tomorrow, the cleaning lady who is my step dad's step sister is coming over to clean the house. im 20 and shes about 35-40. how can i fuck her? shes kind of flirty, but i blow her off. last time i woke up while she was here and she said in a seductive voice "oh, did i wake you? im so sorry". it sounded like the beginning of a fucking porn movie. my dick gets hard as fuck when i think about her. how can i seduce her without being too obvious? if it was some random lady i would just ask her if she wants to fuck but i gotta play it smooth
I never posted advice only as a joke, I'll say this once, your little sex fantasy is a fantasy, unless u would like a rap charge, you will do nothing, she is a family member and she will see you as a child no matter what u do, do nothing, in fact show some respect and get out of the house before she arrives, so u don't look like a spoilt little shit who sleeps and she works, everyone is fucking with you, u have a chance? you don't, go out side and find a girl friend, try tinder if you can't talk to females in real life. Do not do anything or I'll read about you on the news. You little fucking psycho.
Ian Russell
Please keep us updated
lmfaooooo
Wyatt Green
Be naked and either in bed or in a bathrobe. Be absolutely non-chalant about it and let her get a peek or two of the goods. If nervous, exercise beforehand. Play it cool. If she freaks, pass it off as if she’s being weird and it’s not big deal. Literally any response other than outright negativity means she’s dtf. Good luck, dont fuck it up, and keep us updated.
Luis Hernandez
If you’re not a facelet you should be able to just ask her if she wants to fuck
Robert Brooks
not related to this situation but i was driving home from work to get fuel earlier today and thought about the time a random milf school teacher walked up to me on a footy trip when i was 17 and said "you've got beautiful eyes". then when i got into the fuel station the qt clerk commented on my eyes. these are the only 2 times i can remember a random womyn saying this and it's years apart. what the fuck does this mean?
Michael Rodriguez
Post eyes
Luke Campbell
Say: “looking good today lady”... and then just walk away.
Carson Carter
Do as Harvey Weinstein; whip out your pinky sized phallus and start masturbating furiously.
Tell her you've been picturing her and masturbating ever since you set eyes on her. Also drop a $20 tip afterwards.
