Stocks are down

>stocks are down
>crypto is down
>precious metals are down

How do I short LITERALLY everything

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>Stocks
too late
>Crypto
not down
>pm
will have a small bump
If you short with a broker you are fucked, because they are fucked

hookers and cocaine and fine whiskey

just post his bulge already

THIS is the most intelligent post I read all day on Jow Forums, have a rare pepe

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Can confirm
I am fucked realy bad rn

Sorry but it's a girl this time unfortunately

o-ok

whats her name

by killing yourself

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Why are they fucked?

Darwin award of the year perhaps

Are all Aussies literal retards

I just got into investing and I'm feeling the same desu. It's my first week and I'm down about 4.5%

braphogs and feetthots are up

you dont, you long when something's down you brainlet

ez op. vertical call spreads on uup

They won't be when the cleansing comes. We will grind their profligate faces into the dirt.

Ha! good catch, everyone else to busy looking at the maybe-its-chick

There's something off about her eyes
Inb4 shopped rooster eyes
Be gone rooster eye thot!

Yes they are

when the eurozone crashes overnight with Italy doing what Italy does best, crashing international organizations with no survivors (see WWI, LoN, WW II) it will kill DB, lik every other bank in the Eurozone, and with it the whole fucking western economy. Your broker will either not be reachable because he fled to the Caymans or killed himself with maybe a liquidator paying out what is left with your pennies being last on the list