instead of flushing the toilet, saves like $0.03 of water for every flush saved.

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I used to be a heating minimalist and would just bundle the fuck up and only turn the heat on if it got below 30 out of fear of bursting pipes, but I just put in a vinyl plank floor not thinking about it and it says you have to keep it between 60 and 80 degrees.

fucking sucks, I really don't want to destroy the new floor but I know I'm going to want to kill myself when I Get the next heating bill.

>Reading at the library instead of buying cheap as fuck books online, What the actual fuck...lol
my mom is worth $30+ million and asks me to send her pirated PDFs of books

only dumb poorfag millennials buy into this consumer culture

I do this too.

I also only play old games because new games SUCK for the most part.

That is cheaper and I don't need the newest hardware constantly.

I also fap to my imagination and haven't watched porn in 2 months so far.

One that looks like this.

>Very customizable, can be used as a chair, a neck-rest or a training dummy etc.
>Black goes well with all colors, very sleek. Or so I'm told, by people who care about trivial matters like style.
>When a guest sees it, its square shape gives an impression of unmistakable professionalism. It tells the observer, that the owner is an adaptable individual.
>Due to the natural camouflage provided to the bag, by the color black, it won't look dirty. Even if you accidentally stain it with cheap tax-free Eastern-European whiskey.
>This bag is also deceptively light. You won't strain you muscles carrying this bad boy around.
>Need to put it away for some reason? Fret not, the bag can be folded to fit into most shelves.

I whole-heartedly recommend this product. Its quality is excellent, you will not regret your investment.

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I have a potatoe sack filled with discarded straws that does the exact same thing user.

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I wish you were my friend irl and I met you 10 years ago

Don't play tricks with me Fergal!
We all know that's your bed.

> no coffee or coffeemaker
> never pay for books
> free gaymes
> t-shirt cost $1.30, holds still more than a year
> walk in nature
> home gym
> never paid for porn
> furniture actually was an expense took about $300 to furnish an apartment
still poor
at least I can buy a house w/o mortgage in a year or two

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>What is humble bundle?
>What is wet shaving?
Pic related
>What is cola bottle in flush tank
>What is bicycle
>What is resistance bands
>What is marriage

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>What is wet shaving?
with a safety razor
fuck these 3-6 blade cartridges costing 5$ each

blades 5-7$ lasting a year
razor 25$ a lifetime
brush 7-10$ a lot of years
soap 5-10$ a year

Kek you're an inspiration

>people on this board minimalists
This board is about the accumulation of wealth.
Wouldn't we be maximalists?
A minimalist in this case would have the lowest possible bank balance.

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This forum is not for poor people. Please leave.

Kek good post user I thoroughly enjoyed it. Especially the dog vs pidgeon part made me chuckle

Who remembers those posts about minimalist shit last year? They got more and more ridiculous each day. I loved it.

its about putting in the minimum to get as much as possible