Anyone want to start a startup with me? I'm a NEET

>country
>what you learned
>age
>any resources, for example little bit inheritance, lots of space at home, filled bottles with piss, etc.

I'm in the UK.
I have lots of time

Sure.

Only Two conditions.

1. I get to do all the work and you do not do anything.
2. You get a 50% cut. I feel that is fair.

But I want to work and I don't care if I get a cut right now

Alas
I've got a mate moving to the UK in Feb to roll it out over there. Good luck with your endeavours user, you'll make it

ok, fake dating website, where you pretend to be young horny girls and you gonna reply to nasty old perverted men. would be great if you know foreign languages, so we could expand to other countries

That's probably illegal, bro.

Ffs

Count me in. I'll do the logo

>non-response to
so you are useless...
I was a NEET some years ago, too. but unlike you, I did something useful with my time, and ended up getting a well paid job.

I just want to build something, god damn. I'm a NEET, but I'm not useless! I'm about to RISE UP

build kneepads

>build kneepads
Why won't you take me serious I want to build something useful I'd work for free if it meant I was working on something useful and building something god dammnit

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do you know any skills like programming?

No, I just started learning Python recently (or attempting to, anyway)

boy, ya need to learn how to learn at least. without it you wouldnt even allowed to clean toilets.

even if you sell your body for sexual services it is still a skill.

just read stuff on the internet and attain any skill at all

how about you "start up" the lawnmower before I foot in your ass

So 419 basically

how about you tell us what your CURRENT SKILLS AND INTERESTS ARE you fucking retarded faggot. we can't do magic. if you are a brainlet, you are fucked anyway. and by brainlet I don't mean lazy or some other shit, I mean simply stupid.
also, stop being a NEET and start doing something with your life, by yourself. even the shittiest job will give you some perspective and will teach you something. it'll also give you some motivation to do something else, probably.
I was a NEET, but I had worked summers since I was 12 y.o. or so. I was poor af, so I know the value of money and knowledge.

That's a good start. Collaborate early, make it a skill that is as essential as syntax. Learn git asap (takes 1-4 hours depending on current skill level) and make a public repo somewhere.

I read non-fiction for minimum 4 hours per day everyday without fail and have done so consecutively for over a year straight without a single missed day. I am learning Python now. I can.. play guitar.. I don't play games or anything like that. Most of my day is spent reading or researching stuff on the internet because I'm a NEET. I probably have skills realistically, but I don't consider them skills because I don't think I'm good for them to be considered skills. I think for something to be your skill you have to have specialist knowledge of that subject, you can't just dabble, really. So, I have no skills, ha. I just know some things and I'm learning some others

Texas here user,
Tell me

>can play guitar.
If you were in the states I'd be your manager and you could play on the sidewalks for cash. I'd find places for you with high traffic and I could take a cut of the dough.

>I have skills
>they no skills
>only super humans can have skills

xDDDDDDDDDDD

practically you just some picky depressed neet that needs excuses to be neet. even pajeet gets more respect than you

>I read non-fiction for minimum 4 hours per day everyday without fail and have done so consecutively for over a year straight without a single missed day. I am learning Python now. I can.. play guitar.. I don't play games or anything like that. Most of my day is spent reading or researching stuff on the internet because I'm a NEET.
aha, I did something similar with my time, at least until I decided to start doing something else for money (fixing computers and phones, selling electronics stuff, etc. didn't make much money, but it helped me realize that I was being a crybaby for no reason, and that I'm a good worker)
what kind of non-fiction do you read?

>I probably have skills realistically, but I don't consider them skills because I don't think I'm good for them to be considered skills. I think for something to be your skill you have to have specialist knowledge of that subject, you can't just dabble, really. So, I have no skills, ha. I just know some things and I'm learning some others
I also thought the same, until I was told to talk to some people who were looking for IT specialists. then I learned I was good enough when I got an offer that almost made me cry because I never thought I would get my dream job so easily as I did. I did sell myself a bit though, and I had some concrete stuff to show for that.
anyway, what I'm saying is: trust yourself. as a NEET, you probably don't have anyone to compare against, but if you know a wide range of topics in a specific area of knowledge. and if you are a practical guy (as in, you can show them your knowledge by doing something right in front of potential employers), then you probably are good enough. just remember that employers are looking for people to produce something for them to sell, not some theorist that won't make them a single cent.
btw, while I love my job, I hate wagecucking... but this is my "temporary" solution. otherwise, I'd still be a fucking NEET.

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I'm not making excuses at all I don't think. I'm just saying I don't consider my skills to be actual skills because I'm not specialised enough in what I do know. You can only really be good at maybe 1-2 things and I'm not good at anything (yet), so I don't think I have skills yet.

If you're good at everything you end up on some general knowledge television game show, probably. I'm willing to learn and I'm learning now. Some people go to college for 4 years and probably come out with less skills than me but with a piece of paper, and that makes them more attractive to an employer than I am because I don't have said piece of paper. I love learning, but I'm not specialised in anything yet. I just need a little direction I think

Hey OP! I can be your startup friend.
Living in the nordics but we are aiming global. Send me your CV and i'll tell more. [email protected]

What's the business?

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knee pad manufacturing

Enough!

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That would depend on your ambitions.

i sent

I unironically help startups get off the ground for a living and this thread is very funny. I love you frens.

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It's not funny bro

OK fren. tell me your idea. and your runway. and your burn rate. and your cofounders. your goto market strategy. your angel investors. reporting structure. your cash flow broke even projections. your product-market fit. your contingency plan.

Don't worry I'll wait.

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NOT OP,
but I want to start a flobotomy business where I take blood from young, healthy people and give them real cash, $50+ a pint and then turn around and sell that blood to old people in the form of blood transfusions at $500+ a pint with the pitch that it will mitigate their oldness and make them feel young.

I don't have any of that hence the thread. I wasn't pitching my idea here

this idea is actually pretty good, old people pay for dumb shit all day fren

you might want to start off by working at a startup, one that just got series B or C should be a good one to start with.

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no i'm NEET hence the thread

Thank you fren.
I think it could really sell but it would take a lot of work and I'm an electrical engineering student at my uni in Florida so I'll just backseat that idea for now.

But if any of you get it off the ground, buy me a nice Christmas sweater someday.

I think it would be easier to sell old people on young people blood by just alluding to it, not literally do it. Like say old people have 20% of chemical X in their body, but young people have 90% of chemical X. This can be literally anything because people are stupid. Say you discover some dumb shit like calcium monophosphate that applies to that, then you sell old people concentrated calcium monophosphate telling them they'll feel young again. No need to actually draw blood from anyone then you gotta get FDA approval. Nutritional supplements are all BS and not FDA regulated so that'd be an easier and sneakier way of doing your evil scheme.

git gud

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no one
what startups have you helped get off the ground?

I, too, watch Silicon Valley

enjoy your aids

it's not dumb there is proof that young blood works
it is proven in mice and the elite of society get this done
is it legal? I don't know
I hear the younger the blood the better

Im a Doc in europoor and I've been considering exactly this biz.
The idea is not bullshit at all.
Big players failed to do so, due to regulation. Unless you camouflage blood/plasma donation business it's impossible. So you'd have to start there, then transfuse richfags OTC.

Thank you, I'm glad someone else agrees.
The legislation is indeed the problem.
I'd have to find a country where the blood donations would be viable and then ship it quickly to the countries with old rich people.