>roastie from HR calls and leaves a voicemail at 10am >wants to talk about X position with me >sounds fucking hot >check her linkedin - fucking hot
needless to say, im pretty interested now. is friday night too late to call back? i need the job before i smash tho so would monday be more "business" appropriate? should i email her and let her know ill call monday or is that autistic?
shes not going to fuck you unless your a chad so dont even worry
Jacob Reyes
why would you want a job?
Ryan Jackson
>having sex with coworker
this is how I know you're poor
Angel Morris
Call her now and ask her out total power move
Angel Young
send email now, just say you will be glad to meet her next week, ask at which time she will be prepared to meet you
if you will answer in monday you will act like 9-5 npc if you will leave impression of true patrician who operates 24/7 she will treat you differently and you can act more free since you stand on your conditions and not let her put you in her game
think of 4d chess, do the same thing, but don't overkill
Nicholas Lewis
yea thanks i got that covered i already have one but want a less shitty one, jamal for sure. you got me, im poor, you're so smart user
Grayson Taylor
semi helpful advice. guess ill just call back monday when they open back up. i think an email might be overkill and she wouldnt read it till monday anyways.
Carson Morales
>I’m gonna have sex one day >/thread No one cares. Roasties are a waste of time and money anyways. This is biz, not the cosmo mag you buy your bf at the grocery store. >buylinkorgtfo.jpg
the only thing worth in this shit thread is the brapper
Noah Torres
>i already have one but want a less shitty one, jamal that doesnt answer the question classic wagie deflection
John Jackson
Why don't you just buy chainlink. Skip the job interview and on a few months when you are a millionaire go in there and offer her 10k for sex and to also give her a golden shower
Elijah Lee
>linkedin has a pic of some hot girl so you want to work there for your minimum wage oldest method in the book sorry but you are being pajeeted
Julian Barnes
this. QED
op confirmed faggot larper
Nathan Kelly
>Fucking someone from HR
Are you retarded? The only worse thing you can do is fuck someone who works under you in the command chain
John Jackson
We always hire thots at hr so guys like you take the bait
U not gon make it pal
Lincoln Parker
>fucking hot
go on, faggot. >Expectations: "10/10 pornstar" >Reality: "6/10 SJW feminazi taking pleasure in crushing men's careers"
Hey fagoot, I was brought into this world thanks to coworker fucking. You NPCs think in such black and white terms, and it must feel shitty to live like that. Thinking in only polars is mind fucking control, pure and simple