How do I short women?

How do I short women?

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Women are actually looking pretty stable rn perhaps you were thinking of thots?

first replace them with ladyboys
then remove them from your business/work
the import columbines to carry your children and take care of them
then make sure sex is in oversupply for everybody, that will short it to zero

Sperm donation

MGTOW then buy at the bottom

I'm 6'5 so women already are short to me

Cut their legs off

Go to a college bar/club and take seven home with you.
t. in college and have seen this happen numerous times

>tfw get more enjoyment out of turning women down and hurting their feelings than actually fucking them
Once you get out of your twenties that no gf feeling is a lot easier to deal with.

>columbines
kek

Long cat food and wine. Sex bots are going to put roasties out of business.

>cat food
Women don't like cats anymore. They are all dog moms now.

I heard thots are getting more cheap and buy their pet food from the meat section in Wallmart

That's much healthier for the dog

cause let's say, fellas, when the panties drop I am going in *long*

the issue is that the woman index has been on a bull run since the 60s and since the 90s has been a btc moon mission with absolutely no breaks

in order to profit you need to short individual women who are having major corrections once they hit the $30-35 mark, the index is constantly getting replaced by $18 icos that are gaurenteed to double as long as they will operating on going concern

with your penis

Brapped and thotpilled

the demand is so high that it's somehow reached despair levels of desperation. the patterned 30-35
"sweet spot" investors have long relied on for signaling is turning bullish

the market is manhattan real estate and we're getting deeper into the 80s. even a dilapidated shack is gonna be 7 figures soon

long grannies

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you guys are considering this all wrong.
the thing is time is on your side.
once you hit your late 20s to 40s, your own valuation is likely higher than most sub25 women.
the thing is you've got hold until then.
make some day trades and practice until you get into your stride, but then once you hit it, you'll be able to land some real catches with ease.

it's not about timing the market, it's about having spent time in the market.

Moar like Hi-Point Carbines, mirite.

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Yes.