IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

It all makes sense now.

>mfw having children is literally a penalty from god

holy crap that's what they mean by "banished from the garden of eden"
he got his dick bitten off and couldn't enjoy the greatest pleasure in the world - orgasm

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Pack it up boys. This guy solved life.

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SHUT YOUR FARCKIN TRAP, VAGINA MOUTH

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Oh wow. Who knew?

At least the snake can't divorce you and take all your stuff and your kids away

It also provides an interesting interpretation for that annoying anaconda song.

muh gnosticism

Neither can a woman if you refuse to marry her and get a vasectomy.

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not to mention gives a slightly different meaning to "choking the snake"

fpbp

ITT: Jow Forums solves the bible

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Holy Mother of kek

Omg. Save this shit

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Came here to check this.

>tfw you see the post that wins todays 4channel in the very first bread

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QUADED

this

Damn. True.

...Jesus. That puts a whole different spin on it.

What's it like face-fucking a defanged serpent?

this is proof I replied to the word of god

word of kek that is

lmao

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what about we make this viral. praise kek

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WOWWWW

Fucking checked

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You just solved it

Ascension WHEN?

I thought it was a snake and a dead mouse

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Put me in the caption!

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I don't know what to do with my life anymore. The Great Mystery is solved.

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would you put your dick in that snake's mouth?

But the serpent deceived Eve. Eve deceived Adam. It's almost as if none of you scripturelets have ever read Genesis.

>1 post by this id
holy fucking based

He is poor, lel.

best post for ages

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So women are satan incarnate. Also checked.

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life begins making a lot more sense now

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holy shit

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I didnt expect a lifetime mystery to be solved this easy

Hint: Eve had a vagina
Did you not know this about women?

Try again, this time with more thinking.
Snake -> Eve -> Adam.

The serpent is the vagina you absolute fool.

ok... I'll explain further. The image posted with op is of a serpent with what appears to be a vagina.Don't think too hard now. We'd hate for you to fry your last two brain cells.

Snake = peer pressure from "liberated" women

Eve was "decieved" by her vagina, you know how men can "think" with their penis? Women do exactly the same and feel lusty in this way.

Again, Eve had the tingles and flicked her bean, discovering the orgasm , then she invited ADAM to taste of her 'fruit'.

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So Eve was deceived by her vagina and got Adam to fall for it too. Not that hard to put together, brainlet.

>literal quads of truth

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Right. Snake is metaphorical and not a seperate entity.

It's how our penis can be refererenced as another entity, i.e. animal / beast etc.

>4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
>5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
>6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
The snake deceives Eve, who deceives Adam. The snake-vagina metaphor only makes sense for the first interaction, not the second.
That's what I'm saying.

is how snakes fuck?

Never thought I'd be a witness to the philosophical completion of the Fall of Man thousands of years after it was written, but here I am.

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Keked and checked.

"Surely you will not die", in other words "What's the worst that could happen? I'm an independent woman who need no God, whhy is Daddy not letting my have SEX?!"

Of course God in his infinite wisdom knows where the road of sexual degeneracy leads down it's not even worth expanding into.

Include me in le reddit le screencap kind sir
Another mystery solved by biz

holy fug quads of truth

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There is also the reference of the snake as knowledge in gnosticism, like the bronze snake that Moses put in a stake in the desert

Seriously, the bible could be summarized as this

>don't trust women
>don't get obsessed and attached to pleasures in earth
>just don't think too much about it, have faith

t. god

Plus a whole lot of god-murder and
>Arphaxad begat Shelah, and Shelah begat Eber. And unto Eber were born two sons: the name of the one was Peleg; because in his days the earth was divided: and his brother's name was Joktan. And Joktan begat Almodad, and Sheleph, and Hazarmaveth, and Jerah,

>t. god
the don't think about it too much part (knowledge) is not t. god but rather:

t. demiurge who wants you to think he's God

>implying women are anything more than walking vaginas
So Eve could be described as the serpent itself.

>muh gnosticism, kundalini awakening, luciferanism with the fire of prometeus

to be honest there are days i think christianity is just a jewish psyops, other days where i just believe in the gospel of lucas, other days where i believe more in meditation and eastern philosophy

>walking vaginas
Snakes can't walk
Eve and the snake are two separate beings/metaphors/concepts/abstractions.

nice get

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Great reasoning

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Bible implies ever since the snake women and snakes dont get along, snake is a vagina which explains why women and other women cant get along and explain why most women cant understand the sense of brotherhood that men feel

aha

s-stick ur dicc in it

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snake = satan = corrupted eve
look at the way women dance, it's very snake-like the way they sway their hips. you don't even need to make the snake = satan = eve equivalence to see that we're all just talking about the same thing. the biggest temptation in life is pusy, outside of artificial drugs and heroin. in fact, look at the phonetic similarity between heroine (female "hero") and heroin the drug. really makes ya think.

actually, many stories with a female MC don't really involve them saving the world, but just doing stuff to improve their social status/wealth. this is obviously true in chick flicks, romance novels/movies/shows.

also look what happened to Theranos. it was a huge scam. note the cunt's snake-like eyes. glassy. i forget her name. elizabeth something?

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For fucks sake post me in the screen cap this is this most well fucking timed
Meme quads I have had the fortune to have had ever witnessed

lucifer's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist.

p.s. elizabeth holmes dad was an Enron exec. she's also a descendant of jews via her grandmother. direct heir to the Fleisschman yeast fortune.

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The snake represents evil in the first place, in that good represents female and bad represents male. Before we were split off into male and female by evolution, there was only mother and daughter. But when disease/ parasites/ demons evolved within this life system, the good side developed a defense system, or immune system, in order to survive and fight against disease. This was the beginning of intelligence, and since then intelligence has evolved to solve other problems and ailments we have encountered to best fit the survival of the species. Eve, or the female. Was tempted by the snake into believing that bad masculine traits are attractive, when in reality the only purpose for the male brain and species in "god's kingdom" is as defense, discipline, and problem solving, while the snake or "devil" was tempting Eve or the subconscious female part of humanity into desiring bad things that did not actually serve humanity as a whole, and thus afterwards tempting man into behaving evil. Demons are just bad habits, low level energy fields that hijack your concious mind into serving them instead of yourself. Disease is the snake, cold blooded parasites. It is important to remember that masculinity is great, but it is the immune system for "God's kingdom" and anything else is the serpent deceiving Adam

Thx based quadanon.

Checked based and redpilled sweet Jesus

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preach, quads of biblical proportions.

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INCELS UNITE

I wish I could post the webms I have of a guy getting a BJ from his python. But I don't want the ban.

It can be if you need it to be

OH SHIT

take one for the team