>mfw emailed this to tiger mommy earlier today Last night was excellent; several questions & concerns were confidently answered, and my already-adamant confidence in your incredibly far-reaching project was bolstered. ChainLink truly shall usher in the colloquial Fourth Industrial Revolution with meaningful & useful smart contracts (and perhaps even kickstart the quasimythical Golden Bullrun).
It was great to meet you & Sergey last night; I truly believe in your project, and with iron hands I shall hold & stake to my node my 20,000+ LINK, no matter what, until the fabled singularity occurs (at which point I'll only liquidate a few hundred as the price-per-token passes a thousand dollars -- I can dream).
I hope that both of you are amused & unannoyed by your rockstar status in one of the internet's rawest "communities" (and I apologise again on behalf of myself and autonomous others who may have aggravated you); Jow Forums "keeps it real" by completely disregarding normality & political-correctness, viciously testing everyone & everything with great scrutiny & acumen, thereby providing a fecund, gestalt hivemind which is uncanny in its ability to recognize truly valuable projects such as yours. Sometimes this leads to weird hijinx, but intentions are generally pure.
This collective, which has a spirit unfettered by anything, *knows* how big this is going to become. This is why ChainLink memes are so dank -- danker than any other crypto -- because the potential is literally infinite.
Thanks for the selfies; I apologise for the candidate shot in the elevator (poor form on my part), but shall remain true to our pinkie-promise not to publish them on Jow Forums (...unless you change your mind; they're actually rather flattering photos). Speaking of which, here's a link to the thread (the "community" has dubbed me "Jesusanon/LINKJesus") -- -- and you have supporters there now.
I would love to send you the pictures which I won't be posting without your express permission, so please let me know if you want them.
The bar afterwards was nice (we didn't expect you or Sergey to show up there, of course, but if you had, I would have happily bout you both a round and left you alone, as the handful of others in our bizarre "community" also would have). I actually stayed there quite late with a new friend from the site, and discussed marketing strategy; the "problem"is that most "suits" & "normies" simply don't "get it" -- although entirely unnecessary, if you want to sell these shortsighted executives, a quick ninety-second "elevator pitch" would be efficacious. Again, please accept both my apologies & thanks for everything. My linky stays super stinky $1000 eoy.
P.S. please let me know if there is any way that I may help your project: writing copy, coordinating with certain "communities," or simply leaving things alone so as not to ruin it. We collectively understand the need for secrecy & lack of unsavory connections, and endeavor to serve (or not serve) in whatever capacity would help.
We instinctively, intellectually & intuitively believe in this project, and, despite assuming success as a first-mover is practically guaranteed, the wiser among us have some inkling of the risks to corporate perception of ChainLink in light of express or implied association with an anonymous ad-hoc internet society of anti-normative, frog-worshipping chaoticians. Praise Kek!
In closing, you guys are great and your project is too superlatively superb for words; you have our undying support in the form of thousands of independent & unswayably principled node operators who shall ensure the unassailable robustness of the network. Mainnet soon....
I stopped reading after about 6 lines and I imagine Adelyn made it about half that far.
Jaxson Walker
Is being a kook an attention seeking online persona or are you legitimately fucked in the head?
Angel Butler
prove its you with a selfie
Dominic White
>I would have happily bout you both a round and left you alone Did you fuck that up on purpose as a subtle way of flirting with her?
Hudson Sanchez
Sergey is a manlet?
just sold 100k
Easton Powell
This is cringe but kind of based at the same time.. don't know what to think of you and your actions. (don't contact the chainlink team again - obviously)
Holy fuck he’s like 4’11. Look at the table next to him
Lucas Scott
Adelyn’s PA**
Brody Murphy
post proof or your just another larp faggot and whats with the pants dude? going for the tactical casual business look?
Matthew Gomez
shit nigga what are you doin
Nathaniel Clark
Jesus didn't get to live past 32. You are more like boomer Jesus.
Isaiah Nelson
YOU TOUCHED HIM?! What was it like to be in the presence of such an innovative and charismatic young man?
John Jones
JesusAnon your idea of flirtatious correspondence is downright creepy and the diatribe manner in which your write needs to be desperately made concise. Congratulations on achieving the absolute opposite of everything you set out to accomplish
Read the whole thing. You are going to kill them if Link fails, aren't you?
Liam Rodriguez
Crucify yourself dude
Jack Roberts
Holy fucking cringe
Elijah Stewart
This.
Ayden Thomas
made it halfway, cringiest shit ever. i bet you're not even the guy in the picture in which case i hope you did send it.
Xavier Jenkins
My favorite moment from last night was Sergey saying something along the lines of (exasperated), "We have a very dedicated following." with a look that he just died a little inside.
If someone has the exact quote (and even better the timestamp in the feed), I would very much appreciate if you posted it.
I might sell everything after reading this. What the fuck have I done.
Oliver Gonzalez
Absolutely speechless. And I'm not sure it's in a good way
Ryder James
I’m actually contemplating selling it all. Ffs this is an all time low.
Ayden Edwards
>they fell for the FUD
Michael Watson
I wouldn't. It's cringe, yes, but I feel the team has gotten far weirder "fan" mail. At this point they've probably come to terms with what they've done letting us know about this
Carter Williams
nigga what are those fucking pants
Luke Wood
>diatribe Is a noun. Until you learn a few more adjectives, you should stick to Hindu, Pajeet.
Evan Richardson
kek the ultimate fud
Samuel Morales
jesus christ couldn't you have typed that more casually? you don't need to use big words to make biz look good senpai
Aiden Gomez
>you should stick to Hindu
Noah Thomas
Yikes what a fucking autistic drivel
Brody Sullivan
Nigga, your writing is overwrought and comes across like a first year literature student. Tone it down.
Samuel Perez
kek
Christopher Garcia
You had your fun, tryhard. You can go back, now.
Zachary Watson
wow OP your faggotry makes even us look bad
Grayson Lopez
it's not real. recycled picture... his story contradicts the original thread and combines two different people.
pretty sure no one called you LINK jesus... more like LINK faggot!!! >:) yeah! you like that?
Connor Hughes
OP sounds like you had a great time. You took the initiative to be there, learn & interact with the team. I get the excitement and wanting to share it, I even like your writing style a bit; but good god dude nobody actually likes being famous, there's a time & place for everything.
Gavin Gray
If this is fake, the real jesusanon now has to post here with a selfie and a trip to avoid faggotry like this in the future
So many smart dudes are short. How tall you think Ari Juels is? Can’t have it all
Thomas Bailey
The virgin Sergey vs Chad jesus
Ethan Cox
I know this is bait but still, you should neck yourself. Sooner the better.
Matthew Phillips
French user here, was too busy with the race war, what happened at the meet-up
Grayson White
@jesusanon
Sharpie in the pooper + timestamp or gtfo
Brody Sanchez
Holy fuck that was embarrassing to read, As if you actually sent this to Sergey. It actually makes my posts look great. Please stay away from the team and never contact them again.
Also: Chainlink is shit
Colton Bell
Holy fuck you're alive!
Astros return is bullish, buy buy buy.
Ryder Perez
No it's not, sell this shit you faggot.
Leo Myers
The absolute state of linkies. I agree with astro though, LINK is shit.
Julian Myers
Just bought 100k
Connor Lewis
Go fuck yourselfs
Jaxon Rodriguez
Fuck off astro
Evan Harris
Peak autism.
Isaac Fisher
No
Austin King
He looks like he has aspergers
Jonathan Nelson
Can you stop copying my trip pls, thanks.
Easton Richardson
Derail the thread so no one realises how bad I looked posting this.
Jace Torres
Reminds me of you to be desu
Hunter Cooper
He is us desu
Gabriel Wood
You look like a fucking Simpson’s character.
Jonathan Jones
Exactly. Half way into the first sentence and I was thinking of some wannabe biz intellectual looking at a thesaurus as he typed this shit.
This is god-tier trolling. I refuse to believe anyone on this board is actually this autistic.
Oliver Martin
what I want to know is - why the fuck is no one selling me chainlink on IDEX. My motherfucking orders have been open for a week. Fuck you stinkies- give a nolinker some love.
if chainlink goes above 20 usd this thread will be glorious in the future and worth millions
Camden Scott
Faggot
Jace Reyes
why are you buying LINK on IDEX?
Ayden Thompson
I'm so happy I was at this meet and got to see this cringe in person.
Thomas Gray
I actually had the chance to talk to JesusAnon. He is an upstanding guy. A stark contrast to the odd reddit "Community members" that were there. Didnt stay long enough to get into the elevator pic or bar.
Christian Baker
>new pasta
Parker Murphy
> What is a composite noun? The absolute state
John Carter
Also will mention that Sergey does have a weird tendency to start rubbing his hear when he mentions "The problem we are solving.. "
James Roberts
Because I’m an idiot. I now realise I should have binanced it. I will now pay exorbitant gas fees to consolidate my metamask + idex wallet, pay them into binance then make orders. Was thinking of splitting into LINK and HOT, but after my cock up I’ll only have 3 ETH. So will probs just buy LINK or RVN as my yolo stack
Jason Gutierrez
lol bowlegged-combats
Tyler Flores
Lmao is this new fraud larping as me? RIP crypto
Caleb Thomas
Thank you good sir, this literally kept me from selling. OP's post was the first after 1 year of holding that allowed the first thought of selling to enter my mind. I'm also positive its a larp/bait of somekind the more I think about it.
I’m hanging on by a thread here. Legit looking at all the mentally ill individuals who need to be in a mental asylum.
Bentley Russell
Jesusanal is spot on here and it was good he did this. The team has to realize /biz is 100% on their side even though we meme them to death. It's out of love. Chainlink is love, Chainlink is life.
Asher Cook
OP is a junkie larper trying to defraud me.
Carter Carter
>20,000+ Link poor fag BTFO'd everyone knows you need at least 100k to make it
