Everyone take a deep breath and plan ahead edition
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
>"user, can you come into my office?" >S-sure. Wh-what is it boss? >"user. We've been noticing that your portfolio has been abnormally green lately. We're gonna have to fix that - wouldn't want you to achieve financial independence now, would we?" >B-boss? I-I don't understand what you're talking abou- >"Don't worry about it, user. We'll always take care of you here in your comfy office cubicle." >Boss? BOSS? WHERE ARE YOU? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Joshua Rogers
Gwim! Also sorry frens for not posting the chili’s dings today, my new role at work playing with fishies means I’m really busy
Dollar cost averaging user from last thread. why would I do that if I can just buy back in at a lower price I don't understand why that's bad. yes I was in the negative when I sold recently but I know the market will go lower than what it is now in the next correction so what's the big deal
Dominic Nelson
>I know the market will go lower than what it is now
no, you don't timing the market is much harder than you think it is
Alexander Morgan
Dollar cost average LCI.. thank me later.
Jace Foster
youre being 100% irresponsible with your words
Charles Adams
give me the rundown, Jow Forums, in preparation for going full bear, what stocks should I look into? Boomer commodity stocks with dividends? Or should I just man up and start short selling?
I just need enough of a bull pump to get me back in the green then I wanna offload most of my tech shit, and keep holding some long term. But, failing that I wanna have a new strat for this shit.
You seriously think the next recession that we're not going to be lower than where we are now. I know it is not certain but it's almost 100%
Aaron Murphy
Yes GE is in trouble but there is one thing a lot of people are forgetting; Spinoffs
GE Transportation is getting sold to Wabtech (or something like that; starts with a W anyway). GE shareholders will get a stake in this venture. W's shares are trading at $90 ish range now. GE is trading at 7-8ish. So your going to get GE, BHGE and eventually W all for the low low price of 7 or 8 dollars.
>giving bears a full 100 point short three times in a month is just a bear trap guys durrrrrrr making bears rich is just part of our super duper bull strategy rrerrrrrubhnsiupjlthpppppplllllll
So I'm reading A Random Walk Down Wall Street and I just came across this line >Fortunately for stockholders of G.E. and Johnson & Johnson, many other factors led to the continued success of these companies. holy fugg, is JNJ the next boomer company to fail? This shit is gonna pull a FAT ge blunder i can guarantee it.
Asher Hill
I like it. Sold off too much imo. There are a lot of red flags with the company but they have a lot of mobile games coming and those will yield some serious cash. Also, D4 seems to be on the right path judging by rumors. All this is a way off though. Long term hold.
Jayden Miller
That was a final redpill while reading the book Any company you hold can someday implode and you lose almost everything Five years ago GE was a peak retirement stock. Terrifying
Benjamin Butler
For JNJ to fail, people would have to stop brushing their teeth shaving and taking showers Hospitals would be shutting down, people would have to stop getting hurt
>stop brushing teeth >shaving >taking showers y-you mean like NEETs and Neckbeards? >Hospitals would be shutting down N-nursing is at an all time high demand... there ain't enough kids getting their degrees >people would have to stop getting hurt maybe in the future the democrats win an election and propose a totalitarian state where you're mandated to stay at home or get hit with "rape" charges.
Jose Ross
she was too pure for this world.
Mason Thomas
not so scary when you just diversify. the stock market isn't supposed to be a goddamn lottery anyway.
i was young when enron imploded and that set my investment philosophy immediately.
I'm expecting Canada to put in a bunch of dojis on non-Aphria or Aphria-involved dude weed stocks. There was a severe overreaction to that short attack on these completely unrelated companies, especially on the US ones for some reason. Probably gap down opens, low volume pump, equal volume sell back down before close, doji finish. On Thursday the bulls will make the initial buying thrust to start the buy wave with US markets trading to add their volume.
I'm completely flabberbamboozled by how hard Curaleaf and Acreage Holdings were hit. I have a position in the first but not the second. Those are the two biggest multi-state weed concerns in the US right now.
cause appliances are 1 time purchase and Bandaids/tylonel and razer blades need to be replaced often More points for JNJ
Jeremiah Perez
imagine putting all your money into 10 different stocks all your life waiting for a nice retirment but then when you are 5 years away from your dream half of those cut dividend and are trading back down by your purchase price and the other half cut dividend and you're only up a few %... scary to think about retirement really..
Aiden Jenkins
>cause appliances are 1 time purchase You should get a rental property
Ethan Gray
I think this is why Buffett recommends S&P500 funds.
I held JD for a while and the CEO goes and becomes a perv, and I lost almost 40% of my money in the stock. Those random happenings come up often.
Hudson Campbell
i have put money in a company that was doing well up until recently, but the dividend yield has been collapsing ever since 2013 these jews deserve getting justed
Julian Ward
GE got out of the appliance game last year/year before. The company they sold that unit to gets to use the name/logo as part of the deal.
Brayden Peterson
>appliances are 1 time purchase Go to bed. The bus runs early.
Connor Gutierrez
Yes; diversification is key. putting all your money into one stock or/the market in general is just asking for trouble.
Joseph Jenkins
>he buys more than one washing machine, fridge, and dishwater per decade ok GOTCHA
Elijah Cook
The table of wealth has 3 legs, stock is only one of them.
Wyatt Johnson
Try Dis. They just hiked the div. Even with the Fox deal looming they still felt confident enough to hike the div from 0.84 to 0.88. Yeah so it ain't much, but still the fact they did it speaks volumes.
Jose Bailey
what kind of shitty table has 3 legs instead of 4
Liam Hall
whats the other 2?
Thomas Murphy
>inb4 one of those shitty little cuck circle tables
they don't count
Matthew Hernandez
>The table of wealth has 3 legs >what kind of shitty table has 3 legs >The table of wealth >what kind of shitty table >table of wealth >shitty table >wealth >shitty
>The table of wealth has 3 legs A human A monster And a prince from the dark
Zachary Lee
Only rich kids start with a 4th leg.
Real Estate and goods of material value; Tools, firearms, jewelry, maybe cars and art if you are fancy.
Adrian Evans
>goods of material value Dunno where you're from but we like to call that "Inventory" where I'm from.
Cameron Miller
It's sex slaves and firearms.
Easton Flores
Why buy deep in the money option instead of slightly out of the money options?
Sebastian Sanders
Faberge Egg
Dominic Hernandez
Or comic books or baseball cards. Coins, lots of guys do coins.
Luke Torres
Theta decay hurts less with ITM options Your chance to see your option worth something at expiration is greater (bigger delta)
Parker Myers
dope so i was right again reminder: treasury curve inversion will not be as much of a leading indicator this time
higher deltas give you more gains on smaller moves. OTM memes mean you have to get it to go past the strike before it starts to actually get anything substantial. i use ITM for scalps
Nolan Williams
yea youre also betting directly against the goy who sold the contracts too. and if that goy happens to be a hedgefund or some cunt with loads of dosh, then you can be damned sure hes gonna protect his neck (which generally means stomping on yours)
Christopher Diaz
>GSK Why? They will get even more JUSTed when brexit fails to pass.
Ryan Ward
HOL UP did rkg actually ded? proofs i demand proofs
>Diversification is bullshit >Buy and hold is bullshit >Dividends are bullshit >Day trading is bullshit >Algos are bullshit It really is just luck.......
Bullshit man. It's like Kenny Rogers says: "You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to hold 'em. Know when to run. Know when to hide." If everyone pulled out of the market, the market is dead. If everyone dropped their purses into the market, no one has money to spend to keep the businesses up, so their incomes fall. Movement is always good. Don't follow trends, unless you are already in the trend before it becomes a trend.
Tyler Howard
You've convinced me over the past few threads. I'm gonna drop some money into LCI. Here's to hoping for the best.
Justin Gray
Where is that barrick gold nigger? That shit is actually up like 25% since he started shilling
QQQ and SPY will literally always succeed, they may not be perfect but you will always retire with them if you buy enough and hold for enough
Jackson Garcia
Why does the stock market even exist in the first place?
Samuel Perez
just average in and hold tight. I'm not letting go until i see short interest down around 20%
Nicholas Wright
to be fair, you were right but its only become relevant the past few weeks fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BAA10Y that uptrend there is very bad. If we shoot up again to 3.00 it could cause a sell off on default risk scares
buuuuut Im still bullish because of several other things
our hero Ciovacci just did a video on it and uses it to gauge when a reversal to bear market would happen
>not just reading the news for your trading strategies Guy said market would go down, market goes down. Guy says market goes up, market goes up. It's simple.
We lost our way once we started accepting the fact that companies don't need to pay dividends. We should've stopped a long time ago. It's all just speculation now.
An ex US president died of old age
Christian Baker
ALSO THE YIELD CURVE ISN'T PROPERLY INVERTED YET RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE 2-10 YIELDS HAVE TO CROSS, OTHERWISE IT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT, YOU STUPID FUCKING NORMIES! FUCK THIS UNINFORMED FUD SHIT
>An ex US president died of old age POOR OL' DUBBAYA KICKIN IT IS NOT A VALUD EXCUSE
BLOODSHED NAOW
Luis Hernandez
to redistribute wealth into the hands of more competent people i, for one, am glad it exists because its **fun** and also i shudder to think of a world where all corporations are ''entirely'' bank-owned **tho we arent far rn desu**
>you were right capped desu
lol no dont sell naked options. if you want a trade thats profitable ''most'' of the time, sell covered calls. naked options, especially with the crazy shit thats happening is fucking asking for it. big time. ask scoops. he got cucked hard on LCI on a bunch of short puts at like 11 or something awful like that F
inversion itself doesnt mean anything really it simply means that bondkikes dont see the near term as too kosher. but near term in bondkike vernacular is a lot longer than most longterm traders here
Kayden Thomas
Inversion does mean something if the algorithms make risk assessments based off of it and many tards are using those algorithms.
Everyone says that all you have to do to make money at the market is be smart, but I'm starting to wonder if "be smart" just means "be lucky."
Julian King
no it means being fluent in python
the big boys have been selling off into every single rally weve had this year desu m8 i tried to warn you... but you looked away... youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY
good eye are the new modz literally this much of niggers? rkg was a fucking staple of Jow Forums
