/smg/ - Stock Market General

stop being overemotional little faggots edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Sec Filings and Company Finances:
fintel.io

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=10Y2YS
youtube.com/watch?v=Iuqtz_9JMfc
twitter.com/QCMFunds
twitter.com/DeFrancesco_A
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Hello, Bulls.
>:)

also OP is holding shitty pharma memestocks and will never /makeit/.

AHHHHHH I'M LOSING EVERYTHING SELL SELL SELL

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UFKCFUCKRUCKFUCK

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the idea of "making it" is a holdover from when Jow Forums was a bunch of NEET crypto larpers
you'll see for yourself that my "shitty pharma memestocks" aren't as shitty as you think in time

Ho lee fuk

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you'll never make it if you don't believe user

spy 290 end of month

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could you do us all a favor and stop posting your portfolio as if we care? I know you're a faggot and have mommy and daddy issues and feel as if you need attention.. but there is no need to be an annoying faggot here.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT

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kek

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you shouldn't be replying to Dobber.. that guy is a complete moron.. he thought an option was the same thing as a stock.

BEARISH ON EVERY TIME FRAME

do you not understand that I'm doing this to make fun of the people in this thread posting pink wojaks over short term price action
do you think I'm posting it so people can marvel over my portfolio

tfw you closed all of your leveraged positions. Sitting comfy in index etf's and boomer dividends. Never even have to look at portfolio anymore. Autoinvest + drip.

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NO NO NO NO NO NO

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He is a dumbass, but I think he can learn over time
I think he'll be a decent poster a year or two from now

>4% decrease across the board and indexes
>boomer thread begins to capitulate
Don't have a heart attack grandpa.
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so your all in on SPY and QQQ?

Do you own any of the patrician 2x ETFs to hold too, QLD and SSO?

They fucking warned us about the descending wedge in pattern in volatility. We didn't listen. Its too late now.

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you reek of attention whore

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF YOU DID NOTHING WITH CHINA?

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!

SINGLE DIGITS

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>I think he'll be a decent poster a year or two from now
i don't think he'll even be here that long.

It really is pathetic how emotional people on here get over nothing
I think that crypto is a speculative bubble and that it's retarded to put your money into it when it's clearly in decline at this point, though

wait until unemployment spikes and boomers are losing their houses again. It will come sooner than you think. GM already signaled it's all over by laying off mass amount of employees.

a 4% move can be a 100%+ or -90% plus move with options depending on what side you're on

crypto brainlets just wouldn't understand

Panic selling 70% of my portfolio for Tvix

Great move by me honestly

I told you, you fucking faggots, that the inversion would mean sell everything. And you retarded permabulltards wouldn't listen. Who's laughing now?

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Fuck it flashed at 0.090

that is a real possibility

who mentioned crypto, faggot?

OPTIONS YOU FUCKING RETARD

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

December is usually the month your mutual fund manager delivers cap gains, therefore a few more down market days may be good.

Also, as OP said, stop being overemotional little faggots.

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Ah, do you smell that?

*sniff*

Thats the smell of burning fire and rektfolios. Beautiful, isn‘t it?

>tfw loaded up on puts after le tariff man tweet

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FUCK ME LIFE MATES

Should I sell Faceberg stock? Down 800 bucks FB alone, I own 30 shares

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link?

*sniff* *sniff*

>Absolute Veränderung

Thats the name of my new band

This. Good stuff on sale today.

cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=10Y2YS

>retarded permabulltards

the patrician choice is investing in noncyclical sectors so that broader market conditions have much less effect on you than they do on most people

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Wow look at the stock market
Tremendous gains
MAGA !

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You mean like trading under margin and leveraging an ETF? You might as well trade Crypto.

STOP TALKING!

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The market's days are numbered /smg/

- Bloodbath in all major stocks
- Yield curve inverted
- Dow/S&P below key moving averages
- Indexes red for the year
- UK and France in chaos
- No safe havens, not even in crypto

It's time to make sacrifices for the good of the banks again. Are you ready for Trump's bailout?

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>SHORT AT THE BOTTOM

Haha, enjoy your lost wages kids.

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this is a good dip to buy some LCI

>No safe havens
You're not looking very hard, desu

The only thing green in my watchlist are memestocks like DRUS, OGEN and FNKO.

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whats this graph called?

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find any decent company with a P/E less than 15 and you have your save haven there. even better if they have a growing dividend

3 more hours of this shit lads

Yes, i placed my puts on amazon and facebook before market open and allready up in double digit green. Now ill just lean back and enjoy the show.

>he didn't hedge his portfolio for a downturn with SNAP

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Death and Despair.

JUST Castle

You got double-BART'd.

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look on the bright side, guys, you can't be taxed if you only lose money

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I don't know, but I'm getting absolutely raped on Nintendo.

How the fuck is a debt-free company with 10 billions dollars in the bank lose that much and acts like a penny stock? I mean, for fucks sake, they could buy 3% US 10Y bonds with their 10 billions, and live off that until the end of the universe, and never die

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Say my name.

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Bart twins

the double cinderblock

JNJ, you are my only friend.

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>tfw down less than 1%

take the noncyclical pill
hedge with utilities and consumer staples

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Mr. My Dad Died In Jail

Is it too late to buy SQQQ and SPXS?

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what about this one

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I call that my portfolio. But seriously, folks, I do like Nintendo, so I will be buying some today.

that faggot is probably in the red or breaking even

he was calling for a bear market at the bottom in february

youtube.com/watch?v=Iuqtz_9JMfc

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Peter theif
I'm still down 10% on gold miner stocks, you told me they would 15x

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Fuck, are you long or short term bearish on Faceberg?

Wondering this as well. Or maybe I could buy something that still has legs to go up like gold, but I hate that shit

My, uh, friend wants to know if he's allowed to save that pic.

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

IMPEACH HIM NOW!!!!

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shorting APHA to 0.
these are the guys who made the report:
twitter.com/QCMFunds
Good track record, over $3B in aggregate market cap erasure...

Here's one of the insiders: twitter.com/DeFrancesco_A

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The onions slide

they’re just not a hot name right now. You’re basically waiting for them to release another pokemon go type smash hit and not have that awkward moment afterword where everyone was like “wow nintento great job with pokemon go!” and they were like “haha well actually that wasnt us”

any chance power hour will save this shit?

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ah this is jus cause t rump is drunk tweeting again...I thought something serious may of acutally happend ..whew lad.

HERE WE GO AGAIN

-700 NEXT STOP

STRAP IN LADS

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Am i going to get flagged as a day trader if i buy and then sale the next day, I have been pretty much selling 24-30 hours after buying on all my trades

Safe haven

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0.0989.

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10%

No. dude what hte fuck?
Its not a day trade if you dont trade it on the same day

I’ve been safe with SBUX and VZ but I’m getting out of SBUX because I think it’s gonna shit the bed pretty soon here. I’m up literally 20% over the past 2 months. That’s kind of stupid.

I wasnt sure if it was a hard line under 24 hours or a " eh close enough flaggem" type situation

-1,000 EOD

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